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Episode 1: "Hello, everypet! Hello! How are we today? I am Gliomach, and I will be your guide to the Old Masters today.
I have several degrees in fine arts, and I assure you, if you should have any questions about the art on display, I am glad to answer for you.
I get giddy just thinking about seeing these incredible works of art! All originals, you know. I even authenticated some myself! Did I mention that I have a degree in fine arts? Oh, I did? Well, then, let the tour begin!
Remember to stay together as a group, we mustn't straggle and get lost!"

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Episode 2: Slowly walking up to the next masterpiece, WHOOO"S A HOOT is moved by the portrayal of love between the mother and child depicted by Edvard Munch. The sick child is such an emotional piece, Gliomach is silent, allowing everypet to take in the painting.

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Episode 3: "The Scream by Edvard Munch is hanging on my bedroom wall," exclaimed WHOOO"S A HOOT! "It's been my favorite poster for years!"

"Poster? Poster? Why this is an original, good pet!" Gliomach cried out! "It has been one of the crowning jewels of the gallery and you dare to call it a poster. Oh my, what is the world coming to?"
Gliomach puts his claws over his eyes and cries a little tear at the thought of everypet not appreciating true art.

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Episode 4: Gliomach clatters over to the next painting, "That is Self Portrait Facing Death (June 30, 1972) by Pablo Picasso." Gliomach continues on, explaining that this was done in the later years by Picasso, who created whatever he wanted, however he wanted.

WHOOO"S A HOOT thought there might have been something similar hanging on the fridge, drawn by the neighbor's toddler, but dared not critique it in front of Gliomach, since he was a little snippy the last time.

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Episode 5: "Here we have Houses of Parliament, Sunset by Claude Monet. Monet was well known for a series of paintings of the River Thames, and we have the most rare of them all, here on display at Musee d'art de Cannelle! This is one of the very few that Monet painted in vivid color, using the colors of sunset in the fog."
WHOOO"S A HOOT is a little leery of calling it an actual Monet, but it's pretty, and WHOOO"S A HOOT enjoys looking at it just the same.

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Episode 6: "Pablo Picasso's Seated Woman with Hood, was painted in 1902 at Staatsgalerie. Stuttgart, Germany is where this artistic gem is normally showcased," explained Gliomach, "but it's on special loan to Musee d'art de Cannelle. Cannelle is a special friend of the curator there and they were gracious enough to loan it for our grand opening!"

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Episode 7: "The Monument To Chopin In The Luxembourg Gardens by Henri Rousseau is one of the crowd favorites," Gliomach tells WHOOO"S A HOOT. "You can see here for yourself the culture of the days of yore. Oh, how I long for those days! The proper manners, the wardrobes and attention to the details!"

WHOOO"S A HOOT takes a look down, mentally noting that a pair of flip flops, cargo shorts and t-shirt with the PNF logo might not be up to Gliomach's wardrobe standards.

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Episode 8: "And here, we have the priceless The Old Guitarist by Pablo Picasso hanging with great pride in Musee d'art de Cannelle!" Gliomach puffed with pride showing off the masterpiece.

WHOOO"S A HOOT giggled and made a comment that it really didn't look much like Reith Kitchards, the famous old guitarist WHOOO"S A HOOT used to play on air guitar.......

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Episode 9: Café Terrace at Night is an 1888 oil painting by the Dutch artist Vincent van Gogh, which showcases the local cuisine of our town, as the cafe is still open, and you can visit there! Amazing that it has become timeless!" Gliomach said.

WHOOO"S A HOOT, however, realizes that it's been some time since lunch and starts daydreaming about that caramel apple cinnamon frappe for breakfast, and wonders what culinary masterpieces might be at the cafe?

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Episode 10: "And here we have the self portrait of Vincent Van Gogh that he titled Man with a bandaged ear, as he had mutilated his own ear and it was healing. Artists seem to suffer for their work, and I, too, must suffer the strange comments made by some of the everypets who come to Musee d'art de Cannelle," Gliomach indicated to the painting on the wall.
"Strange thing, Gliomach, I don't think that Pand Aids were available in the days of Van Gogh," said WHOOO"S A HOOT.
"Well, now, I think that just might be how the paint is flaking off, not a Pand Aid," replied Gliomach, "And if you're done, let's move to the next artist's display."

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Episode 11: Gliomach scuttles over to the first painting,with WHOOO"S A HOOT sauntering along.
"Here we have Girl with a Pearl Earring, an oil painting by Dutch Golden Age painter Johannes Vermeer. Amazing, is she not? Her beauty glows from within, her lips, oooh la la! You can stare at her all day, and never tire of gazing into those blue eyes."
"What? You do not find her captivating? Why, how can you deny that aura she possesses? Not real? I would never dream of a gallery containing a forgery!"
Gliomach shuffles off to the next display, mumbling under his breath.

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Episode 12: Gliomach waves his claw dramatically toward the next work of art. "Here we have St. Peter Enthroned by Italian painter Tommaso di Giovanni di Simone Guidi, who came to be nicknamed Masaccio. Although he was one of the most significant painters of the early 15th century, very little is known about his training, and the influences that shaped his unique style remain a mystery to this day."

As Gliomach drones on, WHOOO"S A HOOT wonders if there might be an even bigger mystery here?

