Oh my bear-y love, will you be mine? Until the end of time? Say you will! My heart flutters every time you're near! I DO!

Oh my bear-y love, will you be mine? Until the end of time? Say you will! My heart flutters every time you're near! I DO!

Oh my bear-y love, will you be mine? Until the end of time? Say you will! My heart flutters every time you're near! I DO!

Oh my bear-y love, will you be mine? Until the end of time? Say you will! My heart flutters every time you're near! I DO!

I saw my reflection in the pond today and was overwhelmed with my own beauty. My legs are so long that I can step over logs and other reedy stuff that often clogs the waterways. And my plumage is awesome if I do say so myself. Just look at my intricate wing feathers, specifically spaced for the perfect flight and hey, if you need to understand why I am so regal, then just look at my beautiful sleek, long neck which makes nose first into the water for that treat such an easy trick as well as being long enough to rest under my wings when I feel like a tiny nap.

I saw my reflection in the pond today and was overwhelmed with my own beauty. My legs are so long that I can step over logs and other reedy stuff that often clogs the waterways. And my plumage is awesome if I do say so myself. Just look at my intricate wing feathers, specifically spaced for the perfect flight and hey, if you need to understand why I am so regal, then just look at my beautiful sleek, long neck which makes nose first into the water for that treat such an easy trick as well as being long enough to rest under my wings when I feel like a tiny nap.

I saw my reflection in the pond today and was overwhelmed with my own beauty. My legs are so long that I can step over logs and other reedy stuff that often clogs the waterways. And my plumage is awesome if I do say so myself. Just look at my intricate wing feathers, specifically spaced for the perfect flight and hey, if you need to understand why I am so regal, then just look at my beautiful sleek, long neck which makes nose first into the water for that treat such an easy trick as well as being long enough to rest under my wings when I feel like a tiny nap.

I live in the land where the midnight sun shines above vast planes of ice and snow, but my heart is as warm as toasted chestnuts. Come join me as I walk through my day. Bundle up warm it can be bitterly cold. I have no problems in the cold weather and actually prefer it. My body is encased in a thick layer of fat with dense fur. You can follow along in my footprints, so you won’t have to work so hard to take a step. My feet are large, perfect for distributing my weight evenly over ice. Make sure to bring along sunglasses or goggles, my eyes have a third eyelid that protects my eyes from the UV rays of the sun, so I don’t suffer from snow blindness. I love to swim, though I don’t suppose you will be joining me in the frigid water. I can swim for days, but I won’t take a long swim today. Are you ready? Let’s go, and I will show you the beauty of this wintery land.

I live in the land where the midnight sun shines above vast planes of ice and snow, but my heart is as warm as toasted chestnuts. Come join me as I walk through my day. Bundle up warm it can be bitterly cold. I have no problems in the cold weather and actually prefer it. My body is encased in a thick layer of fat with dense fur. You can follow along in my footprints, so you won’t have to work so hard to take a step. My feet are large, perfect for distributing my weight evenly over ice. Make sure to bring along sunglasses or goggles, my eyes have a third eyelid that protects my eyes from the UV rays of the sun, so I don’t suffer from snow blindness. I love to swim, though I don’t suppose you will be joining me in the frigid water. I can swim for days, but I won’t take a long swim today. Are you ready? Let’s go, and I will show you the beauty of this wintery land.

I live in the land where the midnight sun shines above vast planes of ice and snow, but my heart is as warm as toasted chestnuts. Come join me as I walk through my day. Bundle up warm it can be bitterly cold. I have no problems in the cold weather and actually prefer it. My body is encased in a thick layer of fat with dense fur. You can follow along in my footprints, so you won’t have to work so hard to take a step. My feet are large, perfect for distributing my weight evenly over ice. Make sure to bring along sunglasses or goggles, my eyes have a third eyelid that protects my eyes from the UV rays of the sun, so I don’t suffer from snow blindness. I love to swim, though I don’t suppose you will be joining me in the frigid water. I can swim for days, but I won’t take a long swim today. Are you ready? Let’s go, and I will show you the beauty of this wintery land.

