Blue Baby Rhino

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Take away his power cord! Ha! Ha! Ha! I bet you thought I was going to say “Credit Card”. Well, that’s true too, I would be lost without my card, I do love to shop. But more than than I love to tell jokes. What’s as big as a rhino but weighs nothing? His shadow! All I need now is a gig at the Comedy Cellar in grand New York City! I can close my eyes and see my name in lights, and hear the thundering applause of my audiences! Oh, wait, that’ mom coming to scold me again for not taking out the garbage… But one more before I do my chores! What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino? Eliphino! Get it? LOL! Ok, here’s mom, time to go!

I know, I know, you're supposed to stand for an ovation, but sitting here looking as cute as a button after my comedy set is all I can manage. Did you hear the loud guffaws? Giggles and chuckles? I think I may have really hit my stride!

After a long night of comedy clubs, a baby needs a nap! Telling jokes and making people laugh is a fun business, but oh my! The late nights are long and full of glam and glitter, but now *yawn* it's time to catch some zzzzz's.

Your pet becomes an expert at finding its own food!

The history of fencing dates back to when two pets were standing around looking for something to do when one spied a stick lying about and poked the other. Those wielding sticks soon learned that they paled by comparison to the natural grace of a glittery unicorn! The magical properties of unicorn horns give them an uncanny ability to fence!

Favorite food:

Basket Full of Blueberries

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