Healthy and fit kitties need milk! And what better combination than coconut and milk? This drink gives kitties that extra “umph” they need when challenging other kitties in sporting events. It will help them jump from mushroom to mushroom much easier!

The name of this drink just sounds like it’s going to make you a winner, doesn’t it? Drink it to find out just how much power and speed it will help you obtain! And, it’s completely legal!

Bunnies who need a quick refresher turn to Crazy Carrot Concoction. Each bottle of this orange perfection contains no less than five organic carrots plucked up in its prime. Bunnies who train hard know Crazy Carrot Concoction is the only drink they’ll need to deliver award winning performances. Don’t delay, release the inner bunny athlete in you today, drink Crazy Carrot Concoction!

Rabbit Recharge is designed to reduce lactic acid build-up in rabbit athletes’ powerful hind legs. Concentrated organic carrot juice, mixed with magnesium-rich spinach, pumpkin seeds and almonds, helps rabbits to quickly recover after sprinting down the race track and hopping over hurdles.

Dragon Fire-breathing Manual, section 4B:

1. Inhale deeply, breathing from diaphragm.

2. Hold breath for as long as possible to let the fire build up.

3. Stand with shoulders and wings back.

4. Lift head and exhale releasing fire.

5. Drink one can of Infinite Inferno before attempting to breathe fire again.

Some people say I’m the tastiest of sodas. Orange flavored and fizzy, I’m sure to be a real treat!