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Episode 13: "Raphael's Cherubs! I got that as a birthday card last year," exclaimed WHOOO"S A HOOT!
Gliomach smothered a deep sigh, trying not to be frustrated with the lack of art knowledge by this everypet, and counting down the minutes to the next break.
WHOOO"S A HOOT seemed pretty excited though, to see that popular art in the original, wait, maybe not the original? WHOOO"S A HOOT sees a little tell all stuck to the canvas. It appears to be a price tag from Ikeeyah?

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Episode 14: "Henri Rousseau painted this Portrait Of The Father Of The Artist, and generously bequeathed it to Musee d'art de Cannelle in his last will and testament," Gliomach breathed with excitement!
Whipping out a trusty smartz phone, WHOOO"S A HOOT quickly looked up information on Rousseau, only to find that he passed away long before the gallery was around, since this was the grand opening. Peering at the canvas, WHOOO"S A HOOT also noticed the Petmart price tag still attached to the side of the canvas. Rather than argue with Gliomach about authenticity, WHOOO"S A HOOT moved on to the next wall hanging.

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Episode 15: "To the right, WHOOO"S A HOOT, you can see the stunning Sunrise By the Ocean by Vladimir Kush."

Gliomach clicked his claws and scuttled closer, and encouraged WHOOO"S A HOOT to come closer, too. Looking at the painting, WHOOO"S A HOOT thinks it's been awhile since breakfast. Eggs over easy sounds pretty good right now.

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Episode 16: "Well, that is a pretty fancy apartment," WHOOO"S A HOOT exclaimed after Gliomach announced the title. "A Corner of the Apartment by Claude Monet is certainly not water lilies, is it?"
WHOOO"S A HOOT was curious if this might be an authentic Monet, but upon looking at the signature, it looked a little more like Momet than Monet................

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Episode 17: "Does it speak to you?" asked Gliomach.

The painting on the wall, Maurice Denis', The Two Sisters, 1891, did actually speak to WHOOO"S A HOOT! This everypet recalls great memories with the siblings and sharing silly secrets, and actually enjoyed this painting, forgery or authentic original!

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Episode 18: "The Birth of Venus by Botticelli is a gallery favorite," Gliomach exclaimed excitedly, gliding over to the sizable painting.
WHOOO"S A HOOT stands back to take in all the different elements of this one. Amazed at the sheer size, WHOOO"S A HOOT notices that it's two panels, sewn together, but you can hardly notice the seam. Closing his eyes, Gliomach mentions that if you close your eyes, you can almost hear the ocean...............

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Episode 19: "Eyes that captivated the world," Gliomach tells WHOOO"S A HOOT. "The original title is National Geographic's Afghan Girl and it took years to locate the girl with magical eyes after it was taken."

WHOOO"S A HOOT didn't want to be rude, but the eyes in the gallery piece had a creepy way of following WHOOO"S A HOOT when moving around to see the picture better. It's time to move on to the next master!

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Episode 20: "And here we have the painting for the adventurer, The Wanderer Above The Sea Of Fog by Caspar David Friedrich", said Gliomach "Authenticated as the original, Musee d'art de Cannelle is extremely pleased to add it to this prestigious collection".

WHOOO"S A HOOT has been enjoying the painting as well, then notices a glitch on the painting. Someone used some cellophane tape to patch up a small tear. Maybe WHOOO"S A HOOT can get a job as an art appraiser? And giggles a little at the thought.

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Episode 21: "Seriously, soup cans? These are supposed to be soup cans, Gliomach? I've seen Andy Warhol's Campbell's Soup Cans, and these right here are not them!"
"WHOOO"S A HOOT! What are you talking about?" Gliomach exclaimed, "This, this here is the world renowned painting that made Andy famous! How dare you question it's authenticity? I am offended!"

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Episode 22: "Rene Margritte painted "This Is Not a Pipe" in 1948, and minds were blown! Why, how can you say it's not a pipe, when it clearly is a pipe?"
WHOOO"S A HOOT grabbed a trusty smartz phone, using Petoogle, and looked up WHY it would be titled that. After some interesting reading, WHOOO"S A HOOT, clearly even more confused, sauntered on after Gliomach to the next display.

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Episode 23: "Toulouse Lautrec's Woman Lithographic Poster is the next painting on our tour, and we're so very blessed to have procured the original, so authentic, yes it is!" Gliomach gushed.
WHOOO"S A HOOT wasn't so sure, since there appeared to be some faint numbers under that yellow hair, making WHOOO"S A HOOT think of the childhood paint by numbers everypet would do during a rainy day..................

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Episode 24: "Well, here it is! Please be careful when gazing on the beauty, you wouldn't want to trip our extensive alarm system! This is obviously the original of Leonardo Da Vinci's 'Mona Lisa', and we must be careful to preserve the painting at all costs."
"Cannelle considered hiring a super ninja to keep it safe, but decided on electronic security hidden in sly places." Gliomach played with the remote in his clumsy claws, accidentally tripping the siren and flashing lights. While everypet on the tour scrambled to get out of the way of security guards, WHOOO"S A HOOT noted that Mona Lisa's smile looked a little more like a smirk, and did she really just wink? How is that possible?

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Episode 25: After viewing all of the inspiring works in this section of Musee d’Art de Cannelle, WHOOO"S A HOOT is feeling a little sad to have to return to a gourd house that looks exactly the same as every other gourd house in PnF Land, which is not terribly exciting...because if you've seen one gourd house, you've seen them all!

But suddenly WHOOO"S A HOOT stumbles upon a quaint cottage, which looks very similar to one in a Monet masterpiece....
"A present for me?" asks WHOOO"S A HOOT, hardly daring to hope!