The day has been warm and this branch— I am told— leads to a delicious leaf. I hope the leaf is still there when I arrive. I know I am slow, but sometimes slow and steady is the best way to be. I don’t really have stress unless there is a bird nearby. I just turned around, and wow, I have come quite a distance already. What is that, 3 inches? Is that a record? I know I will reach that leaf very soon, and if I don’t, well, I carry my house with me, so I can try again in the morning.Find Food
Hey! What have we here? Could you move that snack a bit closer, please? It takes me ages to glide anywhere—not that I am complaining, but that snack sure looks tasty, and my snail tummy is growling a bit.
Have you ever slowed down when you are walking? It is astounding what you can see if you take the time. When I am out for a meander along the branches, I am pretty sure I can see the leaves growing. I know, right! Pretty amazing.
Oh no! Did you see that? I was zipping along with my eye on the prize—a tasty piece of fruit that had fallen onto the branch—and out of nowhere came this cheeky bird and scooped up the fruit. If I could growl, I am sure I would. Such audacity.
Now, where am I meant to go? Do you see any more fruit? You do! And it is on the same branch I am on, oh such happiness. I will make my way over there. I hope no more pesky birds come swooping down.
Your pet becomes an expert at finding its own food!Words with Pets
Even with 18 sports already established in PnF, there were plenty of pets who just couldn’t hope to compete in any of them. Naturally that made them all feel very, VERY left out. So they held a meeting to work out what to do. Some said they wanted to compete with hula hoops, others wanted to fly kites, but no suggestion made had enough possible competitors to make it into a sport instead of a solo demonstration.
One of the pandas, who was really fed up, decided to vent her feelings. “This is unacceptable!” she said. “Incomprehensible! Insufferable!”
“Unsatisfactory!” rumbled a Yeti.
“Exceptionable!” scowled a starfish.
“Inconcssssssseivable!” added a garter snake.
Everyone looked at the snake.
“I heard it in a film,” he explained.
“With that many esses?” asked a hermit crab.
“Well that’s the way snakes spell it,” said the snake. “And it scores better with more esses in it.”
Then he had to explain about scoring in “Words with Pets”, and since everyone present seemed to be able to use long words to explain how bad it was that they had no sport to play, soon they were all playing “Words with Pets”.
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