Panic! Chicken

Did you see them? Did you? Where did they go? MY EGGS!! They were hours of hard work? YOU! It was YOU who took them! Have you ever been pecked by a chicken? No? Well, get ready! Oh, wait! WAIT! There they are, heh, heh, heh! Silly me! I was looking in the wrong nest. Urgh, just keep moving! Nothing to see here!

Your pet becomes an expert at finding its own food!

Birdsong is as old as time. Birds sing to announce their ownership of territory, to find a mate, or just for the joy of living. Of course they all sing completely different tunes, but all birds understand the nuances of other bird’s songs, even though they may sound entirely different.

There is a natural order of things. Little tweeting birds hear one another in the hedges; hawks scream in the skies; blackbirds warble across the fields. And they ignore other species.

But when the wrens first saw a microphone and realised they could make themselves heard by everybird everywhere, that changed all the rules. Suddenly it wasn’t good enough to have just the right song for your environment; you had to scream just to be heard over the wrens!

Peace could only be achieved by giving everybird a microphone, but only in designated places. Then with everybird having an equal chance to be heard, competitive interspecies birdsong began. And the fields and skies went back to the natural order of things.

Favorite food:

Sack Of Rye

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