Frank the pig, a renowned research chemist, has found a way to graft animal DNA onto plants, resulting in his "bacon tree" and various other developments. Frank didn't have the capital to develop this idea on his own, so the other pigs, who saw they had most to gain by supporting him, raided their piggy banks to come up with the money. They have thus formed a syndicate known as "Frank 'n' Swine". They are now the proud owners of "Frank 'n' Swine Foods", growers of bacon trees, pork shrubs and gammon carrots. Since this development, all animals in PnF have agreed to stop killing and eating one another, with the exception of worms. Worms have a brain at each end. They have become more intelligent, along with the other animals, since the animals developed their skills, and having two brains is now giving them severe schizophrenia. So they come up out of the ground and beg some animal to eat one end of them or the other, just as soon as the two ends have a major falling out. Anyhow; bacon tastes nice, it now grows on trees, and no pigs were harmed in the course of bringing you this bacon. Pigs eat quite a lot of bacon themselves now, partly for sheer relief and partly because it even tastes good to pigs. As long as it grows on trees.

Full of vitamin A, they say we help you to see in the dark. That's never been scientifically proven, but we're still delicious!

Sometimes you need a snack that's both substantial and easily portable. That's where I come in. I'm perfect for lunch boxes, too.

I'm not only a chocolate chip cookie. I'm so delicious that someone else got there first!

I'm a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie. Pick me up fast... before someone else does!

I'm a choc ice on a stick - grab me before I melt!

On a really hot day, there's nothing like ice cream for cooling you down. I'm a particularly superior ice cream. I've even got a cherry on top!

On a really hot day, there's nothing like ice cream for cooling you down. I'm a particularly superior ice cream. I've even got a cherry on top!

Ever wanted to be full of beans? Now's your chance! We're the jellybeans, and we come in all kinds of different colours and flavours.

Ever wanted to be full of beans? Now's your chance! We're the jellybeans, and we come in all kinds of different colours and flavours.

Ever wanted to be full of beans? Now's your chance! We're the jellybeans, and we come in all kinds of different colours and flavours.

Ever wanted to be full of beans? Now's your chance! We're the jellybeans, and we come in all kinds of different colours and flavours.

Ever wanted to be full of beans? Now's your chance! We're the jellybeans, and we come in all kinds of different colours and flavours.

I'm just the thing for summer, and of course an essential ingredient of the famous Eton Mess. Note that it's never a half-Eton mess. It's invariably finished!

I'm just the thing for summer, and of course an essential ingredient of the famous Eton Mess. Note that it's never a half-Eton mess. It's invariably finished!

A beautiful addition to any soiree, this delicate sugar delight is not only pretty to see, but a culinary delight!

I'm a stout hessian sack full of rye, just the thing for making delicious German rye bread. Dark and wonderful!

I'm a beautiful shiny purple aubergine, one of the most handsome vegetables, and ideal in Indian or Middle Eastern dishes.

Is it yogurt or yoghurt? Doesn't matter, this blueberry snack cup is a welcome treat in lunch bags all over the PnF land. Just don't forget your spoon!

I'm a slice of pie packed full of apples - just like your mother used to make!

Little pots of delightful sweetness, concocted from vanilla and sugary milk, this will make even the pickiest PnF happy. Savor every spoonful of creamy custard, you never know when you'll be served another helping!

Hard. Plain. Cheese. Nothing exciting about that name, but they say never judge a book by it's cover. Once you have taken a bite you'll wonder why it's overlooked by many for those fancy titled cheeses.

Nectar of the gods, harvested for centuries, now available with reckless abandon on any local grocery shelf. The only food that will never spoil, you can hang onto it until the bees come home again!

We're the sugar cubes from the sugar cube tree! No need for factories in the P'n'F world - we just grow like this. Although... shhhh... every now and then there's a tetrahedral one.

I'm just what you need on a hot summer's day. In three different fruity flavours - orange, mango and raspberry - I'm pure refreshment.

Rainbow colors, rainbow flavors? Who knows until the first bite is taken! Blueberries, strawberries, sunfruit, orange! Let the flavors take you away!

You did it, didn't you? You opened the can of worms. And now -- well, there are worms to deal with, and they have problems. So would you, if you had a head at each end!

Grains! GRAAAAAIIIINS! Well, what do you expect? - I'm a zombie cupcake, and cupcakes are mostly made from flour, after all!

Be careful when consuming this one! That little rumbly in your tumbly might be more than you bargained for! The only cake that you eat from the inside out? Nah, but then again ... Nom nom nom!

I'm a flaky, buttery croissant, so you can start your day the French way... as long as you also have lots of coffee, naturally!

I'm a sweet buttery ginger biscuit for your Easter or other spring celebrations, iced in seasonal pastel colours and available in four varieties. Take your pick!

I'm a sweet buttery ginger biscuit for your Easter or other spring celebrations, iced in seasonal pastel colours and available in four varieties. Take your pick!

