 | | Hi! I'm Lyuba, a mammoth mammoth, one of the biggest mammoths there ever was. Come along with me and I'll explain how the Ice Age affects us all!
The first thing it did was cause me to grow little ears (to avoid frostbite) and this thick woolly coat. No, you can't borrow it! I was concerned when I saw the glaciers coming, so I broke into a trot. Going south for the winter is hard work! In the PnF Ice Age, the only place you can stay warm is Florida!
After all that trotting around, I was worn out, so I just had to sit down for a while. That's why Nebraska is so flat in your time! Then I realised sitting on ice was freezing my behind, so I got up and hopped about to keep my feet off the cold ice. I began to give up hope there would be anywhere warmer, anywhere without snow. Nevertheless, I just had to sit down again. And then, just like my mother warned me, the wind changed and I was stuck with this expression forever. Or at least until you thaw me out! |
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