Slug

Why do I keep hearing people call me 'ugly' and 'disgusting'? I'm awesome! See that line of slime? That helps me get home at night, to my delicious meal of veggies. But no salad dressing with vinegar - now that stuff is disgusting! Oh, did you know we're good at poetry, too?

Slugs
Here we come movin' at the speed of light,
Working to make everything all right.
Sliding around without a sound,
A line of slime across the ground.
But don't you dare to step on me
Or you'll see how 'ugly' a slug can be!

Your pet becomes an expert at finding its own food!

Even with 18 sports already established in PnF, there were plenty of pets who just couldn’t hope to compete in any of them. Naturally that made them all feel very, VERY left out. So they held a meeting to work out what to do. Some said they wanted to compete with hula hoops, others wanted to fly kites, but no suggestion made had enough possible competitors to make it into a sport instead of a solo demonstration.

One of the pandas, who was really fed up, decided to vent her feelings. “This is unacceptable!” she said. “Incomprehensible! Insufferable!”

“Unsatisfactory!” rumbled a Yeti.

“Exceptionable!” scowled a starfish.

“Inconcssssssseivable!” added a garter snake.

Everyone looked at the snake.

“I heard it in a film,” he explained.

“With that many esses?” asked a hermit crab.

“Well that’s the way snakes spell it,” said the snake. “And it scores better with more esses in it.”

Then he had to explain about scoring in “Words with Pets”, and since everyone present seemed to be able to use long words to explain how bad it was that they had no sport to play, soon they were all playing “Words with Pets”.

Favorite food:

Purple Zombie Cake

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