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Some items are best held close to the chest. Have an extra arm to help keep them there.

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For when you need some help to "get a grip".

For when you need some help to "get a grip".

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This hot weather truly is getting to me. Don’t mind if I take a little rest here in the shade. Just a 15 minute penguin nap should do. I know I should be grateful that I am not freezing my tail feathers off but this heat just leaves me with no energy. I want to dance but it seems all I can do each day is eat and sleep. Would you please turn on a fan? I could use the white noise to help doze off.

This hot weather truly is getting to me. Don’t mind if I take a little rest here in the shade. Just a 15 minute penguin nap should do. I know I should be grateful that I am not freezing my tail feathers off but this heat just leaves me with no energy. I want to dance but it seems all I can do each day is eat and sleep. Would you please turn on a fan? I could use the white noise to help doze off.

This hot weather truly is getting to me. Don’t mind if I take a little rest here in the shade. Just a 15 minute penguin nap should do. I know I should be grateful that I am not freezing my tail feathers off but this heat just leaves me with no energy. I want to dance but it seems all I can do each day is eat and sleep. Would you please turn on a fan? I could use the white noise to help doze off.

This hot weather truly is getting to me. Don’t mind if I take a little rest here in the shade. Just a 15 minute penguin nap should do. I know I should be grateful that I am not freezing my tail feathers off but this heat just leaves me with no energy. I want to dance but it seems all I can do each day is eat and sleep. Would you please turn on a fan? I could use the white noise to help doze off.

I’m such a sad lil penguin. Won’t you please take me home? I recently learned that some humans insist upon calling us African penguins by a not so nice name for donkeys. Sniff sniff. Apparently they think that our calls to fellow colony members sound like a braying donkey. How rude! We are penguins! Not donkeys! Sheesh! So I am just looking for a nice home where I will be appreciated for who I am.

I’m such a sad lil penguin. Won’t you please take me home? I recently learned that some humans insist upon calling us African penguins by a not so nice name for donkeys. Sniff sniff. Apparently they think that our calls to fellow colony members sound like a braying donkey. How rude! We are penguins! Not donkeys! Sheesh! So I am just looking for a nice home where I will be appreciated for who I am.

I’m such a sad lil penguin. Won’t you please take me home? I recently learned that some humans insist upon calling us African penguins by a not so nice name for donkeys. Sniff sniff. Apparently they think that our calls to fellow colony members sound like a braying donkey. How rude! We are penguins! Not donkeys! Sheesh! So I am just looking for a nice home where I will be appreciated for who I am.

I’m such a sad lil penguin. Won’t you please take me home? I recently learned that some humans insist upon calling us African penguins by a not so nice name for donkeys. Sniff sniff. Apparently they think that our calls to fellow colony members sound like a braying donkey. How rude! We are penguins! Not donkeys! Sheesh! So I am just looking for a nice home where I will be appreciated for who I am.

Hot sand! Hot Sand! Hot Sand! OK, so who had the brilliant idea to transplant us from the frigid barren desert of Antarctica to this hot and sometime humid climate of Africa? Was it you? I’m looking at you! I’m melting my tail feathers off! Next time can we please try for something a lil more temperate? Like Canada? At least they get four seasons…even if it is all in one day.

Hot sand! Hot Sand! Hot Sand! OK, so who had the brilliant idea to transplant us from the frigid barren desert of Antarctica to this hot and sometime humid climate of Africa? Was it you? I’m looking at you! I’m melting my tail feathers off! Next time can we please try for something a lil more temperate? Like Canada? At least they get four seasons…even if it is all in one day.

Hot sand! Hot Sand! Hot Sand! OK, so who had the brilliant idea to transplant us from the frigid barren desert of Antarctica to this hot and sometime humid climate of Africa? Was it you? I’m looking at you! I’m melting my tail feathers off! Next time can we please try for something a lil more temperate? Like Canada? At least they get four seasons…even if it is all in one day.

Hot sand! Hot Sand! Hot Sand! OK, so who had the brilliant idea to transplant us from the frigid barren desert of Antarctica to this hot and sometime humid climate of Africa? Was it you? I’m looking at you! I’m melting my tail feathers off! Next time can we please try for something a lil more temperate? Like Canada? At least they get four seasons…even if it is all in one day.

Ooh, I’ve almost got it! Can you give me a paw? Oh, no, there it goes again! That little tail of mine, well, I have been chasing that for quite some time. We tabby cats know how to blend in, and enjoy quiet fun, but the thing that eludes us, is capturing the nefarious tail! It’s there and then it’s gone! Yet it’s always following me around. I must snatch it! I must!

