English Bulldog

Who can resist a face like this? Looking up at you with sweet lil puppy dog eyes in standard bulldog stance. You just have to give in. Feed me it says. Treat me! Maybe some scones or jelly babies?

It is really hard being this cute but sometimes I must get up and strut my stuff. I tuck away my monocle and my tea and let everyone know how adorable I am waddling past them letting my cute lil tail wag in their face. A quick smile and I know I am certain to get a treat.

Nope! Not telling you. My lips are sealed. I did nothing. Or if something did happen maybe blame it on the cat. You cannot trick me into saying anything. Only I know the truth. You know you wanna trust this sweet innocent face. Really, nothing to see back there. Nothing at all…

Your pet becomes an expert at finding its own food!

The history of dog-athlon? Welllll, I suppose Dog-athlon got started when the first caveman held up a juicy bone and and threw it out for his pack to fight over it. Of course, back then a bone could feed fifty!

Nowadays? Things have certainly changed, but suffice it to say, the pampered pooches of today will run, jump, flip, swim, prance, and trot for a delicious, low-carb, high-protein, sugarless, gluten-free, all organic 100% USDA certified treats!

But, that don’t mean every competitor’s playing with the blood of legends in their veins. Last year, one of our greats nearly drowned in a vat of honey. Thank goodness that family of bears happened by. They licked that vat plum clean and the ol' dog finally got that bath he’d been avoiding!

Few years before that, one enthusiastic pup went after a frisbee and never stopped running. Legend says her fancy pants owner can still be heard calling for her down Rodeo Drive. Some of these competitors? Well, they’re pretty, I’ll give’em that.

Of course, then you get a few who are Day One naturals, born to win, by any means necessary. Yes, sirree, if you’re racing a natural, you best be on your tippy-toes, one eye open at all times. These kids got talent and if talent don’t get them the win, they ain’t opposed to a bit of creative strategizing, if you catch my drift.

Favorite food:

Mashed Potatoes and Gravy

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