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Episode 1: Scary Night
Bob, the scaly monster, is the last of his kind. He makes a living carving decorative pumpkins. Each year he makes a delivery to his biggest customer, Doctor Pawshake, who lives in 'Castle Pawshake'. Pawshake has rented the castle for decades. In this remote location, he can perform his 'scientific' experiments without scaring everyone else to death. He has few visitors, and every time Bob visits him, he wishes he did not have to be one of them! Worst of all, he is running late, and arrives during what looks like being a very scary night.

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Episode 2: The Pumpkin Collector
Bob is scared of Pawshake's thunder hound, but he knows how to cover fear; look scary yourself. Bob spends half his life frightened of something or another, but nobody ever notices because they can't tell between a scared monster and a scary monster.

Doctor Pawshake admires Bob's offerings and says he would like to buy all of them. But unfortunately his landlord, Skeezle, has raised the rent, and he has nothing left to pay Bob with.

"What would you accept in payment instead of sweets?" asked Pawshake.

"Nothing you can give me," replied Bob. He only understood payment in sweets.

"Try me," said Pawshake.

Bob looked embarrassed. "I am the last of my kind. I desperately want a wife to live my life with me, but you can't get me what doesn't exist."

Pawshake stroked his chin, then stroked his thunder hound. "I can provide you with a living bride if you can bring me suitable parts from which she might be made."

Bob was at once terrified and strangely excited. This seemed wrong - but this might be the only way he could ever be happy. “But there aren’t any parts in these parts,” he said. “You can’t get parts for parts sake. I would have to scour the whole Forest of Bob to find parts of former Bobs.”

“Were you all called Bob?” asked Pawshake, patting the head of his thunder hound as he asked.

“Well, there was my dad Bob, and my mom Bob, and my father’s brother was Bob, and if any of their ancestors had different names, I never knew.”

“And where is the Forest of Bob?” asked Pawshake. “There aren’t many trees around here.”

“Oh, pretty much everywhere,” replied Bob. “We chopped down most of the trees to grow pumpkins, but all of us lived in what used to be the Forest of Bob when it had trees in it.”

If Bob had owed Pawshake rather than the other way round, Bob would have been out of the door by now, but Pawshake needed a plan. “To redeem my debt,” he said, “I will make you a bride if you can find me the parts. I suggest you put together a team, give them some reason to help you, and bring the parts back to me.”

“I could only pay them in sweets,” said Bob. “But what if you can’t make me a bride?”

“Then I will give you back one pumpkin and you can try again,” said Pawshake.

Bob didn’t think Pawshake could do it, but he had nothing to lose but sweets. “And I’m down to my last million sweets,” he moaned to himself as he left the castle.

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Episode 3: Team Bob!
Bob and Bernie check the to-do list, only to discover that they are running out of time to canvas the neighborhood for the annual Bob Body Part Drive. Bob hopes that he can convince the others to help him find what he needs by handing out gobs of sweets.

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Episode 4: Team Bob on the Move!
Just as they were about to enter the castle in the Forest of Bob, the team was warned off when the evil spectre that inhabited the castle set up an energy field around the castle, preventing anyone entering or leaving the castle... "Oh noes, where is Bernie?" cried Bob!

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Episode 5: Team Bob on the Move!
Bernie and the team scour the whole Forest of Bob (most of which is no longer a forest) to find parts of Bobs. Espying an old barn, Bob leads Bernie and the team up to the loft, hoping to find some body parts secreted away there... Alas, the only thing in the loft (other than cobwebs, of course) is a cache of brightly coloured candy eggs. When one hatches, Bernie and the team realise that these candy eggs don't contain body parts at all, just ghostly little spirit monsters!

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Episode 6: Team Bob on the Move!
What madness is this!? Toothpaste tubes squirting out monster body parts! EGADS! Bernie wonders if this is real life or is it just a fantasy brought on by a sugar high? Not chancing it, everyone grabs all the parts they can carry!

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Episode 7: The Call of Cthulwho!
Bernie and the team thought the abandoned cave system in the Forest of Bob was a logical place to find parts of Bobs. And it may well have been, because the Cthulwho also thought to look for them there! The Cthulwho searched through the tunnels one at a time, calling out for Bob. But Bernie and the team hid themselves behind the entry to one of the larger caverns, wondering what the Cthulwho wanted with Bob? No pet seemed to know? Perhaps this was because no pet was brave enough to come out of hiding and actually ask?

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Episode 8: Team Bob Makes a Find!
Bernie carved a pumpkin and when it was handed over to Aye-Aye to carry, a jar of eyeballs was spied buried in the patch. Bob is super excited, but Teal bug would like to know where all those spare eyes came from!

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Episode 9: Team Bob on the Move!
Bob realised they never should have drunk the mysterious green cocktail they had found in the Forest of Bob because Bernie and the team started getting paranoid...feeling like they were being watched...?

