I have heard that quite a lot of you have little monsters of your own. Will you please make me yours too?

I was wandering in the woods when I smelled the delicious scent of a bug burger supreme, and couldn’t help but follow my nose. When I got out of the woods I looked everywhere (at once, of course!) and finally I found it, half eaten by Hubert the Troll. Hubert has been given lots of them to eat and he doesn’t like them a lot, so he was glad to let me have as many as I wanted.

They tasted so nice that I didn’t notice it getting dark. Darkness is so terrifying - I have six eyes to see nothing with instead of two, so that makes it three times worse for me! So I gladly accepted Hubert’s invitation to spend the night in his gourd house. Now that I know how comfy they are, I will never go back to the woods again.

I will miss my old friends from the woods, but it always rains there. I hope some more of them will be coming out when they smell all these lovely new foods Hubert has told me about! Please let me know if you see any of them around. Tell them it doesn’t rain indoors, so I’ll be waiting inside to see them! They will be so much happier visiting the gourd house of your pet than feeling the water run down the back of their necks all the time. And no, I don’t have eyes in the back of my head!