Just a regular mushroom, but no less tasty for that!

Just a regular mushroom, but no less tasty for that!

Just a regular mushroom, but no less tasty for that!

Just a regular mushroom, but no less tasty for that!

Just a regular mushroom, but no less tasty for that!

Just a regular mushroom, but no less tasty for that!

Just a regular mushroom, but no less tasty for that!

Just a regular mushroom, but no less tasty for that!

In your world, you should never eat any mushroom that looks like me. In this world, however, things are different. I'm not poisonous; in fact I'm extra delicious!

In your world, you should never eat any mushroom that looks like me. In this world, however, things are different. I'm not poisonous; in fact I'm extra delicious!

In your world, you should never eat any mushroom that looks like me. In this world, however, things are different. I'm not poisonous; in fact I'm extra delicious!

In your world, you should never eat any mushroom that looks like me. In this world, however, things are different. I'm not poisonous; in fact I'm extra delicious!

For generations, my family has had a lush head of luxurious feathers...so don't call me bald, it simply can't be true! Actually, my name comes from pie-bald, an old English word that means white-headed, so I can assure you, my lovely plumage remains intact, no matter what some may say. At one time I was endangered but my numbers have been growing, thanks to conservation efforts. I may be majestic and noble, a symbol well-known throughout America...but I admit, I'm very sensitive about the misguided notion that I have a receding hairline.

For generations, my family has had a lush head of luxurious feathers...so don't call me bald, it simply can't be true! Actually, my name comes from pie-bald, an old English word that means white-headed, so I can assure you, my lovely plumage remains intact, no matter what some may say. At one time I was endangered but my numbers have been growing, thanks to conservation efforts. I may be majestic and noble, a symbol well-known throughout America...but I admit, I'm very sensitive about the misguided notion that I have a receding hairline.

For generations, my family has had a lush head of luxurious feathers...so don't call me bald, it simply can't be true! Actually, my name comes from pie-bald, an old English word that means white-headed, so I can assure you, my lovely plumage remains intact, no matter what some may say. At one time I was endangered but my numbers have been growing, thanks to conservation efforts. I may be majestic and noble, a symbol well-known throughout America...but I admit, I'm very sensitive about the misguided notion that I have a receding hairline.

Last seen on planet Zinnia, imagine our surprise when word came down the line that a small colony of ultra-rare Earthly Fleurpets had been found flourishing on the darkside of Candy Mountain. As you might remember, fleurpets grow in clusters and are rather chatty little things, always eager to greet the light of morning and throw their petals and leaf-dressed arms wide open. To best care for your fleurpet, we recommend at least two of the same, with lots of cheery sunshine and the occasional nourishing rain.

Last seen on planet Zinnia, imagine our surprise when word came down the line that a small colony of ultra-rare Earthly Fleurpets had been found flourishing on the darkside of Candy Mountain. As you might remember, fleurpets grow in clusters and are rather chatty little things, always eager to greet the light of morning and throw their petals and leaf-dressed arms wide open. To best care for your fleurpet, we recommend at least two of the same, with lots of cheery sunshine and the occasional nourishing rain.

Last seen on planet Zinnia, imagine our surprise when word came down the line that a small colony of ultra-rare Earthly Fleurpets had been found flourishing on the darkside of Candy Mountain. As you might remember, fleurpets grow in clusters and are rather chatty little things, always eager to greet the light of morning and throw their petals and leaf-dressed arms wide open. To best care for your fleurpet, we recommend at least two of the same, with lots of cheery sunshine and the occasional nourishing rain.

Hey, speak up sonny. I can't hear as good as I used to. What you calling me? Balding? Well, you young whippersnapper you! I could show you a thing or two. Back in the day, I could see a fish swimming in the pond from way-y-y-y up high in the sky and swoop down and grab it in the blink of an eye. What, did I hear you right? Now you're calling me four-eyes? Didn't your momma tell you if you don't have anything nice to say, to keep yer mouth shut? Younguns these days just need to learn to respect their elders. If I had talked to my pa like that he would've grounded me for a week; and you know how much we birds hate that. No sirree, you would never have caught me back-talking my ma and pa! I love flying too much. Speaking of flying, a little birdie told me I could find some nicer eagles in that tree over yonder, so off I go. And I do hope you straighten up and fly right someday.

Hey, speak up sonny. I can't hear as good as I used to. What you calling me? Balding? Well, you young whippersnapper you! I could show you a thing or two. Back in the day, I could see a fish swimming in the pond from way-y-y-y up high in the sky and swoop down and grab it in the blink of an eye. What, did I hear you right? Now you're calling me four-eyes? Didn't your momma tell you if you don't have anything nice to say, to keep yer mouth shut? Younguns these days just need to learn to respect their elders. If I had talked to my pa like that he would've grounded me for a week; and you know how much we birds hate that. No sirree, you would never have caught me back-talking my ma and pa! I love flying too much. Speaking of flying, a little birdie told me I could find some nicer eagles in that tree over yonder, so off I go. And I do hope you straighten up and fly right someday.