Little Green Garden Snake

Sssorry! I did not mean to ssstartle you. Please don’t run away. I was just over there on that cracked rock, sssunning myself. I have been watching you when you come out to play with your pets, and I thought to myself how I should introduce myself and maybe we could be friends.

Ahem, here I am, introducing myself to you. Thank you for not running away; it is hard being a sssnake. I am a harmless garden sssnake; I live over there, under that flower pot—please don’t take it away, or I will have to find a new home, and I am not sssure I can find a home as cozy as under that pot. I love to come out and sssunbathe when the sssun is ssshining, but I am a bit lonely. I can’t bite, and I don’t eat much. Do you think we can be friends?

Your pet becomes an expert at finding its own food!

Even with 18 sports already established in PnF, there were plenty of pets who just couldn’t hope to compete in any of them. Naturally that made them all feel very, VERY left out. So they held a meeting to work out what to do. Some said they wanted to compete with hula hoops, others wanted to fly kites, but no suggestion made had enough possible competitors to make it into a sport instead of a solo demonstration.

One of the pandas, who was really fed up, decided to vent her feelings. “This is unacceptable!” she said. “Incomprehensible! Insufferable!”

“Unsatisfactory!” rumbled a Yeti.

“Exceptionable!” scowled a starfish.

“Inconcssssssseivable!” added a garter snake.

Everyone looked at the snake.

“I heard it in a film,” he explained.

“With that many esses?” asked a hermit crab.

“Well that’s the way snakes spell it,” said the snake. “And it scores better with more esses in it.”

Then he had to explain about scoring in “Words with Pets”, and since everyone present seemed to be able to use long words to explain how bad it was that they had no sport to play, soon they were all playing “Words with Pets”.

Favorite food:

Sunny Side Up, Fried Egg

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