Ooh, I’ve almost got it! Can you give me a paw? Oh, no, there it goes again! That little tail of mine, well, I have been chasing that for quite some time. We tabby cats know how to blend in, and enjoy quiet fun, but the thing that eludes us, is capturing the nefarious tail! It’s there and then it’s gone! Yet it’s always following me around. I must snatch it! I must!

Ooh, I’ve almost got it! Can you give me a paw? Oh, no, there it goes again! That little tail of mine, well, I have been chasing that for quite some time. We tabby cats know how to blend in, and enjoy quiet fun, but the thing that eludes us, is capturing the nefarious tail! It’s there and then it’s gone! Yet it’s always following me around. I must snatch it! I must!

Ooh, I’ve almost got it! Can you give me a paw? Oh, no, there it goes again! That little tail of mine, well, I have been chasing that for quite some time. We tabby cats know how to blend in, and enjoy quiet fun, but the thing that eludes us, is capturing the nefarious tail! It’s there and then it’s gone! Yet it’s always following me around. I must snatch it! I must!

Well, hello there! They call me a tabby cat, do you know why? It’s French, ooh lala! Meaning striped, and look at these lovely stripes of mine. Honestly, the real benefit of being a grey tabby? I blend seamlessly into the night, keeping tabs on all the neighborhood shenanigans. Slinking around on silent paws, keeping the peace and when the delicate balance is about to top over, there I am popping out of the dark of night, giving a swat to anyone out of line. And when I need reinforcements, why I just plop my furry bottom on the fence and sing the song of my people! Care to join me?

Well, hello there! They call me a tabby cat, do you know why? It’s French, ooh lala! Meaning striped, and look at these lovely stripes of mine. Honestly, the real benefit of being a grey tabby? I blend seamlessly into the night, keeping tabs on all the neighborhood shenanigans. Slinking around on silent paws, keeping the peace and when the delicate balance is about to top over, there I am popping out of the dark of night, giving a swat to anyone out of line. And when I need reinforcements, why I just plop my furry bottom on the fence and sing the song of my people! Care to join me?

Well, hello there! They call me a tabby cat, do you know why? It’s French, ooh lala! Meaning striped, and look at these lovely stripes of mine. Honestly, the real benefit of being a grey tabby? I blend seamlessly into the night, keeping tabs on all the neighborhood shenanigans. Slinking around on silent paws, keeping the peace and when the delicate balance is about to top over, there I am popping out of the dark of night, giving a swat to anyone out of line. And when I need reinforcements, why I just plop my furry bottom on the fence and sing the song of my people! Care to join me?

Well, hello there! They call me a tabby cat, do you know why? It’s French, ooh lala! Meaning striped, and look at these lovely stripes of mine. Honestly, the real benefit of being a grey tabby? I blend seamlessly into the night, keeping tabs on all the neighborhood shenanigans. Slinking around on silent paws, keeping the peace and when the delicate balance is about to top over, there I am popping out of the dark of night, giving a swat to anyone out of line. And when I need reinforcements, why I just plop my furry bottom on the fence and sing the song of my people! Care to join me?

Are you ready? Put on your cat suit and I’ll be happy to teach you all my cat moves! Sitting for hours is tough! You would think it was a no brainer, but maintaining stationary poses are hard. You’ll see that little dust mote float by, but you have to resist that urge to swat. Next we’ll work on shedding. Controlling when you let the fur fly is key to maximum clothing coverage. After that we’ll follow up with demanding creamy milk. Getting just the right pitch down, to ensure your hooman gets right up out of the couch to pour your favorite liquid into the bowl. Finally, a little lesson on slow blinking. See, I’ve got it down!

Are you ready? Put on your cat suit and I’ll be happy to teach you all my cat moves! Sitting for hours is tough! You would think it was a no brainer, but maintaining stationary poses are hard. You’ll see that little dust mote float by, but you have to resist that urge to swat. Next we’ll work on shedding. Controlling when you let the fur fly is key to maximum clothing coverage. After that we’ll follow up with demanding creamy milk. Getting just the right pitch down, to ensure your hooman gets right up out of the couch to pour your favorite liquid into the bowl. Finally, a little lesson on slow blinking. See, I’ve got it down!

Are you ready? Put on your cat suit and I’ll be happy to teach you all my cat moves! Sitting for hours is tough! You would think it was a no brainer, but maintaining stationary poses are hard. You’ll see that little dust mote float by, but you have to resist that urge to swat. Next we’ll work on shedding. Controlling when you let the fur fly is key to maximum clothing coverage. After that we’ll follow up with demanding creamy milk. Getting just the right pitch down, to ensure your hooman gets right up out of the couch to pour your favorite liquid into the bowl. Finally, a little lesson on slow blinking. See, I’ve got it down!