I'm a sweet buttery ginger biscuit for your Easter or other spring celebrations, iced in seasonal pastel colours and available in four varieties. Take your pick!

I'm a sweet buttery ginger biscuit for your Easter or other spring celebrations, iced in seasonal pastel colours and available in four varieties. Take your pick!

There's nothing like a lollipop to suck on a long journey! I'm available in three different flavours - orange and chocolate, lime and blackcurrant, and strawberry and vanilla. Collect us all!

There's nothing like a lollipop to suck on a long journey! I'm available in three different flavours - orange and chocolate, lime and blackcurrant, and strawberry and vanilla. Collect us all!

There's nothing like a lollipop to suck on a long journey! I'm available in three different flavours - orange and chocolate, lime and blackcurrant, and strawberry and vanilla. Collect us all!

Delicious baking - with a twist!

We're a bunch of fresh, ripe bananas, not too hard, not too soft. They say we are mellow yellow. Eat me whole or sliced, you choose!

Social fruits, always found hanging out with friends, these are perfect to hand out to anyone passing by needing a quick snack. Just be sure to save a few for you!

Fresh from the vineyard we bring you these juicy, plump grapes. Eat them chilled from the fridge or at room temperature. They are certain to give a pop and a zing in your mouth. Is it hot your way? Forgo your ice cubes! Freeze a few grapes and add them to your beverage. Better yet: munch them straight from the freezer. Any way you take them - Enjoy!

I'm a big juicy slice of watermelon, just the thing for a hot day.

Grown underground and hidden underground, the humble peanut rarely sees the light of day. Red squirrels love these crunchy delicacies so much that they dig them up before they are ripe and hide them in their middens. Fortunately, badgers, with their keen sense of smell, can help you find peanut plants growing deep in the forest; but you have to be quick to harvest them before the squirrels do.

Fear no more the heat of the sun. Made from a special elixir of mint and honey, these cool refreshing peppermint lollies will lower your body temperature as well as tingle your taste buds. Edible air conditioning on a stick!

Fear no more the heat of the sun. Made from a special elixir of mint and honey, these cool refreshing peppermint lollies will lower your body temperature as well as tingle your taste buds. Edible air conditioning on a stick!

Fear no more the heat of the sun. Made from a special elixir of mint and honey, these cool refreshing peppermint lollies will lower your body temperature as well as tingle your taste buds. Edible air conditioning on a stick!

Fear no more the heat of the sun. Made from a special elixir of mint and honey, these cool refreshing peppermint lollies will lower your body temperature as well as tingle your taste buds. Edible air conditioning on a stick!

Ooooo! How much minty goodness can you stand? These luscious, variegated peppermint rounds will melt in your mouth and linger on your taste buds even after they are gone. What’s more, these wholesome candies give an energy boost, sooth an upset tummy, and protect teeth from decay.

Ooooo! How much minty goodness can you stand? These luscious, variegated peppermint rounds will melt in your mouth and linger on your taste buds even after they are gone. What’s more, these wholesome candies give an energy boost, sooth an upset tummy, and protect teeth from decay.

Ooooo! How much minty goodness can you stand? These luscious, variegated peppermint rounds will melt in your mouth and linger on your taste buds even after they are gone. What’s more, these wholesome candies give an energy boost, sooth an upset tummy, and protect teeth from decay.

Ooooo! How much minty goodness can you stand? These luscious, variegated peppermint rounds will melt in your mouth and linger on your taste buds even after they are gone. What’s more, these wholesome candies give an energy boost, sooth an upset tummy, and protect teeth from decay.

Pick the plump, wrinkle free bunch of these fuzzy fruits for a nutritious and delicious snack. Full of fiber and vitamins, you'll enjoy the little green goodies. However these little brown fuzzy edibles are not to be confused with the cute little fuzzy birds.

Pop one into your mouth for that sweet first taste of spring, just be careful not to wear it or mom is going to be upset about that stain!

Delicious nutritious vegetable goodness!

Spring's first fruit of the season, there's nothing better than a stroll out into the strawberry field and plucking a handful and watching the juice run down your shirt.

Yogurt in the bottom topped with sweet, juicy strawberries! Grab your spoon and dig in!

Flaky crust is a must, that is how we start. Then add the cranberries, sweet and tangy, and bake to perfection!

A flaky crust filled full of nutty buttery goodness.

It's that time of year, time for the harvest. Gather your friends and family for a feast. The meal is not complete until the pumpkin pie is served!

Come to the table and draw up a seat. There will be plenty for all: let us eat!

A harvest of plenty, carrots we have many - with convenient ladle, so you can have yourself a healthy and tasty helping.

A harvest of plenty, cranberries we have many - with convenient ladle, so you can have yourself a healthy and tasty helping.

A harvest of plenty, peas we have many, healthy and tasty - the ladle is NOT to be used for a food fight!

The developer's favourite! With a convenient ladle so you can help yourself.

A harvest of plenty, potatoes we have many, smothered in gravy! With convenient ladle, have a serving!

