Yellow Lovable Labrador

Woof! Woof! I'm a labrador, cute and friendly and guaranteed to put a smile on your face. I love to chase sticks and balls, fetch newspapers, wag my tail so hard you think it's going to fall off, and eat anything I can find. Is that cake you've got there?

I love lying in the sun and chasing my tail. I chase bees and I don't understand why they fly away. Can't they see I'm friendly? I love tummy rubs and ear scratches, but most of all, I love games. Would you like to play fetch, tag, or toss that ball? I will fetch it back from anywhere!

The history of dog-athlon? Welllll, I suppose Dog-athlon got started when the first caveman held up a juicy bone and and threw it out for his pack to fight over it. Of course, back then a bone could feed fifty!

Nowadays? Things have certainly changed, but suffice it to say, the pampered pooches of today will run, jump, flip, swim, prance, and trot for a delicious, low-carb, high-protein, sugarless, gluten-free, all organic 100% USDA certified treats!

But, that don’t mean every competitor’s playing with the blood of legends in their veins. Last year, one of our greats nearly drowned in a vat of honey. Thank goodness that family of bears happened by. They licked that vat plum clean and the ol' dog finally got that bath he’d been avoiding!

Few years before that, one enthusiastic pup went after a frisbee and never stopped running. Legend says her fancy pants owner can still be heard calling for her down Rodeo Drive. Some of these competitors? Well, they’re pretty, I’ll give’em that.

Of course, then you get a few who are Day One naturals, born to win, by any means necessary. Yes, sirree, if you’re racing a natural, you best be on your tippy-toes, one eye open at all times. These kids got talent and if talent don’t get them the win, they ain’t opposed to a bit of creative strategizing, if you catch my drift.

Your pet becomes an expert at finding its own food!

Favorite food:

Bones 'n' Milk (Lite) Cereal

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