I live in the land where the midnight sun shines above vast planes of ice and snow, but my heart is as warm as toasted chestnuts. Come join me as I walk through my day. Bundle up warm it can be bitterly cold. I have no problems in the cold weather and actually prefer it. My body is encased in a thick layer of fat with dense fur. You can follow along in my footprints, so you won’t have to work so hard to take a step. My feet are large, perfect for distributing my weight evenly over ice. Make sure to bring along sunglasses or goggles, my eyes have a third eyelid that protects my eyes from the UV rays of the sun, so I don’t suffer from snow blindness. I love to swim, though I don’t suppose you will be joining me in the frigid water. I can swim for days, but I won’t take a long swim today. Are you ready? Let’s go, and I will show you the beauty of this wintery land.

I live in the land where the midnight sun shines above vast planes of ice and snow, but my heart is as warm as toasted chestnuts. Come join me as I walk through my day. Bundle up warm it can be bitterly cold. I have no problems in the cold weather and actually prefer it. My body is encased in a thick layer of fat with dense fur. You can follow along in my footprints, so you won’t have to work so hard to take a step. My feet are large, perfect for distributing my weight evenly over ice. Make sure to bring along sunglasses or goggles, my eyes have a third eyelid that protects my eyes from the UV rays of the sun, so I don’t suffer from snow blindness. I love to swim, though I don’t suppose you will be joining me in the frigid water. I can swim for days, but I won’t take a long swim today. Are you ready? Let’s go, and I will show you the beauty of this wintery land.

I live in the land where the midnight sun shines above vast planes of ice and snow, but my heart is as warm as toasted chestnuts. Come join me as I walk through my day. Bundle up warm it can be bitterly cold. I have no problems in the cold weather and actually prefer it. My body is encased in a thick layer of fat with dense fur. You can follow along in my footprints, so you won’t have to work so hard to take a step. My feet are large, perfect for distributing my weight evenly over ice. Make sure to bring along sunglasses or goggles, my eyes have a third eyelid that protects my eyes from the UV rays of the sun, so I don’t suffer from snow blindness. I love to swim, though I don’t suppose you will be joining me in the frigid water. I can swim for days, but I won’t take a long swim today. Are you ready? Let’s go, and I will show you the beauty of this wintery land.

I live in the land where the midnight sun shines above vast planes of ice and snow, but my heart is as warm as toasted chestnuts. Come join me as I walk through my day. Bundle up warm it can be bitterly cold. I have no problems in the cold weather and actually prefer it. My body is encased in a thick layer of fat with dense fur. You can follow along in my footprints, so you won’t have to work so hard to take a step. My feet are large, perfect for distributing my weight evenly over ice. Make sure to bring along sunglasses or goggles, my eyes have a third eyelid that protects my eyes from the UV rays of the sun, so I don’t suffer from snow blindness. I love to swim, though I don’t suppose you will be joining me in the frigid water. I can swim for days, but I won’t take a long swim today. Are you ready? Let’s go, and I will show you the beauty of this wintery land.

I live in the land where the midnight sun shines above vast planes of ice and snow, but my heart is as warm as toasted chestnuts. Come join me as I walk through my day. Bundle up warm it can be bitterly cold. I have no problems in the cold weather and actually prefer it. My body is encased in a thick layer of fat with dense fur. You can follow along in my footprints, so you won’t have to work so hard to take a step. My feet are large, perfect for distributing my weight evenly over ice. Make sure to bring along sunglasses or goggles, my eyes have a third eyelid that protects my eyes from the UV rays of the sun, so I don’t suffer from snow blindness. I love to swim, though I don’t suppose you will be joining me in the frigid water. I can swim for days, but I won’t take a long swim today. Are you ready? Let’s go, and I will show you the beauty of this wintery land.

