Grey Badger

Hello! Hi there! How awesome to see you at the gym with me and my twin! I would introduce you, but my twin’s not much one for talking. Come in and join in the fun, did you bring your workout clothes? Good, let me coach you on proper use of the equipment, and my twin will, of course, mirror everything I do, so you can watch either of us! So, ready, set let’s go! Pump! Pump! Pump!

*whispers* Do you see that? Over there? It’s my twin! Every time I come to the gym to work out, my twin shows up. And no matter what exercise I choose, there’s my twin! Let’s go over to the bench press and load up the weights. Now, watch! Just as I put on my weight plates, my twin puts the same ones on! Every time! *giggles* Look, 100 kilos, same for my twin. I just keep pumping up and pumping up, and so does my twin. The really odd thing about having a twin, though? My twin lives at the gym!

Whew! Just finished off a good crossfit workout! All that hard work really pays off! Pumping iron, turning tires, climbing ropes! Now off to the Juice Bar to treat myself to a delicious Banana and Cherries Smoothie. Chock full of deliciousness! And don’t you know, as I am sipping there at the counter, there’s my twin, having one too. Still shows up at the gym but now, my twin starts following me in other places too. Why just the other day, it showed up in the dressing room at Macees wearing the same outfit as me!

Your pet becomes an expert at finding its own food!

Well, let’s face it, it’s a tale as old as time. Some badger boys were sitting around the hill one day, when a pretty little thang walked by and caught their eye.

“Do you lift?” she asked, batting her lashes, and the badger boys scrambled to answer, “Boy, do I!”, “You bet I lift.”, “I could bench three of you, little darlin’!”, proceeding to strike their best poses.

After a demonstration of their skills, during which several boulders were lifted and dropped, a toe or two broken, the fair damsel cooed, “If you can lift more than me, I’ll let you catch my dinner.”

The game was on! The badger boys bumped chests, high-fived, snickered a bit, and eyed this pretty petal and wondered who would best her first.

In no time at all, the badger boys were beat, having lifted without much preparation, and panted on the ground at the sweet maid’s feet. Still, there was no way she was going to beat them! So, imagine their surprise when this bashful badger doll slowly cracked her back, her neck, and her knuckles, and demonstrated a dead lift that left the boys bamboozled!

“How’d you do it, doll?” they demanded to know.

“Patience,” she simpered, winking as she walked away, “persistence, and practice. You should try it some time.”

That was the day the competition was born.

Favorite food:

Open Can Of Worms

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