Are you ready? Put on your cat suit and I’ll be happy to teach you all my cat moves! Sitting for hours is tough! You would think it was a no brainer, but maintaining stationary poses are hard. You’ll see that little dust mote float by, but you have to resist that urge to swat. Next we’ll work on shedding. Controlling when you let the fur fly is key to maximum clothing coverage. After that we’ll follow up with demanding creamy milk. Getting just the right pitch down, to ensure your hooman gets right up out of the couch to pour your favorite liquid into the bowl. Finally, a little lesson on slow blinking. See, I’ve got it down!

It’s in the eyes. Just look at mine and I will mesmerize you with their sparkle. You know you can’t resist me because I am so cute. My coat is soft and silky, did you know? During the day I like to curl my silver tipped tail into my body and rest so that in the evenings I can stealthily hunt for food. My keen sense of hearing might give me that extra minute or two of rest because I won’t miss anything. Meat is my favourite food but I can survive on just about anything, so bring on the treats and I will love you forever.

It’s in the eyes. Just look at mine and I will mesmerize you with their sparkle. You know you can’t resist me because I am so cute. My coat is soft and silky, did you know? During the day I like to curl my silver tipped tail into my body and rest so that in the evenings I can stealthily hunt for food. My keen sense of hearing might give me that extra minute or two of rest because I won’t miss anything. Meat is my favourite food but I can survive on just about anything, so bring on the treats and I will love you forever.

It’s in the eyes. Just look at mine and I will mesmerize you with their sparkle. You know you can’t resist me because I am so cute. My coat is soft and silky, did you know? During the day I like to curl my silver tipped tail into my body and rest so that in the evenings I can stealthily hunt for food. My keen sense of hearing might give me that extra minute or two of rest because I won’t miss anything. Meat is my favourite food but I can survive on just about anything, so bring on the treats and I will love you forever.

It’s in the eyes. Just look at mine and I will mesmerize you with their sparkle. You know you can’t resist me because I am so cute. My coat is soft and silky, did you know? During the day I like to curl my silver tipped tail into my body and rest so that in the evenings I can stealthily hunt for food. My keen sense of hearing might give me that extra minute or two of rest because I won’t miss anything. Meat is my favourite food but I can survive on just about anything, so bring on the treats and I will love you forever.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the cutest fox of all? Me of course. I know I should be resting but I can’t resist sitting here and looking at myself. Today I am wearing my beautiful shawl which accents my soft silky fur. What a wonderful addition I would make to your pet family. Take me home and I can adorn the back of your couch. My feet are lovely and padded, so you won’t hear me wandering around at night.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the cutest fox of all? Me of course. I know I should be resting but I can’t resist sitting here and looking at myself. Today I am wearing my beautiful shawl which accents my soft silky fur. What a wonderful addition I would make to your pet family. Take me home and I can adorn the back of your couch. My feet are lovely and padded, so you won’t hear me wandering around at night.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the cutest fox of all? Me of course. I know I should be resting but I can’t resist sitting here and looking at myself. Today I am wearing my beautiful shawl which accents my soft silky fur. What a wonderful addition I would make to your pet family. Take me home and I can adorn the back of your couch. My feet are lovely and padded, so you won’t hear me wandering around at night.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the cutest fox of all? Me of course. I know I should be resting but I can’t resist sitting here and looking at myself. Today I am wearing my beautiful shawl which accents my soft silky fur. What a wonderful addition I would make to your pet family. Take me home and I can adorn the back of your couch. My feet are lovely and padded, so you won’t hear me wandering around at night.

Now I do like this angle when looking in the mirror. I would have to be the cutest, most dazzling silver fox of all time. I have everything that makes me attractive. Soft silky fur, the most amazing silver tip on my tail and I can wear a silver cape around my neck. If that is not enough to make you want to take me home and cuddle me, then look into my big bright eyes and you will be spell bound.

Now I do like this angle when looking in the mirror. I would have to be the cutest, most dazzling silver fox of all time. I have everything that makes me attractive. Soft silky fur, the most amazing silver tip on my tail and I can wear a silver cape around my neck. If that is not enough to make you want to take me home and cuddle me, then look into my big bright eyes and you will be spell bound.

Now I do like this angle when looking in the mirror. I would have to be the cutest, most dazzling silver fox of all time. I have everything that makes me attractive. Soft silky fur, the most amazing silver tip on my tail and I can wear a silver cape around my neck. If that is not enough to make you want to take me home and cuddle me, then look into my big bright eyes and you will be spell bound.

Now I do like this angle when looking in the mirror. I would have to be the cutest, most dazzling silver fox of all time. I have everything that makes me attractive. Soft silky fur, the most amazing silver tip on my tail and I can wear a silver cape around my neck. If that is not enough to make you want to take me home and cuddle me, then look into my big bright eyes and you will be spell bound.

