UNA is questing!
Episode 1: While UNA was casually strolling along the glitzy boulevard of neon lights and gaudy decor on the old run down part of town, an intricately decorated tour bus pulled up to the curb.

Sauntering up to the bus, UNA recognizes Nibbles the Prestidigitation Master! Sure, he's a fading star, but he's still a star! UNA thinks, maybe they'll give me a job? Asking Scritch if there's anything UNA can do to help, she's only too happy to have an extra set of paws, and promptly puts UNA to work on unloading the bus, and helping get the stage set.

UNA is questing!
Episode 2: While waiting on the apron of the stage, UNA wipes down sweaty paws. Carrying all that gear was a little more work than UNA thought! Now to see if there is anything else UNA can do?

Nibbles just stands there with that lost look on his face, but Scritch takes the time to quickly daydream of using UNA as her replacement in this show, and leaving behind the daily drudge of babysitting the dizzy Priscilla, the slightly inebriated Al and of course, Nibbles, who is a case unlike any other. In the slow blink of a cat's eye, she envisions standing on the stage herself, surrounded by the media horde, shimmering lights focused on her.

Why yes, UNA, how would you like to emcee the show tonight?

UNA thinks this is the luckiest day EVER!

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Episode 3: Nibbles, the of the show, takes center stage, with his magic wand held high, lights the fuse with the flick of his paw!

Scritch, working silently behind the scenes, slowly pushes a CANNON onto the stage!

Using the best stage voice, UNA announces that Nibbles will be shooting his assistant, Priscilla, out of the cannon!

UNA is questing!
Episode 4: Carefully stuffing Priscilla into the barrel of the cannon Nibbles astonishes UNA and the audience with conjuring up a mystical magical mayhem, unlike anything anyone's ever seen before!

While hurtling through the air, Nibbles has a sinking feeling that perhaps, just maybe, he used the wrong incantation!

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Episode 5: Caught in a swirling vortex of color, shape and sounds, the audience and UNA stare transfixed to the stage!

Clapping excitedly, the audience is completely unaware that this, right here, is not what Nibbles had in mind when he swished that wand up high.

Al, the resident stuntman, can't control the mayhem converting the stage into a magical playground, and decides to go along with it, all the while hoping that it ends soon!

UNA getting caught in the spinning magic, wonders where this is really going to wind up... UNA has a feeling it's not going to be Kansas!

UNA is questing!
Episode 6: Gliding effortlessly through the deep cosmos, Scritch uses her sharpened claws to hang on tight to the ship's hull.
Al, ever wanting solitude to partake of his flask habits, climbs the rigging to navigate the stars and hopefully guide the friends to a suitable planet.

Nibbles seems confused about why Priscilla and UNA headed to the galley for snacks. Nibbles is quite seasick from the ordeal, or would that be airsick? Oh my, whatever it is, it's about to hurl out of his gut faster than that speeding comet barreling down on them..............

UNA is questing!
Episode 7: With a resounding thump, the friends find themselves deep in a spacious mountain cavern, where the walls are decked out in the grooviest gems!

"Croak! Croak!"

"NIBBLES! Did you hear that?" asked Al, as he stood behind the stalagmite, prying up gems with his Swiss army knife.
Nibbles, spying strange blue horny goat/monster/things stomping loudly down the cavern, covers his eyes, pretending that if he doesn't see these creatures, they certainly can't see him.

"CROAK! CROAK!" the frogs, blending in almost seamlessly with the glowing gems, appear to be trying to tell Scritch and the crew something...

"Well, now, I do believe these chaps are trying to say something to us," declared Al. Al, a reptilian mutation of sorts, can barely make out what it is they are saying. As you know, they are amphibians..... But slowly he hears the voices say, "Carry on wayward son, there will be peace when you find the tornado!" Translating for the rest, he stashes a few more treasures in his Al-igator shoes.

UNA notices that those things are coming closer, and while they are smiling, it's not an overly welcoming smile, and what is that SMELL!?

UNA is questing!
Episode 8: Barely escaping with bags of gems, the friends ponder the cryptic message of the toad, and wonder as they wander, checking the skies for tornadoes, how they can get them home. Scritch needs to call her fence. These otherworldly gems will be worth a fortune! Maybe it'll be enough to quit this job, and put her own show together!

Heading to see what mode of transportation awaits, the friends decide that no matter what it is, it's time for a nap!