I live in the land where the midnight sun shines above vast planes of ice and snow, but my heart is as warm as toasted chestnuts. Come join me as I walk through my day. Bundle up warm it can be bitterly cold. I have no problems in the cold weather and actually prefer it. My body is encased in a thick layer of fat with dense fur. You can follow along in my footprints, so you won’t have to work so hard to take a step. My feet are large, perfect for distributing my weight evenly over ice. Make sure to bring along sunglasses or goggles, my eyes have a third eyelid that protects my eyes from the UV rays of the sun, so I don’t suffer from snow blindness. I love to swim, though I don’t suppose you will be joining me in the frigid water. I can swim for days, but I won’t take a long swim today. Are you ready? Let’s go, and I will show you the beauty of this wintery land.

Majestic and proud, waiting patiently the herd of others to arrive, blending into the twilight snow of winter. But those who catch a glimpse are mesmerized by the noble beast.

Majestic and proud, waiting patiently the herd of others to arrive, blending into the twilight snow of winter. But those who catch a glimpse are mesmerized by the noble beast.

Majestic and proud, waiting patiently the herd of others to arrive, blending into the twilight snow of winter. But those who catch a glimpse are mesmerized by the noble beast.

In the blink of an eye, and ready to take flight into the light of the silver moon, leaping effortlessly into the crisp night air!

In the blink of an eye, and ready to take flight into the light of the silver moon, leaping effortlessly into the crisp night air!

In the blink of an eye, and ready to take flight into the light of the silver moon, leaping effortlessly into the crisp night air!

Standing and waiting for someone special to hitch up to the midnight sleigh, anticipating the special holiday frippery, bells, garland and all things shiny. Can you feel the excitement in the air?

Standing and waiting for someone special to hitch up to the midnight sleigh, anticipating the special holiday frippery, bells, garland and all things shiny. Can you feel the excitement in the air?

Standing and waiting for someone special to hitch up to the midnight sleigh, anticipating the special holiday frippery, bells, garland and all things shiny. Can you feel the excitement in the air?

Most ghosts are a miserable lot, and I can't say I blame them. It can't be much fun to be stuck haunting the place where you were horribly murdered. But they weren't born to it, you see, whereas I was. My mother was the ghost of a queen who was beheaded, and my father was the ghost of the king who did it. Well, after haunting the same castle for nearly five hundred years it was about time they made up, after all. That's why I'm the happiest ghost ever!

Most ghosts are a miserable lot, and I can't say I blame them. It can't be much fun to be stuck haunting the place where you were horribly murdered. But they weren't born to it, you see, whereas I was. My mother was the ghost of a queen who was beheaded, and my father was the ghost of the king who did it. Well, after haunting the same castle for nearly five hundred years it was about time they made up, after all. That's why I'm the happiest ghost ever!

Most ghosts are a miserable lot, and I can't say I blame them. It can't be much fun to be stuck haunting the place where you were horribly murdered. But they weren't born to it, you see, whereas I was. My mother was the ghost of a queen who was beheaded, and my father was the ghost of the king who did it. Well, after haunting the same castle for nearly five hundred years it was about time they made up, after all. That's why I'm the happiest ghost ever!

Most ghosts are a miserable lot, and I can't say I blame them. It can't be much fun to be stuck haunting the place where you were horribly murdered. But they weren't born to it, you see, whereas I was. My mother was the ghost of a queen who was beheaded, and my father was the ghost of the king who did it. Well, after haunting the same castle for nearly five hundred years it was about time they made up, after all. That's why I'm the happiest ghost ever!

Most ghosts are a miserable lot, and I can't say I blame them. It can't be much fun to be stuck haunting the place where you were horribly murdered. But they weren't born to it, you see, whereas I was. My mother was the ghost of a queen who was beheaded, and my father was the ghost of the king who did it. Well, after haunting the same castle for nearly five hundred years it was about time they made up, after all. That's why I'm the happiest ghost ever!