Hi there! I’m new in town. I am still learning my way around this place. I am hoping to meet my cousin Golden Mole. Do you happen to know where they live? It must be around somewhere. It has to be. I’d really like to play and explore but right now as you can see I am quite comfy. All I need is a mug of hot tea and some crumpets and I could be stuck here forever.

Hi there! I’m new in town. I am still learning my way around this place. I am hoping to meet my cousin Golden Mole. Do you happen to know where they live? It must be around somewhere. It has to be. I’d really like to play and explore but right now as you can see I am quite comfy. All I need is a mug of hot tea and some crumpets and I could be stuck here forever.

Hi there! I’m new in town. I am still learning my way around this place. I am hoping to meet my cousin Golden Mole. Do you happen to know where they live? It must be around somewhere. It has to be. I’d really like to play and explore but right now as you can see I am quite comfy. All I need is a mug of hot tea and some crumpets and I could be stuck here forever.

Hi there! I’m new in town. I am still learning my way around this place. I am hoping to meet my cousin Golden Mole. Do you happen to know where they live? It must be around somewhere. It has to be. I’d really like to play and explore but right now as you can see I am quite comfy. All I need is a mug of hot tea and some crumpets and I could be stuck here forever.

Oh me oh my! I just realized they captured my image for the ever so popular SM coin. That silly photographer though did not give me a chance to pose and now I am left wondering, did they capture my best side? What if I had turned just a little? Or smiled a little bit more? But now, oh dear, it is caught there for eternity! Whatever shall I do? Think, think, think. Oh my poor brain hurts. Pass the tea would you mind?

Oh me oh my! I just realized they captured my image for the ever so popular SM coin. That silly photographer though did not give me a chance to pose and now I am left wondering, did they capture my best side? What if I had turned just a little? Or smiled a little bit more? But now, oh dear, it is caught there for eternity! Whatever shall I do? Think, think, think. Oh my poor brain hurts. Pass the tea would you mind?

Oh me oh my! I just realized they captured my image for the ever so popular SM coin. That silly photographer though did not give me a chance to pose and now I am left wondering, did they capture my best side? What if I had turned just a little? Or smiled a little bit more? But now, oh dear, it is caught there for eternity! Whatever shall I do? Think, think, think. Oh my poor brain hurts. Pass the tea would you mind?

Oh me oh my! I just realized they captured my image for the ever so popular SM coin. That silly photographer though did not give me a chance to pose and now I am left wondering, did they capture my best side? What if I had turned just a little? Or smiled a little bit more? But now, oh dear, it is caught there for eternity! Whatever shall I do? Think, think, think. Oh my poor brain hurts. Pass the tea would you mind?

Must find a cozy warm hole to climb into and go to bed. Oh so very tired. It is all I can do to move. It has been a long day exploring my new surroundings and drinking tea while eating crumpets. I know I must move but…..CRASH!

Must find a cozy warm hole to climb into and go to bed. Oh so very tired. It is all I can do to move. It has been a long day exploring my new surroundings and drinking tea while eating crumpets. I know I must move but…..CRASH!

Must find a cozy warm hole to climb into and go to bed. Oh so very tired. It is all I can do to move. It has been a long day exploring my new surroundings and drinking tea while eating crumpets. I know I must move but…..CRASH!

Must find a cozy warm hole to climb into and go to bed. Oh so very tired. It is all I can do to move. It has been a long day exploring my new surroundings and drinking tea while eating crumpets. I know I must move but…..CRASH!

Meow! Pick me up please! I just want to be cuddled and loved forever and ever. I am a ragdoll kitty, and I got my name because my breed often goes limp and relaxed when you pick us up. And why not? Being cradled in your arms is purrrfect! Just look in my bright blue eyes…I’ve mastered the puppy dog look when I want something, even though I’m a feline so it’s quite hard for you to say no to me! I like to play and nap, as long as I’m with you. I’m a very happy kitty, but I’m happiest when I am with my human. So let’s play a game! That string will do just fine! I’ll run around and catch that string, and when we’re both tired, we can rest on the couch, snuggled up to each other, okay?

Meow! Pick me up please! I just want to be cuddled and loved forever and ever. I am a ragdoll kitty, and I got my name because my breed often goes limp and relaxed when you pick us up. And why not? Being cradled in your arms is purrrfect! Just look in my bright blue eyes…I’ve mastered the puppy dog look when I want something, even though I’m a feline so it’s quite hard for you to say no to me! I like to play and nap, as long as I’m with you. I’m a very happy kitty, but I’m happiest when I am with my human. So let’s play a game! That string will do just fine! I’ll run around and catch that string, and when we’re both tired, we can rest on the couch, snuggled up to each other, okay?