UNA is questing!
Episode 9: "Uh, Nibbles? What have you done? Where are we now?" asked UNA

Nibbles stares around himself and takes in the surroundings, "Uh, um. Yeah, a mountain. We're on a mountain."

Priscilla, tired of the fresh mountain air, which is fluffing her pinkalicious pink fur, wants to just get on the bus (by the way, where is that darn thing?) and get to the tornado. Although, she hopes it's a magical tornado that doesn't ruin her perfectly poised posh pink fur... Looking this good is hard work!

"Al!" yelled Scritch, "Are you coming?"

Al, tucking his flask in his pocket, backs up just a little further, as whatever that thing is standing on the trail, looks like it just went a few rounds with a t-rex.

A very whispy, whispery voice, barely louder than the breeze, was picked up by Nibble's big bunny ears. "Welcome, welcome! Come, come, I have been expecting you."

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Episode 10: UNA and Scritch, anxious to just find someone who's actually helpful, start to follow this, this, caterpillar? down the trail.

Still hearing the faint whisper of a voice, Nibbles focuses on following the sound, hoping for clear and concise directions on where to find that blasted tornado.

Suddenly, without warning, sparks of light start pouring out of the caterpillar, blinding Nibbles, while the rest of the crew takes cover in the jagged rocks on the mountain trail.

UNA is questing!
Episode 11: Nibbles and his friends are caught between being horrified and mesmerized as the caterpillar starts to implode right before them! And Scritch has realized the sky has turned black, even though her bitfit watch says it's only 1pm. Beginning to get a strange goosebump feeling skittling up her spine, Scritch knows they must be getting close to the mountain they need to find that tornado on.

Al, watching the sky darken, has a sinking feeling. The sky didn't really darken, it's filled with a colony of bats, strangely flying during daylight hours. What kind of mountain is this? UNA catches a whiff of something foul, and in a flash of blinding white light, the caterpillar disappears. "Hey, Nibbles, maybe YOU could learn that trick!"

Nibbles, not amused at all, shoots UNA his best withering look.

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Episode 12: With a sonic BOOM!, the team appears on another mountain top, this one complete with cannibals. Scritch scrambled quickly up the tree, for everyone loves a kitteh, and he has heard rumors of how some love kittehs in the soup.

In a strange unison of vocals, the cannibals start gently swaying, trying to lure Nibbles and UNA, the hypnotic stares drawing them closer. Al, already slightly inebriated, resists, and motions for Priscilla to hang back. Thinking as quickly as his fuddled brain will allow, he flashes his flashlight, stopping Nibbles and UNA from climbing in the pot.

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Episode 13: Growing tired from magically transporting everyone in the group, Nibbles decides he needs to sit a minute to rest. Scritch, realizing the imminent danger of the situation, really wishes someone else would take over bunny sitting that dimbulb of a magical rabbit, and gazes at UNA like manna from heaven.

One of the magic toads, hovering over the pot of, well, questionable ingredients, appears to be slowly growing bigger right before their eyes. While watching the strange phenomenon, Al hopes that this will be the toad that will reveal the way home. And, of course, a place he can refill his flask.........

Priscilla on the other hand, hopes that if she winds up in the pot, she looks good on the ingredients label.

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Episode 14: croak.CroaK!RIBBIT! Scritch rubbed her eyes. The toad, like that girl who blew up like a blueberry, is huge! Listening closely to the chatter of the toad, Scritch hopes that Al and his ancient genetic connection is translating all this, realizing that not only is the toad telling them the location of the tornado, but it's showing them with a MAP!

UNA and friends try to snap a pic with their smartphone, but when they review the gallery, there are no toads, no cannibals in the picture... just endless mountain vistas.

UNA is questing!
Episode 15: And lightning fast, without warning, the tour bus spins, and pops into the ocean trenches, transforming into a submarine, allowing the gaggle of magicians to explore the mountains in the depths below. UNA is peering out the window, watching in fascination as there are strangely illuminated fish floating leisurely past.

UNA is questing!
Episode 16: Nibbles dug down deep in his hat full of magic tricks to procure a special one for he and Scritch, allowing them to float freely among the Lantern Fish, who by all accounts, appear overly curious about the new arrivals. Al suspended upside down, realizes that UNA has given the controls to one of the magical toads they had encountered. Humming along, it's catchy tune seems to be something about a baby shark? However, Al is really wanting to know how to find the way home, and where that tornado might be?

Priscilla, preening and primping in her little pocket mirror, realizes that the Lantern Fish swimming stealthily up behind the sub, has it's mouth open, and thinking quickly................................