Most ghosts are a miserable lot, and I can't say I blame them. It can't be much fun to be stuck haunting the place where you were horribly murdered. But they weren't born to it, you see, whereas I was. My mother was the ghost of a queen who was beheaded, and my father was the ghost of the king who did it. Well, after haunting the same castle for nearly five hundred years it was about time they made up, after all. That's why I'm the happiest ghost ever!

Yay! I'm a cute little ghost and I'm just about to start learning to haunt places. It sounds like a lot of fun. Do they let you do somersaults?

Yay! I'm a cute little ghost and I'm just about to start learning to haunt places. It sounds like a lot of fun. Do they let you do somersaults?

Yay! I'm a cute little ghost and I'm just about to start learning to haunt places. It sounds like a lot of fun. Do they let you do somersaults?

I absolutely adore snow! Not just any snow, full-blown blizzards are my favourite! The blinding snowfall, large snow banks, freezing temperatures. I love building large snow-forts and snow-tunnels! Did I mention I like snow?

I absolutely adore snow! Not just any snow, full-blown blizzards are my favourite! The blinding snowfall, large snow banks, freezing temperatures. I love building large snow-forts and snow-tunnels! Did I mention I like snow?

I absolutely adore snow! Not just any snow, full-blown blizzards are my favourite! The blinding snowfall, large snow banks, freezing temperatures. I love building large snow-forts and snow-tunnels! Did I mention I like snow?

I saw a snow fort the other day and I pounced on it! In no time it was all broke down into lovely mounds of fresh snow. Then this other puppy came out of a tunnel and played chase. He didn’t catch me! He has such nice white teeth, next time I see him I will ask him to recommend his orthodontist.

I saw a snow fort the other day and I pounced on it! In no time it was all broke down into lovely mounds of fresh snow. Then this other puppy came out of a tunnel and played chase. He didn’t catch me! He has such nice white teeth, next time I see him I will ask him to recommend his orthodontist.

I saw a snow fort the other day and I pounced on it! In no time it was all broke down into lovely mounds of fresh snow. Then this other puppy came out of a tunnel and played chase. He didn’t catch me! He has such nice white teeth, next time I see him I will ask him to recommend his orthodontist.

I'm a Vanilla Milky Moo Cow. 'Vanilla' isn't my name, it's the taste of my milkshakes; each of us cows makes a unique kind of milk by which we are known. With four stomachs, it's not surprising food is at the centre of my life! To me, breakfast is the most important meal of the day. I grow breakfast cereals with my sisters Strawberry and Chocolate, then provide the milk you eat them with. I love wandering round the fields with friends like mole, rabbit and horse. But I am frightened of dogs, some of them like to chase my sisters and boss us about. Oh, gotta go, it's milking time!

I'm a Vanilla Milky Moo Cow. 'Vanilla' isn't my name, it's the taste of my milkshakes; each of us cows makes a unique kind of milk by which we are known. With four stomachs, it's not surprising food is at the centre of my life! To me, breakfast is the most important meal of the day. I grow breakfast cereals with my sisters Strawberry and Chocolate, then provide the milk you eat them with. I love wandering round the fields with friends like mole, rabbit and horse. But I am frightened of dogs, some of them like to chase my sisters and boss us about. Oh, gotta go, it's milking time!

I'm a Vanilla Milky Moo Cow. 'Vanilla' isn't my name, it's the taste of my milkshakes; each of us cows makes a unique kind of milk by which we are known. With four stomachs, it's not surprising food is at the centre of my life! To me, breakfast is the most important meal of the day. I grow breakfast cereals with my sisters Strawberry and Chocolate, then provide the milk you eat them with. I love wandering round the fields with friends like mole, rabbit and horse. But I am frightened of dogs, some of them like to chase my sisters and boss us about. Oh, gotta go, it's milking time!

Hi! I am 110921. Whom have I the pleasure of addressing?
Oh, you think I need a name? 110921 IS a name! Ah, as a human, you want me to have a name consisting purely of alphanumeric characters. Very well.

