I am a llama on a mission! Climb every mountain, carry a pack, no problem. Just strap that basket of produce or whatever you’ve stored in there on. I can do anything, I’m Super Llama. Sure of foot and never slip! C’mon, test me. Take me out for a spin. Ok, not a spin, I might get dizzy, but a hike! Definitely a hike! Mountain air is my favorite, and when you pass out from how thin it is, I might let you hang on so you don’t fall off a cliff.Find Food
Oh noes, it’s petting zoo time! Great, little sticky paws love to grab handfuls of my wool and dig their way in. OH, oh, wait now. That’s it. Scratch just a little more to the right, up a little, up! UP! Okay, right there. No,no, don’t stop! I’ll stand still and let you scratch that itch. Don’t go! Come back! Come back! I’m sorry I said your paws were sticky!
Naptime for me! Don’t even think of waking me either! I need my 8 hours of beauty sleep, you know. It takes quite a bit to keep this wool spiraling and curling! I need to get a trim soon though. My wool is coveted by many, so soft and warm, once you spin it off to make yarn and clack your knitting needles into making mittens and hats. So shoo along now and let me sleep!
Your pet becomes an expert at finding its own food!The Quarter Mile
The Quarter Mile begins with running away from cats. Great big cats with huge teeth and claws that like the taste of anything that can’t run fast enough to get away. Of course when Frank the Pig put an end to killing and eating, that left a lot of fabulous natural athletes with nothing to do all day but graze. Some are happy like that. Others point scornfully at Milky Moo Cows and pour contempt on moon jumping. But the cows reply, “we have our own sport. What have you got that’s so special?”
Big quadrupeds didn’t like the idea of opal tossing or weightlifting, and how could they sail or climb trees? When the cows said they were running away from the idea of sport, the answer was obvious; who can run like a big powerful quadruped? All you need is a start and a finish point, and a crowd.
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