Meow! Pick me up please! I just want to be cuddled and loved forever and ever. I am a ragdoll kitty, and I got my name because my breed often goes limp and relaxed when you pick us up. And why not? Being cradled in your arms is purrrfect! Just look in my bright blue eyes…I’ve mastered the puppy dog look when I want something, even though I’m a feline so it’s quite hard for you to say no to me! I like to play and nap, as long as I’m with you. I’m a very happy kitty, but I’m happiest when I am with my human. So let’s play a game! That string will do just fine! I’ll run around and catch that string, and when we’re both tired, we can rest on the couch, snuggled up to each other, okay?

Meow! Pick me up please! I just want to be cuddled and loved forever and ever. I am a ragdoll kitty, and I got my name because my breed often goes limp and relaxed when you pick us up. And why not? Being cradled in your arms is purrrfect! Just look in my bright blue eyes…I’ve mastered the puppy dog look when I want something, even though I’m a feline so it’s quite hard for you to say no to me! I like to play and nap, as long as I’m with you. I’m a very happy kitty, but I’m happiest when I am with my human. So let’s play a game! That string will do just fine! I’ll run around and catch that string, and when we’re both tired, we can rest on the couch, snuggled up to each other, okay?

Meow! Pick me up please! I just want to be cuddled and loved forever and ever. I am a ragdoll kitty, and I got my name because my breed often goes limp and relaxed when you pick us up. And why not? Being cradled in your arms is purrrfect! Just look in my bright blue eyes…I’ve mastered the puppy dog look when I want something, even though I’m a feline so it’s quite hard for you to say no to me! I like to play and nap, as long as I’m with you. I’m a very happy kitty, but I’m happiest when I am with my human. So let’s play a game! That string will do just fine! I’ll run around and catch that string, and when we’re both tired, we can rest on the couch, snuggled up to each other, okay?

Meow! Pick me up please! I just want to be cuddled and loved forever and ever. I am a ragdoll kitty, and I got my name because my breed often goes limp and relaxed when you pick us up. And why not? Being cradled in your arms is purrrfect! Just look in my bright blue eyes…I’ve mastered the puppy dog look when I want something, even though I’m a feline so it’s quite hard for you to say no to me! I like to play and nap, as long as I’m with you. I’m a very happy kitty, but I’m happiest when I am with my human. So let’s play a game! That string will do just fine! I’ll run around and catch that string, and when we’re both tired, we can rest on the couch, snuggled up to each other, okay?

Meow! Pick me up please! I just want to be cuddled and loved forever and ever. I am a ragdoll kitty, and I got my name because my breed often goes limp and relaxed when you pick us up. And why not? Being cradled in your arms is purrrfect! Just look in my bright blue eyes…I’ve mastered the puppy dog look when I want something, even though I’m a feline so it’s quite hard for you to say no to me! I like to play and nap, as long as I’m with you. I’m a very happy kitty, but I’m happiest when I am with my human. So let’s play a game! That string will do just fine! I’ll run around and catch that string, and when we’re both tired, we can rest on the couch, snuggled up to each other, okay?

Meow! Pick me up please! I just want to be cuddled and loved forever and ever. I am a ragdoll kitty, and I got my name because my breed often goes limp and relaxed when you pick us up. And why not? Being cradled in your arms is purrrfect! Just look in my bright blue eyes…I’ve mastered the puppy dog look when I want something, even though I’m a feline so it’s quite hard for you to say no to me! I like to play and nap, as long as I’m with you. I’m a very happy kitty, but I’m happiest when I am with my human. So let’s play a game! That string will do just fine! I’ll run around and catch that string, and when we’re both tired, we can rest on the couch, snuggled up to each other, okay?

Meow! Pick me up please! I just want to be cuddled and loved forever and ever. I am a ragdoll kitty, and I got my name because my breed often goes limp and relaxed when you pick us up. And why not? Being cradled in your arms is purrrfect! Just look in my bright blue eyes…I’ve mastered the puppy dog look when I want something, even though I’m a feline so it’s quite hard for you to say no to me! I like to play and nap, as long as I’m with you. I’m a very happy kitty, but I’m happiest when I am with my human. So let’s play a game! That string will do just fine! I’ll run around and catch that string, and when we’re both tired, we can rest on the couch, snuggled up to each other, okay?

Meow! Pick me up please! I just want to be cuddled and loved forever and ever. I am a ragdoll kitty, and I got my name because my breed often goes limp and relaxed when you pick us up. And why not? Being cradled in your arms is purrrfect! Just look in my bright blue eyes…I’ve mastered the puppy dog look when I want something, even though I’m a feline so it’s quite hard for you to say no to me! I like to play and nap, as long as I’m with you. I’m a very happy kitty, but I’m happiest when I am with my human. So let’s play a game! That string will do just fine! I’ll run around and catch that string, and when we’re both tired, we can rest on the couch, snuggled up to each other, okay?