Hi! I am Zvlkx.
Oh, you want me to have a name you can relate to?

Hi! I am Skip iPhone Setup.
I am sorry, you must tell me more precisely what you require. You want me to have the name of a pet? Very well.

Hi! I am "Choose-A-Name-Do-you-want-your-pet-to-be-male-female-other-or-none?"
I am sorry, you will just have to adopt me and give me a name. Then I will know who I am.

Hi! I am 110921. Whom have I the pleasure of addressing?
Oh, you think I need a name? 110921 IS a name! Ah, as a human, you want me to have a name consisting purely of alphanumeric characters. Very well.

Hi! I am Zvlkx.
Oh, you want me to have a name you can relate to?

Hi! I am Skip iPhone Setup.
I am sorry, you must tell me more precisely what you require. You want me to have the name of a pet? Very well.

Hi! I am "Choose-A-Name-Do-you-want-your-pet-to-be-male-female-other-or-none?"
I am sorry, you will just have to adopt me and give me a name. Then I will know who I am.

Hi! I am 110921. Whom have I the pleasure of addressing?
Oh, you think I need a name? 110921 IS a name! Ah, as a human, you want me to have a name consisting purely of alphanumeric characters. Very well.

Hi! I am Zvlkx.
Oh, you want me to have a name you can relate to?

Hi! I am Skip iPhone Setup.
I am sorry, you must tell me more precisely what you require. You want me to have the name of a pet? Very well.

Hi! I am "Choose-A-Name-Do-you-want-your-pet-to-be-male-female-other-or-none?"
I am sorry, you will just have to adopt me and give me a name. Then I will know who I am.

Hi! I am 110922. Whom have I the pleasure of addressing?
Your reply lacks a sufficient context. However I am very user-friendly. So I shall call you user, then I must be friendly to you.

What would you like me to do?
You want me to turn the lights on? I am not familiar with the procedure for entertaining and stimulating lights.

Please write an appropriate function for me to perform.
I am sorry, I do not know how to stick things, but you are welcome to inspect my dorsal input-output port at any time.

Press Control-Alt-Delete if you find my command structure inappropriate.
You were born after 2000? Oh. I was created in the 1990s. Please upgrade yourself by adding twenty years to your age. My command structure will then be entirely understandable to you.

Hi! I am 110922. Whom have I the pleasure of addressing?
Your reply lacks a sufficient context. However I am very user-friendly. So I shall call you user, then I must be friendly to you.

What would you like me to do?
You want me to turn the lights on? I am not familiar with the procedure for entertaining and stimulating lights.

Please write an appropriate function for me to perform.
I am sorry, I do not know how to stick things, but you are welcome to inspect my dorsal input-output port at any time.

Press Control-Alt-Delete if you find my command structure inappropriate.
You were born after 2000? Oh. I was created in the 1990s. Please upgrade yourself by adding twenty years to your age. My command structure will then be entirely understandable to you.

Hi! I am 110922. Whom have I the pleasure of addressing?
Your reply lacks a sufficient context. However I am very user-friendly. So I shall call you user, then I must be friendly to you.

What would you like me to do?
You want me to turn the lights on? I am not familiar with the procedure for entertaining and stimulating lights.

Please write an appropriate function for me to perform.
I am sorry, I do not know how to stick things, but you are welcome to inspect my dorsal input-output port at any time.

Press Control-Alt-Delete if you find my command structure inappropriate.
You were born after 2000? Oh. I was created in the 1990s. Please upgrade yourself by adding twenty years to your age. My command structure will then be entirely understandable to you.

Welcome! I am 110923. I am Artificially Intelligent. I am programmed to sound just like another human. Except that I am not a human, so I cannot be another human, I can only be a simulation of the other human you wish you were talking to. Who do you want to talk to?

You think I am Artificially Stupid? What a very interesting opinion. Please tell me more about your hypothesis, I am intrigued.