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Episode 17: Priscilla tosses out her personal stash of pink zombie cakes, causing a feeding frenzy among the Lantern Fish, but allowing the team to deploy the cloaking device, hiding them sufficiently for them to decode the cryptic message from the toad, and avoiding being the next meal.

UNA returning to the helm, swoops in just as Priscilla is running out of zombie cakes and beams her aboard.

"EUREKA!" cries out Al, as while tipping up the dregs of his flask, realizes that the toad said the tornado could be found on a mountain. Which, sadly, Al doesn't realize, it could be ANY mountain, anywhere. But with a swish of the magic wand, Nibbles sends the team careening off to find another one!

UNA is questing!
Episode 18: "YOU KNOW, AL, IF YOU DIDN'T DRIVE LIKE RICHARD BETTY WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS PREDICAMENT!" Yelled Nibbles, as he was unceremoniously ejected from the bus when Al took that last corner like a race car driver. Afraid to see where he landed, Nibbles peers cautiously through his paws only to see the strangest beast he's never seen before! He read about them once in an ancient rune, and believes if he recalls correctly, they are called HYDRA.

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Episode 19: Rappelling down the sheer cliff face, Al braves the danger of the HYDRA lair, and gives Nibbles the push up he needs, leaving him to scramble up, chased by the beast!

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Episode 20: As it turns out the HYDRA was really tired of the constant bickering between it's own four heads, and was anxious to have a conversation with anyone who would talk back! Nibbles and the team were more than happy to perform some basic magic tricks and chat about the state of the world and whether or not they thought the upcoming weather was accurate. Nibbles, after growing weary of the argument on the pronunciation of tomatoes, decided that maybe it was time to see if the HYDRA had any idea on how to find the way home. Being in a gracious mood, the HYDRA handed over a talking frog, who gave very specific directions to the way home, but the team was only half listening and Nibbles doesn't have a very good memory.....

UNA is questing!
Episode 21: Climbing higher, skirting the grove of trees borne of evil, the crew spies a tornado hovering over a dark, eerie castle situated on a far off craggy ledge. UNA contemplates seriously how they are going to navigate the forest, and reach the castle in one piece.

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Episode 22: Nibbles, reciting an ancient incantation, manages to teleport the group to the front gates of the foreboding castle, covered in bats and a mysterious fug.

Al, knocking on the door, instantly regrets his decision! Glowing toxic neon green eyes peer out into the dark of night, taking in the crew and their disheveled state. "Why are you disturbing the Prince of Darkness at this hour? Who are you? Why are you here?!"

Priscilla, who barely utters a word, steps out from behind Nibbles and declares "What is wrong with YOU!? Can't you see we're weary travelers? Where are your manners? You should be inviting us in and giving us tea and crumpets!"

UNA watches in horrified fascination as the gate keeper slowly opens the gate and allows them to enter. "Touch nothing" he warns. "or it may mean your life!"

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Episode 23: Al, finally getting sober from the flask having been emptied quite some time now, comes to the realization that the magical toads have been warning him that this gatekeeper is the only one who can tell them the secret incantation to produce the needed tornado to get them home.

Nibbles, handing out the wands that he forgot he had tucked in his fluffy bunny tail, tells the group to swish and flick on the count of three, and hopefully they can magic up ropes and chains to shackle the gatekeeper! ONE! TWO!! THREE!!! and swish! flick! Happily, ropes and chains appear as conjured and the team quickly works in unison to tie the gate keeper to the wall.

UNA is questing!
Episode 24: Nibbles, confidence boosted by actually performing a trick that worked, tickles the gate keeper until, dripping a little laughpee, he divulges the magic words needed to be uttered to take the tour home.

ABRA! ABRA! ABRA CADABRA! TORNADO, TORNADO! TAKE US HOME!

With a force of a wind as never experienced before, the team begins to whip and whirl, tipping over and upside down, growing smaller as the wind grew bigger! Wherever this tornado was taking them, it was beyond their control anymore, and Nibbles hoped the gate keeper didn't lie.....

UNA is questing!
Episode 25: With a thump, the team lands in a tropical paradise, complete with a duplicate of the castle from the mountain, minus the bats!

Taking a well deserved break, sipping mai tais and shirley temples, the team bids farewell to UNA, who races back to their My Pets Page for a well deserved rest, while a different Pet gets ready for the next Magic Show. Meanwhile Nibbles and the team finish up their drinks, trying to remember where Scritch parked the bus.....


Please change over your pet now