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Episode 10: Team Bob on the Move!
Bernie and the team scour the whole Forest of Bob (most of which is no longer a forest) to find Bob body parts. During their search, they happen upon a verdant green oasis, thriving with carnivorous plant life and toxic green fumes! Bob sees Bernie disappear into the mouth of one of the ever smiling carnivorous plants, and calls the rest of the team to come and help him pull Bernie from these terrifying jaws of death!

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Episode 11: Team Bob on the Move!
After searching most of the Forest of Bob, Bernie and the team are footsore and bone weary, but only Aye-Aye, Spidey and the Teal Bug were lucky enough to procure mounts. However, Bernie is by far the most disgruntled team member, because, not lucky enough to catch a ride, they are beginning to feel that their time might have been better spend feeding FnC into the Fruit Machine instead!

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Episode 12: The Call of Cthulwho!
Bernie and the team were searching the cave riddled limestone ridge in the Forest of Bob when the Cthulwho landed outside their cave! The Cthulwho called out for Bob. But, in fear of their very lives, Bernie and Bob took off at blistering speed, running straight down the rocky escarpment to escape from the Cthulwho!

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Episode 13: The Call of Cthulwho!
While Bernie and the team are searching for body parts in the haunted woods within the Forest of Bob, a Cthulwho lands near the bush they are searching beneath! In abject terror, Bernie releases a blood curdling scream and flees the scene, with Bob and the rest of the team hot on their heels!

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Episode 14: Team Bob Makes a Find!
Bernie and Bob are horrified to find the venus fly trap eating body parts they need! How can they get them out of there? Daft Green Spider decides to sacrifice himself to the mission, but Teal Bug better get him out of there before he becomes lunch!

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Episode 15: Team Bob Makes a Find!
"Yes!" shouts Bob with glee, upon finding a set of blue teeth! Bernie stands back out of shot, comparing Bob's teeth and the blue teeth, wondering if this might not be a genuine Bob body part? Feeling well pleased with himself, Bob tucks the teeth under his arm, planning to ask Dr Pawshake to run some DNA tests to find out...

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Episode 16: The Call of Cthulwho!
Bernie and the team thought that the old pirates' treasure chests on the beach at the edge of the Forest of Bob was a logical place to find parts of Bobs. But their search was interrupted by the Cthulwho who looked for them there, calling out for Bob. Fearing for their very lives, Bernie and the team dived into one of the chests, pulling the lid down to hide themselves from the Cthulwho.

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Episode 17: Team Bob on the Move!
Don't fold the map! Don't fold the map! There are big creases all over it and Bernie and Bob are having a hard time figuring out where they've been and where they're going? Teal Bug suggests just following the road signs, but getting these guys to agree on anything is like herding cats!

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Episode 18: Team Bob on the Move!
Bernie and Bob are taking inventory, but Aye-Aye is just taking flora and fauna! Deep in what's actually the Forest of Bob, Teal bug is hoping he can catch a nap before moving on to the next area.

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Episode 19: Return to Castle Pawshake
Throwing caution to the wind, the group joins Bernie in his aeroplane, trying to reach Castle Pawshake to get the collected Bob parts. Daft green spider takes a different approach to scouting a landing zone, Teal bug has been secretly imbibing on those little in flight refreshments and Bob is pretty sure that the body parts might be his only hope for a mate. Aye aye just wants to know where all those skulls came from.........

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Episode 20: The parts are laid out.
Bernie takes in all the strange attic holds, watching as the Bob parts on the table begin to wiggle and jiggle, feeling the bile rise in the back of the throat, and begins to wonder if all those sweets were worth it. In a strangely sick and twisted way, Bernie thinks that maybe this is where the expression heads will roll came from.

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Episode 21: Dr Finkensen, I presume?
As Pawshake's thunder hound generates lightening, the body parts merge and come to life...but, more terrifying...Pawshake morphs into Dr Rat Finkensen!

Mortified, Bernie and the team flee the room, with Bob vowing never to marry this scary new monster! But, in their wake, Rat Finkensen transforms back into the gentle Dr Pawshake, and quietly sleeps off the effects of his transformation...

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Episode 22: Finkensen's Monster!
As the lightening disperses, the body parts transform into a horned monster! Oh my, could this type of wicked experimentation account for the rows of fresh graves in the field below?
Mortified, Bernie and the team flee the room, with Bob vowing never to marry this scary horned monster! But, in their wake, Rat Finkensen transforms back into the gentle Dr Pawshake, and quietly sleeps off the effects of his transformation...

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Episode 23: Pawshake redeems a pumpkin
When Pawshake awakes, Bob reminds the good doctor that he cannot marry a different species of monster, only another Bob! Fortunately, Bernie volunteers to foster the adorable little monster! As promised, Pawshake also returns a pumpkin to Bob, and agrees to keep trying to make a bride for Bob, if the team can provide more body parts? Hoping that Bernie will forget how many sweets he already owes them, Bob gives Bernie the coveted purple pumpkin!

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Episode 24: The madness
Monster parts collected and sewed. Fire in the sky and waterfalls in the road. A river of mustard and thoughts in code. Coins in the wind and a hydrant on the road. So slowly crawling home to their abode. Sending another Pet out on the road... Sure signs Bernie's sanity did erode!