The Cutest Puppy Dog

Well, aren't you the luckiest everypet! To have ME under your tree! I promise to be good, you'll see! No puddles, no chewed slippers (er, unless you request a good chew for a new pair?) and all the love, snuggles and puppy kisses anypet wants!

Now that you have had some time to get to love me even more, do you think it is time we went for walkies out in the wide world? I want to explore and learn as many new things as I can. Sure, I don’t mind a leash.

The holidays are over and I sure had fun. There were so many new smells and bits of crinkly paper to play with. Now it is time for me to have some serious cuddle time with you. You can curl up in the chair by the fire and read your book and I will snuggle on your lap. Tomorrow, if the weather is nice we can go to the beach so I can learn even more new things.

Your pet becomes an expert at finding its own food!

The history of dog-athlon? Welllll, I suppose Dog-athlon got started when the first caveman held up a juicy bone and and threw it out for his pack to fight over it. Of course, back then a bone could feed fifty!

Nowadays? Things have certainly changed, but suffice it to say, the pampered pooches of today will run, jump, flip, swim, prance, and trot for a delicious, low-carb, high-protein, sugarless, gluten-free, all organic 100% USDA certified treats!

But, that don’t mean every competitor’s playing with the blood of legends in their veins. Last year, one of our greats nearly drowned in a vat of honey. Thank goodness that family of bears happened by. They licked that vat plum clean and the ol' dog finally got that bath he’d been avoiding!

Few years before that, one enthusiastic pup went after a frisbee and never stopped running. Legend says her fancy pants owner can still be heard calling for her down Rodeo Drive. Some of these competitors? Well, they’re pretty, I’ll give’em that.

Of course, then you get a few who are Day One naturals, born to win, by any means necessary. Yes, sirree, if you’re racing a natural, you best be on your tippy-toes, one eye open at all times. These kids got talent and if talent don’t get them the win, they ain’t opposed to a bit of creative strategizing, if you catch my drift.

Favorite food:

Choco Bones’n’Milk, Cereal With Bowl

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