Meow! Pick me up please! I just want to be cuddled and loved forever and ever. I am a ragdoll kitty, and I got my name because my breed often goes limp and relaxed when you pick us up. And why not? Being cradled in your arms is purrrfect! Just look in my bright blue eyes…I’ve mastered the puppy dog look when I want something, even though I’m a feline so it’s quite hard for you to say no to me! I like to play and nap, as long as I’m with you. I’m a very happy kitty, but I’m happiest when I am with my human. So let’s play a game! That string will do just fine! I’ll run around and catch that string, and when we’re both tired, we can rest on the couch, snuggled up to each other, okay?

Meow! Pick me up please! I just want to be cuddled and loved forever and ever. I am a ragdoll kitty, and I got my name because my breed often goes limp and relaxed when you pick us up. And why not? Being cradled in your arms is purrrfect! Just look in my bright blue eyes…I’ve mastered the puppy dog look when I want something, even though I’m a feline so it’s quite hard for you to say no to me! I like to play and nap, as long as I’m with you. I’m a very happy kitty, but I’m happiest when I am with my human. So let’s play a game! That string will do just fine! I’ll run around and catch that string, and when we’re both tired, we can rest on the couch, snuggled up to each other, okay?

When I'm not swimming in the bracing waters of the Antarctic or sliding down glaciers on my stomach, my hobbies include geometry and listening to baroque composers such as Bach, Handel and Monteverdi. I used to have a bit of difficulty doing the latter because my CD player kept freezing up, but thankfully a friendly monkey invented an insulated mp3 player for me, yay!

When I'm not swimming in the bracing waters of the Antarctic or sliding down glaciers on my stomach, my hobbies include geometry and listening to baroque composers such as Bach, Handel and Monteverdi. I used to have a bit of difficulty doing the latter because my CD player kept freezing up, but thankfully a friendly monkey invented an insulated mp3 player for me, yay!

When I'm not swimming in the bracing waters of the Antarctic or sliding down glaciers on my stomach, my hobbies include geometry and listening to baroque composers such as Bach, Handel and Monteverdi. I used to have a bit of difficulty doing the latter because my CD player kept freezing up, but thankfully a friendly monkey invented an insulated mp3 player for me, yay!

When I'm not swimming in the bracing waters of the Antarctic or sliding down glaciers on my stomach, my hobbies include geometry and listening to baroque composers such as Bach, Handel and Monteverdi. I used to have a bit of difficulty doing the latter because my CD player kept freezing up, but thankfully a friendly monkey invented an insulated mp3 player for me, yay!

When I'm not swimming in the bracing waters of the Antarctic or sliding down glaciers on my stomach, my hobbies include geometry and listening to baroque composers such as Bach, Handel and Monteverdi. I used to have a bit of difficulty doing the latter because my CD player kept freezing up, but thankfully a friendly monkey invented an insulated mp3 player for me, yay!

When I'm not swimming in the bracing waters of the Antarctic or sliding down glaciers on my stomach, my hobbies include geometry and listening to baroque composers such as Bach, Handel and Monteverdi. I used to have a bit of difficulty doing the latter because my CD player kept freezing up, but thankfully a friendly monkey invented an insulated mp3 player for me, yay!

When I'm not swimming in the bracing waters of the Antarctic or sliding down glaciers on my stomach, my hobbies include geometry and listening to baroque composers such as Bach, Handel and Monteverdi. I used to have a bit of difficulty doing the latter because my CD player kept freezing up, but thankfully a friendly monkey invented an insulated mp3 player for me, yay!

When I'm not swimming in the bracing waters of the Antarctic or sliding down glaciers on my stomach, my hobbies include geometry and listening to baroque composers such as Bach, Handel and Monteverdi. I used to have a bit of difficulty doing the latter because my CD player kept freezing up, but thankfully a friendly monkey invented an insulated mp3 player for me, yay!

We donkeys are known for our stubbornness. But what would you feel like if people kept telling you they’d rather ride a horse if they could afford it? Would you want to give them a ride if they talked to you like that?

Anyhow, I’m so much better than a horse. I’ve got longer ears and bigger teeth. And when people give up trying to get me to go anywhere I like to roam the meadows, frolic with my donkey friends, and flash them my fabulous full-toothed smile. Flowers, bees, butterflies – those are the company I prefer. And crunchy food I can eat with my big teeth – yum!

Anyway, there’s this one guy who actually chose me over a horse, and that’s real nice of him, so now I gotta go give a ride to someone who appreciates me for a change! See ya!

