Goose

Don’t be alarmed! Everyone just calm down! Everything is fine! Don’t go losing your head, I have everything under control! I am the goose in charge and I will be happy to direct everyone where they need to go! Someone has to be in charge, and it’s me, so snap it up and get in line, we’ve got things to do!

Put a little boogie on! Shake! Shake! Shake! (hums) Shake! Shake! Shake! Shake your groove thing! I got the moves, just like Mick! Dance with me, shake your tail feathers! Tap your foot in time! Time to Boogie! Boogie down!

Well, now will you look at these feathers? Glorious, aren't they? I spend hours grooming to make them fluffy and soft. Don't tell me you want to make a *gulp* down filled pillow? Er, um. No, these feathers aren't soft, not at all, just move along!

Your pet becomes an expert at finding its own food!

Birdsong is as old as time. Birds sing to announce their ownership of territory, to find a mate, or just for the joy of living. Of course they all sing completely different tunes, but all birds understand the nuances of other bird’s songs, even though they may sound entirely different.

There is a natural order of things. Little tweeting birds hear one another in the hedges; hawks scream in the skies; blackbirds warble across the fields. And they ignore other species.

But when the wrens first saw a microphone and realised they could make themselves heard by everybird everywhere, that changed all the rules. Suddenly it wasn’t good enough to have just the right song for your environment; you had to scream just to be heard over the wrens!

Peace could only be achieved by giving everybird a microphone, but only in designated places. Then with everybird having an equal chance to be heard, competitive interspecies birdsong began. And the fields and skies went back to the natural order of things.

Favorite food:

Strawberry

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