Squooshie

What happens when a baby squooshie doesn’t get its fill of pretty rainbow peppers? It gets very … very … … … very irritable! Rawr! (Which may sound suspiciously like a ferocious squeaky beep! It’s seriously adorable, but don’t let them know we said so). Squooshies grow to ten times their normal thimble size when hangry (that’s hungry and angry, you know) and develop dagger like teeth and pointed antlers quite capable of poking you … but good! Quick, where are those peppers!?

Your pet becomes an expert at finding its own food!

Even with 18 sports already established in PnF, there were plenty of pets who just couldn’t hope to compete in any of them. Naturally that made them all feel very, VERY left out. So they held a meeting to work out what to do. Some said they wanted to compete with hula hoops, others wanted to fly kites, but no suggestion made had enough possible competitors to make it into a sport instead of a solo demonstration.

One of the pandas, who was really fed up, decided to vent her feelings. “This is unacceptable!” she said. “Incomprehensible! Insufferable!”

“Unsatisfactory!” rumbled a Yeti.

“Exceptionable!” scowled a starfish.

“Inconcssssssseivable!” added a garter snake.

Everyone looked at the snake.

“I heard it in a film,” he explained.

“With that many esses?” asked a hermit crab.

“Well that’s the way snakes spell it,” said the snake. “And it scores better with more esses in it.”

Then he had to explain about scoring in “Words with Pets”, and since everyone present seemed to be able to use long words to explain how bad it was that they had no sport to play, soon they were all playing “Words with Pets”.

Favorite food:

Red Battery

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