We donkeys are known for our stubbornness. But what would you feel like if people kept telling you they’d rather ride a horse if they could afford it? Would you want to give them a ride if they talked to you like that?

Anyhow, I’m so much better than a horse. I’ve got longer ears and bigger teeth. And when people give up trying to get me to go anywhere I like to roam the meadows, frolic with my donkey friends, and flash them my fabulous full-toothed smile. Flowers, bees, butterflies – those are the company I prefer. And crunchy food I can eat with my big teeth – yum!

Anyway, there’s this one guy who actually chose me over a horse, and that’s real nice of him, so now I gotta go give a ride to someone who appreciates me for a change! See ya!

We donkeys are known for our stubbornness. But what would you feel like if people kept telling you they’d rather ride a horse if they could afford it? Would you want to give them a ride if they talked to you like that?

Anyhow, I’m so much better than a horse. I’ve got longer ears and bigger teeth. And when people give up trying to get me to go anywhere I like to roam the meadows, frolic with my donkey friends, and flash them my fabulous full-toothed smile. Flowers, bees, butterflies – those are the company I prefer. And crunchy food I can eat with my big teeth – yum!

Anyway, there’s this one guy who actually chose me over a horse, and that’s real nice of him, so now I gotta go give a ride to someone who appreciates me for a change! See ya!

We donkeys are known for our stubbornness. But what would you feel like if people kept telling you they’d rather ride a horse if they could afford it? Would you want to give them a ride if they talked to you like that?

Anyhow, I’m so much better than a horse. I’ve got longer ears and bigger teeth. And when people give up trying to get me to go anywhere I like to roam the meadows, frolic with my donkey friends, and flash them my fabulous full-toothed smile. Flowers, bees, butterflies – those are the company I prefer. And crunchy food I can eat with my big teeth – yum!

Anyway, there’s this one guy who actually chose me over a horse, and that’s real nice of him, so now I gotta go give a ride to someone who appreciates me for a change! See ya!

We donkeys are known for our stubbornness. But what would you feel like if people kept telling you they’d rather ride a horse if they could afford it? Would you want to give them a ride if they talked to you like that?

Anyhow, I’m so much better than a horse. I’ve got longer ears and bigger teeth. And when people give up trying to get me to go anywhere I like to roam the meadows, frolic with my donkey friends, and flash them my fabulous full-toothed smile. Flowers, bees, butterflies – those are the company I prefer. And crunchy food I can eat with my big teeth – yum!

Anyway, there’s this one guy who actually chose me over a horse, and that’s real nice of him, so now I gotta go give a ride to someone who appreciates me for a change! See ya!

We donkeys are known for our stubbornness. But what would you feel like if people kept telling you they’d rather ride a horse if they could afford it? Would you want to give them a ride if they talked to you like that?

Anyhow, I’m so much better than a horse. I’ve got longer ears and bigger teeth. And when people give up trying to get me to go anywhere I like to roam the meadows, frolic with my donkey friends, and flash them my fabulous full-toothed smile. Flowers, bees, butterflies – those are the company I prefer. And crunchy food I can eat with my big teeth – yum!

Anyway, there’s this one guy who actually chose me over a horse, and that’s real nice of him, so now I gotta go give a ride to someone who appreciates me for a change! See ya!

We donkeys are known for our stubbornness. But what would you feel like if people kept telling you they’d rather ride a horse if they could afford it? Would you want to give them a ride if they talked to you like that?

Anyhow, I’m so much better than a horse. I’ve got longer ears and bigger teeth. And when people give up trying to get me to go anywhere I like to roam the meadows, frolic with my donkey friends, and flash them my fabulous full-toothed smile. Flowers, bees, butterflies – those are the company I prefer. And crunchy food I can eat with my big teeth – yum!

Anyway, there’s this one guy who actually chose me over a horse, and that’s real nice of him, so now I gotta go give a ride to someone who appreciates me for a change! See ya!

We donkeys are known for our stubbornness. But what would you feel like if people kept telling you they’d rather ride a horse if they could afford it? Would you want to give them a ride if they talked to you like that?

Anyhow, I’m so much better than a horse. I’ve got longer ears and bigger teeth. And when people give up trying to get me to go anywhere I like to roam the meadows, frolic with my donkey friends, and flash them my fabulous full-toothed smile. Flowers, bees, butterflies – those are the company I prefer. And crunchy food I can eat with my big teeth – yum!

Anyway, there’s this one guy who actually chose me over a horse, and that’s real nice of him, so now I gotta go give a ride to someone who appreciates me for a change! See ya!

We donkeys are known for our stubbornness. But what would you feel like if people kept telling you they’d rather ride a horse if they could afford it? Would you want to give them a ride if they talked to you like that?

