Forest Snail

Hello, how nice to meet you on my daily stroll! We snails are largely overlooked by people passing by. Would you care to chat a while? I move slow enough we can discuss anything you like, from quantum physics to baking cookies!

Did I do that? Sigh. I didn’t even know I was leaving a trail behind me. But I guess it’s better that way, I can always find my way home again, right?

Oh bother, here we go again, which way do I go? I seem to have misplaced my map, and I have no reception on my gps. Mom said get a container of milk, a loaf of bread and a stick of butter, but if I can’t remember what way to the store, she’ll never ask me again. Well, I suppose, I can take the road back home and see if she’ll write the directions down.

Your pet becomes an expert at finding its own food!

Even with 18 sports already established in PnF, there were plenty of pets who just couldn’t hope to compete in any of them. Naturally that made them all feel very, VERY left out. So they held a meeting to work out what to do. Some said they wanted to compete with hula hoops, others wanted to fly kites, but no suggestion made had enough possible competitors to make it into a sport instead of a solo demonstration.

One of the pandas, who was really fed up, decided to vent her feelings. “This is unacceptable!” she said. “Incomprehensible! Insufferable!”

“Unsatisfactory!” rumbled a Yeti.

“Exceptionable!” scowled a starfish.

“Inconcssssssseivable!” added a garter snake.

Everyone looked at the snake.

“I heard it in a film,” he explained.

“With that many esses?” asked a hermit crab.

“Well that’s the way snakes spell it,” said the snake. “And it scores better with more esses in it.”

Then he had to explain about scoring in “Words with Pets”, and since everyone present seemed to be able to use long words to explain how bad it was that they had no sport to play, soon they were all playing “Words with Pets”.

Favorite food:

Strawberry

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