Herbed stuffing! You can stuff yourself with stuffing until you are quite stuffed. And here's a ladle, so you can grab plenty!

Grown straight from the tree by Frank the Pig - even turkeys can have a helping without qualms! Stuffed with more stuffing than could fit in the dish!

Marbled madness, calling your tastebuds "Eat more! Eat more!" And who are you to deny them this wonderful blueberry delight?

Flaky crust is a must, that is how we start. Then add the cranberries, sweet and tangy, and bake to perfection! Smells so nice, have a slice!

A flaky crust filled full of nutty buttery goodness. It smells so nice, you must have a slice!

A flaky crust filled full of nutty buttery goodness. It smells so nice, you must have a slice! And have some nuts, too!

It's that time of year, time for the harvest. Gather your friends and family for a feast. The meal is not complete until the pumpkin pie is served! Everyone must have a slice!

A harvest of plenty, carrots we have many!

Frank the Pig's newest creation. Straight from the tree! Eat them up fast, they have been known to fly away!

A harvest of plenty, cranberries we have many!

A harvest of plenty, peas we have many!

The developer's favourite!

A harvest of plenty, potatoes we have many, smothered in gravy! Oh - you wanted yours without?

Herbed stuffing! You can stuff yourself with stuffing until you are quite stuffed.

Grown straight from the tree by Frank the Pig - even turkeys can have a helping without qualms!

Straight from the bough. Frank the Pig ensures all living turkeys need not fear!

Happy New Year! It's time for the Mochitsuki ceremony! A delicious way to celebrate the new year is with our multicoloured rice cake treats called 'mochi'. Try our 'Daifuku' (great luck) options in four different flavours: 'Ichigodaifuku' (strawberry), 'kusa mochi' (green), Blueberry (blue), or 'kagami mochi' (mirror mochi). Our outsides are simple and colourful, but it's our insides that hide a special surprise! Will you get sweet red bean paste or fruit or even ice-cream? Mochi may look too pretty to eat but trust us, they're worth it!

Happy New Year! It's time for the Mochitsuki ceremony! A delicious way to celebrate the new year is with our multicoloured rice cake treats called 'mochi'. Try our 'Daifuku' (great luck) options in four different flavours: 'Ichigodaifuku' (strawberry), 'kusa mochi' (green), Blueberry (blue), or 'kagami mochi' (mirror mochi). Our outsides are simple and colourful, but it's our insides that hide a special surprise! Will you get sweet red bean paste or fruit or even ice-cream? Mochi may look too pretty to eat but trust us, they're worth it!

Happy New Year! It's time for the Mochitsuki ceremony! A delicious way to celebrate the new year is with our multicoloured rice cake treats called 'mochi'. Try our 'Daifuku' (great luck) options in four different flavours: 'Ichigodaifuku' (strawberry), 'kusa mochi' (green), Blueberry (blue), or 'kagami mochi' (mirror mochi). Our outsides are simple and colourful, but it's our insides that hide a special surprise! Will you get sweet red bean paste or fruit or even ice-cream? Mochi may look too pretty to eat but trust us, they're worth it!

Happy New Year! It's time for the Mochitsuki ceremony! A delicious way to celebrate the new year is with our multicoloured rice cake treats called 'mochi'. Try our 'Daifuku' (great luck) options in four different flavours: 'Ichigodaifuku' (strawberry), 'kusa mochi' (green), Blueberry (blue), or 'kagami mochi' (mirror mochi). Our outsides are simple and colourful, but it's our insides that hide a special surprise! Will you get sweet red bean paste or fruit or even ice-cream? Mochi may look too pretty to eat but trust us, they're worth it!

Munch munch, crunch crunch; bamboo's sure a tasty lunch! Just ask a panda.

Mmmmmm leaves! The perfect green and crunchy snacks! You can stuff your pockets and take them everywhere, no need for special containers or refrigeration.

Long tongued giraffes delicately harvesting their favorite food create the umbrella shaped branches of the Acacia tree, a stunning savanna silhouette.

Chocolate, need anything more be said? How do you improve perfection? Why add in a middle layer of creamy chocolate center. Now, decisions, decisions, dunk it whole or eat the crunchy cookie first, saving the cream for last?

My heart shaped morsels give you lots of love in your tummy!

Crispy on the outside, and moist in the center, these little sugary confections are always fun to make. Roll them out and cut into fun shapes to decorate, or sprinkle on some colored sanding sugar to finish them off. Keeping a handful nearby is always a must when strolling out about visiting neighbors in PnF land.

If you don't like your fish to look back at you when you're preparing it, I am the perfect solution!

A special treat for your canine!

Dem bones, dem bones, dem choco bones!

For the figure conscious hound.

Better than an organic smoothie! Why roam around the field tiring yourself out when you can eat grass from a bowl?

They're toasty and they're oaty, just like it says on the box!

A delicately flavoured, protein rich treat!

Freshest of the fresh - frozen in the Atlantic! And the Pacific -- and -- boy, where DID this start out on its journeys?

So fresh it's still swimming! Sushi, anyone?