Little Green Life-Form
It’s an invasion, run and hide. Little green men are landing in PnF land.Find Food
Not quite. Yes we have visitors and yes they are green but they are not all men and they are not invading. Relax and I shall tell you a bit about what is going on.
In the depths of that vast cold place, we call Outerspace are pinpoints of light and bodies of rock and mineral that orbit those pinpoints of light. On one such floating body, many light-years away, there is the hustle and bustle of life-forms living their lives. This life has decided to visit Petland—as they have heard what a marvellous place it is—and see what makes all the different creatures get along so well and maybe just maybe make a new home or at least a place to visit from time to time.
This life is quite adorable to gaze upon—not scary, nor scaley. These green lifeforms have large eyes—I wonder if their homeworld does not have much light, as larger eyes aid in using what little light there is to see well. They also have ears that look like suction cups or sound-gathering devices. I bet their hearing is top-notch. They have two arms with hands that look able to do most anything, and they have two legs, so they don’t look too different from any life forms here in PnF land—I think they will fit right in.
Your pet becomes an expert at finding its own food!Weightlifting
Well, let’s face it, it’s a tale as old as time. Some badger boys were sitting around the hill one day, when a pretty little thang walked by and caught their eye.
“Do you lift?” she asked, batting her lashes, and the badger boys scrambled to answer, “Boy, do I!”, “You bet I lift.”, “I could bench three of you, little darlin’!”, proceeding
to strike their best poses.
After a demonstration of their skills, during which several boulders were lifted and dropped, a toe or two broken, the fair damsel cooed, “If you can lift more than me, I’ll let you catch my dinner.”
The game was on! The badger boys bumped chests, high-fived, snickered a bit, and eyed this pretty petal and wondered who would best her first.
In no time at all, the badger boys were beat, having lifted without much preparation, and panted on the ground at the sweet maid’s feet. Still, there was no way she was going to beat them! So, imagine their surprise when this bashful badger doll slowly cracked her back, her neck, and her knuckles, and demonstrated a dead lift that left the boys bamboozled!
“How’d you do it, doll?” they demanded to know.
“Patience,” she simpered, winking as she walked away, “persistence, and practice. You should try it some time.”
That was the day the competition was born.
Dulce de Leche
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