Anyhow, I’m so much better than a horse. I’ve got longer ears and bigger teeth. And when people give up trying to get me to go anywhere I like to roam the meadows, frolic with my donkey friends, and flash them my fabulous full-toothed smile. Flowers, bees, butterflies – those are the company I prefer. And crunchy food I can eat with my big teeth – yum!

Anyway, there’s this one guy who actually chose me over a horse, and that’s real nice of him, so now I gotta go give a ride to someone who appreciates me for a change! See ya!

We donkeys are known for our stubbornness. But what would you feel like if people kept telling you they’d rather ride a horse if they could afford it? Would you want to give them a ride if they talked to you like that?

Anyhow, I’m so much better than a horse. I’ve got longer ears and bigger teeth. And when people give up trying to get me to go anywhere I like to roam the meadows, frolic with my donkey friends, and flash them my fabulous full-toothed smile. Flowers, bees, butterflies – those are the company I prefer. And crunchy food I can eat with my big teeth – yum!

Anyway, there’s this one guy who actually chose me over a horse, and that’s real nice of him, so now I gotta go give a ride to someone who appreciates me for a change! See ya!

We donkeys are known for our stubbornness. But what would you feel like if people kept telling you they’d rather ride a horse if they could afford it? Would you want to give them a ride if they talked to you like that?

Anyhow, I’m so much better than a horse. I’ve got longer ears and bigger teeth. And when people give up trying to get me to go anywhere I like to roam the meadows, frolic with my donkey friends, and flash them my fabulous full-toothed smile. Flowers, bees, butterflies – those are the company I prefer. And crunchy food I can eat with my big teeth – yum!

Anyway, there’s this one guy who actually chose me over a horse, and that’s real nice of him, so now I gotta go give a ride to someone who appreciates me for a change! See ya!

We donkeys are known for our stubbornness. But what would you feel like if people kept telling you they’d rather ride a horse if they could afford it? Would you want to give them a ride if they talked to you like that?

Anyhow, I’m so much better than a horse. I’ve got longer ears and bigger teeth. And when people give up trying to get me to go anywhere I like to roam the meadows, frolic with my donkey friends, and flash them my fabulous full-toothed smile. Flowers, bees, butterflies – those are the company I prefer. And crunchy food I can eat with my big teeth – yum!

Anyway, there’s this one guy who actually chose me over a horse, and that’s real nice of him, so now I gotta go give a ride to someone who appreciates me for a change! See ya!

I'm an adorable panda, one of the most distinctive-looking animals in the world. A laid-back character, I enjoy relaxing and chewing on bamboo shoots while watching the world go by.

I'm an adorable panda, one of the most distinctive-looking animals in the world. A laid-back character, I enjoy relaxing and chewing on bamboo shoots while watching the world go by.

I'm an adorable panda, one of the most distinctive-looking animals in the world. A laid-back character, I enjoy relaxing and chewing on bamboo shoots while watching the world go by.

I'm an adorable panda, one of the most distinctive-looking animals in the world. A laid-back character, I enjoy relaxing and chewing on bamboo shoots while watching the world go by.

I'm an adorable kitten, and I bring love and cheer everywhere I go with my quirky antics. I love to chase laser pointers, play with yarn and go to sleep in improbable positions. I'm also especially good at climbing. I can get almost anywhere!

I'm an adorable kitten, and I bring love and cheer everywhere I go with my quirky antics. I love to chase laser pointers, play with yarn and go to sleep in improbable positions. I'm also especially good at climbing. I can get almost anywhere!

I'm an adorable kitten, and I bring love and cheer everywhere I go with my quirky antics. I love to chase laser pointers, play with yarn and go to sleep in improbable positions. I'm also especially good at climbing. I can get almost anywhere!

I'm an adorable kitten, and I bring love and cheer everywhere I go with my quirky antics. I love to chase laser pointers, play with yarn and go to sleep in improbable positions. I'm also especially good at climbing. I can get almost anywhere!

I'm an adorable kitten, and I bring love and cheer everywhere I go with my quirky antics. I love to chase laser pointers, play with yarn and go to sleep in improbable positions. I'm also especially good at climbing. I can get almost anywhere!

I'm an adorable kitten, and I bring love and cheer everywhere I go with my quirky antics. I love to chase laser pointers, play with yarn and go to sleep in improbable positions. I'm also especially good at climbing. I can get almost anywhere!

I'm an adorable kitten, and I bring love and cheer everywhere I go with my quirky antics. I love to chase laser pointers, play with yarn and go to sleep in improbable positions. I'm also especially good at climbing. I can get almost anywhere!

I'm an adorable kitten, and I bring love and cheer everywhere I go with my quirky antics. I love to chase laser pointers, play with yarn and go to sleep in improbable positions. I'm also especially good at climbing. I can get almost anywhere!