Playful Possum

Excuse me, I'm getting ready for my latest recital. Just have to do some stretches and get these paws ready to play some impressive keys. I love getting the pets moving and grooving, and everypet knows my keyboard skills are the best around. Hope to see you there tonight!

Bam! Check out this pose - I bet you weren't expecting it. I like to spend my time exploring various art forms - jazz, comedy, painting, even modeling. I let my creativity flow and the camera just loves me for it. The camera always gets my best side (like I have a bad side).

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

I sold my vacuum the other day - all it was doing was collecting dust.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They’re both purple, except for the rabbit.

I like elephants. Everything else is irrelephant.

The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.

Your pet becomes an expert at finding its own food!

When you are small enough that major predators just take pity on you, and you can’t see as far as the mirror you are trying to recognise yourself in, familiar well-worn paths are all you ever venture on, and then you go as fast as you can to make sure nobody spots you before you spot them, because you can’t see them anyway …

The only safe way for tiny rodents and other miniature four-legged creatures to compete with one another is to go nowhere fast. Once the word leaked out about hamster wheels, everypet from geckos to beavers liked the idea. So now the big event for small creatures is wheel racing. If you have never heard about it, that’s because you were too big to notice!

Favorite food:

Bag Of Seeds

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