Hermit Crab

Gazing off into the ocean depths, contemplating the meaning of life, this hermit is anything but a hermit. Thriving on whatever tasty treats float by, the favorite by far is plankton! Traveling the world in the shell du jour, you can find these crabs constantly scouring the sea scape looking for the new home they’ve always been dreaming of. Wall to wall carpet, galley kitchen, wood stove, and at least two baths top the list of wishes, but for some odd reason all that is available is a one bedroom apartment.

Finding the perfect housing in a flooded market can be a challenge, but one that comes with a never ending food supply is the perfect choice. No worrying about if plankton will float by, just claw your way up to snag some greens!

Finding the perfect shell is only part of the challenge, of course. Once you load in the crates of kitchen goods and the big fluffy mattress, it’s only a small amount of space for the claw-foot tub. And getting that refrigerator in might be more than this shell can handle. Maybe it’s time to move again?

Your pet becomes an expert at finding its own food!

Even with 18 sports already established in PnF, there were plenty of pets who just couldn’t hope to compete in any of them. Naturally that made them all feel very, VERY left out. So they held a meeting to work out what to do. Some said they wanted to compete with hula hoops, others wanted to fly kites, but no suggestion made had enough possible competitors to make it into a sport instead of a solo demonstration.

One of the pandas, who was really fed up, decided to vent her feelings. “This is unacceptable!” she said. “Incomprehensible! Insufferable!”

“Unsatisfactory!” rumbled a Yeti.

“Exceptionable!” scowled a starfish.

“Inconcssssssseivable!” added a garter snake.

Everyone looked at the snake.

“I heard it in a film,” he explained.

“With that many esses?” asked a hermit crab.

“Well that’s the way snakes spell it,” said the snake. “And it scores better with more esses in it.”

Then he had to explain about scoring in “Words with Pets”, and since everyone present seemed to be able to use long words to explain how bad it was that they had no sport to play, soon they were all playing “Words with Pets”.

Favorite food:

Tempura Shrimp

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