Green Slime Virus

I have to sneak around because I don’t want to catch the Friendship Bug. I have to make sure that IT catches ME! Haven’t you heard of a man chasing a woman until she catches him? Well that’s my strategy. It will run around trying to make friends with me and the next thing you know, Ms Purple goes green! Whereas if I catch it, it catches me. Confused? That’s one of my side effects!

It is hard work sneaking around PnF trying to find new friends leaving behind slime in your wake. Everyone seems to be afraid of me, but really I am a friendly virus. A little slimy, but friendly nonetheless. I came to PnF because I heard that even SLUGS are popular here! Won’t you please give me a chance? I just want to make new friends and join in the Travel Game; how else can I spread? Won’t you take me along?

Yumm! I found some tasty treats and just cannot help but latch on and devour them. Yes, I get a crazed look in my face and want to shovel more up into my mouth, but can you really blame me? Do you not do the same when your favourite feast is in front of you too? I will try to clean up after myself and not leave too much of a mess. I am a considerate virus after all.

Your pet becomes an expert at finding its own food!

Even with 18 sports already established in PnF, there were plenty of pets who just couldn’t hope to compete in any of them. Naturally that made them all feel very, VERY left out. So they held a meeting to work out what to do. Some said they wanted to compete with hula hoops, others wanted to fly kites, but no suggestion made had enough possible competitors to make it into a sport instead of a solo demonstration.

One of the pandas, who was really fed up, decided to vent her feelings. “This is unacceptable!” she said. “Incomprehensible! Insufferable!”

“Unsatisfactory!” rumbled a Yeti.

“Exceptionable!” scowled a starfish.

“Inconcssssssseivable!” added a garter snake.

Everyone looked at the snake.

“I heard it in a film,” he explained.

“With that many esses?” asked a hermit crab.

“Well that’s the way snakes spell it,” said the snake. “And it scores better with more esses in it.”

Then he had to explain about scoring in “Words with Pets”, and since everyone present seemed to be able to use long words to explain how bad it was that they had no sport to play, soon they were all playing “Words with Pets”.

Favorite food:

Spicy Chicken Kebab

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