Donkey

We donkeys are known for our stubbornness. But what would you feel like if people kept telling you they’d rather ride a horse if they could afford it? Would you want to give them a ride if they talked to you like that?

Anyhow, I’m so much better than a horse. I’ve got longer ears and bigger teeth. And when people give up trying to get me to go anywhere I like to roam the meadows, frolic with my donkey friends, and flash them my fabulous full-toothed smile. Flowers, bees, butterflies – those are the company I prefer. And crunchy food I can eat with my big teeth – yum!

Anyway, there’s this one guy who actually chose me over a horse, and that’s real nice of him, so now I gotta go give a ride to someone who appreciates me for a change! See ya!

Your pet becomes an expert at finding its own food!

The Quarter Mile begins with running away from cats. Great big cats with huge teeth and claws that like the taste of anything that can’t run fast enough to get away. Of course when Frank the Pig put an end to killing and eating, that left a lot of fabulous natural athletes with nothing to do all day but graze. Some are happy like that. Others point scornfully at Milky Moo Cows and pour contempt on moon jumping. But the cows reply, “we have our own sport. What have you got that’s so special?”

Big quadrupeds didn’t like the idea of opal tossing or weightlifting, and how could they sail or climb trees? When the cows said they were running away from the idea of sport, the answer was obvious; who can run like a big powerful quadruped? All you need is a start and a finish point, and a crowd.

Favorite food:

Toasty Oats Cereal

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