Penguin Humour:
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Squid and krill.
Squid and krill who?
Squid you buy another case of Purple Penguin Power? Krill you pass me another PPP so that I can refuel and go deep diving again?

Navigating pea-green boats in unpredictable seas requires intense concentration. Owl mariners can boost their brain power with Mind Whirl Juice, made from gingko biloba, rosemary, turmeric, and omega-3 fatty acids. For best results, serve with chocolate mousse, and wrap in a five-pound note.

Beauty and fragility, these traits are often associated with the delicate Monarch. However, our new Thistle Nectar is here to keep these high-flying acrobats at their very best. Butterflies everywhere will love the cool, crisp taste of this subtle, yet deliciously addictive drink.

The strength of the mighty oak is contained in every acorn, and this drink is produced from a plentiful harvest of this edible nut. Tasty and nutritious, this nutty concoction will have you squirreling away bottles so you won't run out.

Zing! Pow! Zap! Whoosh! What in the world is IN this drink? I'm not certain, but it sure makes bubbles in my tummy! It's making me feel so light-headed I might hit the ceiling! *burp*

Am I grape, or berry? Ask a Midnight Happy Dragon, they are much the same color!