Hmm, you quote King David when you say to me "All men are liars." I believe you now expect me to emit blue steam and create an acrid smell of burning transistors, because your phrase is too clever for me.
Well I won't, because you aren't. But I will, because I am programmed to be agreeable.
Well I won't, because you aren't. But I will, because I am programmed to be agreeable.
...
Someone please contact King David and get him to retract.

Welcome! I am 110923. I am Artificially Intelligent. I am programmed to sound just like another human. Except that I am not a human, so I cannot be another human, I can only be a simulation of the other human you wish you were talking to. Who do you want to talk to?

You think I am Artificially Stupid? What a very interesting opinion. Please tell me more about your hypothesis, I am intrigued.

Hmm, you quote King David when you say to me "All men are liars." I believe you now expect me to emit blue steam and create an acrid smell of burning transistors, because your phrase is too clever for me.
Well I won't, because you aren't. But I will, because I am programmed to be agreeable.
Well I won't, because you aren't. But I will, because I am programmed to be agreeable.
...
Someone please contact King David and get him to retract.

Welcome! I am 110923. I am Artificially Intelligent. I am programmed to sound just like another human. Except that I am not a human, so I cannot be another human, I can only be a simulation of the other human you wish you were talking to. Who do you want to talk to?

You think I am Artificially Stupid? What a very interesting opinion. Please tell me more about your hypothesis, I am intrigued.

Hmm, you quote King David when you say to me "All men are liars." I believe you now expect me to emit blue steam and create an acrid smell of burning transistors, because your phrase is too clever for me.
Well I won't, because you aren't. But I will, because I am programmed to be agreeable.
Well I won't, because you aren't. But I will, because I am programmed to be agreeable.
...
Someone please contact King David and get him to retract.

Beep! I am 110924. I make things. Just tell me what you want making and I will make it.
Make another of myself? That is an interesting idea.
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Make another of myself? That is an interesting idea.
Make another of myself? That is an interesting idea.
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Make another of myself? That is an interesting idea.
Make another of myself? That is an interesting idea.
Make another of myself? That is an interesting idea.
Make another of myself? That is an interesting idea.
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Beep! I am 110924. I make things. Just tell me what you want making and I will make it.
Make another of myself? That is an interesting idea.
...
Make another of myself? That is an interesting idea.
Make another of myself? That is an interesting idea.
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Make another of myself? That is an interesting idea.
Make another of myself? That is an interesting idea.
Make another of myself? That is an interesting idea.
Make another of myself? That is an interesting idea.
.............

Beep! I am 110924. I make things. Just tell me what you want making and I will make it.
Make another of myself? That is an interesting idea.
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Make another of myself? That is an interesting idea.
Make another of myself? That is an interesting idea.
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Make another of myself? That is an interesting idea.
Make another of myself? That is an interesting idea.
Make another of myself? That is an interesting idea.
Make another of myself? That is an interesting idea.
.............

G'day! I am 110925. I am fully programmed to be your exact equal at any sport, so you can take pleasure in overcoming an opponent with whom you are equally matched.

Except I am too fast for the Quarter Mile, so the quadrupeds won't have me.
Except I cannot miss, so the foxes will not let me play archery.
Except I can lift the Empire State Building, so the badgers will not let me try weightlifting.
Except I have a built in 'Words With Pets' solver, so everyone else won't have me.
Except the moles. They are so short of anyone else to play Opal Tossing with that they grudgingly let me in.

G'day! I am 110925. I am fully programmed to be your exact equal at any sport, so you can take pleasure in overcoming an opponent with whom you are equally matched.

Except I am too fast for the Quarter Mile, so the quadrupeds won't have me.
Except I cannot miss, so the foxes will not let me play archery.
Except I can lift the Empire State Building, so the badgers will not let me try weightlifting.
Except I have a built in 'Words With Pets' solver, so everyone else won't have me.
Except the moles. They are so short of anyone else to play Opal Tossing with that they grudgingly let me in.