Banana Peel

Hehe, be careful where you step, I am slippery. Someone carelessly tossed me aside, and though I love a good laugh as much as any other fruit or vegetable I would not want to see somepet get hurt.

Whee! Look at me sailing through the air. I can fly, well I can fly if someone tosses me. I wonder if that was on purpose—you know—so I could see what it feels like to fly. Surely it was not because someone wanted to toss my slippery self on the ground? No one would do that, right?

While floating around one day, please don’t ask how I came to be floating; it is just another mystery in my life. I was thinking about life as a banana peel. I feel a bit empty at times as if something is missing. I don’t know what is missing, but I think there should be more to me. I will keep floating around and see if I can figure out what is missing.

Look at that! Look at those young banana peels jumping around, tossing themselves into the air. Harrumph! You would never catch me behaving in such a fashion. Oh no, we had decorum when I was a young banana peel. Look out, hey, watch it!

Your pet becomes an expert at finding its own food!

Even with 18 sports already established in PnF, there were plenty of pets who just couldn’t hope to compete in any of them. Naturally that made them all feel very, VERY left out. So they held a meeting to work out what to do. Some said they wanted to compete with hula hoops, others wanted to fly kites, but no suggestion made had enough possible competitors to make it into a sport instead of a solo demonstration.

One of the pandas, who was really fed up, decided to vent her feelings. “This is unacceptable!” she said. “Incomprehensible! Insufferable!”

“Unsatisfactory!” rumbled a Yeti.

“Exceptionable!” scowled a starfish.

“Inconcssssssseivable!” added a garter snake.

Everyone looked at the snake.

“I heard it in a film,” he explained.

“With that many esses?” asked a hermit crab.

“Well that’s the way snakes spell it,” said the snake. “And it scores better with more esses in it.”

Then he had to explain about scoring in “Words with Pets”, and since everyone present seemed to be able to use long words to explain how bad it was that they had no sport to play, soon they were all playing “Words with Pets”.

Favorite food:

Bananas

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