Sometimes you want something simple to drink. You may not want sweet, sour, zingy or even fizzy. Grab a tumbler, add some ice cubes, and fill the cup to the brim; with refreshing cool water. Add a straw or not, and sip away to your heart's content. Water rocks.

Hot teeth, scorched larynx, burned esophagus. The sport of fire breathing is not without hazards. Fortunately, dragon athletes can cool their sizzling throats with frozen Snow-maggedon, made from crushed glacial ice and mountaintop snow.

Created especially for our sea dwelling dolphin friends, Fish Freezie combines the wholesome taste of the freshest fish with the tang of salty ocean water collected from the deepest depths of the Atlantic. Filtered three times to ensure optimum enjoyment, dolphins everywhere will be clamoring for the sensational flavor of Fish Freezie. Stock up now!

You’ve heard of superfoods, right? Podium Potion, in refreshing blue raspberry flavor, comes loaded with the superfoods you’ve come to rely on as a pet athlere. Indulge your taste buds while reaping the benefits of all the best blended into one lip smacking drink. Winners drink Podium Potion. Why wait, our operators are standing by to take your order! (These statements have not been verified by the Pet Food Association. Must be six months old to purchase or have parents permission to buy. No refunds.)

Zoom! Did you see that dragonfly tumble and twist in the air No? Too quick for ya? These dragonflies are moving so fast that it’s hard to even see the air aerobics they are performing! This zipping zinger drink helps give them speed to be the best air aerobic dragonfly they can be!

Silver is the best conductor of heat of ALL metals…it is also very strong. Feel the heat of the competitiveness. Strong silver drink = strong athletic body!

This is the drink of a winner! All that practice, all that preparing, has finally come down to this. And this is the drink that is going to keep you help you satisfy that thirst for first! Drink this and go for the gold!

This superfood drink is loaded with vitamins and minerals, is chewed not brewed, is chemical and preservative free, and it has been synthesized with sunshine and fresh air. But what really makes it Mother Nature's most divine alchemy is the exquisite blending of cane sugar from the tropics, and vanilla beans and pure fresh milk from cooler climes. Purist Vanilla Milk is guaranteed to fill the hollow legs and to fire the neural networks of scholars of all ages and sizes!

Cold and refreshing , tastes better in a pretty bowl. No girls allowed!

A scrumptious treat of blueberry fizz!

Enjoy a refreshing effervescent tingle! If you want to sparkle up your date with a special drink, I’m the right choice. Once my ice-blue heart is melted away, I’m sure your sweetheart’s heart will have melted as well!