Little Pink Monster
I have heard that quite a lot of you have little monsters of your own. Will you please make me yours, too?
I was wandering in the woods when I suddenly realized that my blue cousin was gone! Apparently the smell of Hubert’s food was too much.
Me, I prefer the pinkberries that only grow… well, let's just say they grow pretty deep in the woods. I like other foods too (Mom says I'm a glutton - what's a glutton?) But pinkberries help me maintain my awesome complexion! Not to mention vitamin P for good monster eyesight… I had glasses once, but they kept falling off my eyestalks!
Still, there's always room for more tasty treats. What have you got? I'll gladly do some taste testing for you!
I need all the energy I can get to do my tricks, and keep up with my blue cousins. We have so much fun!
Your pet becomes an expert at finding its own food!Words with Pets
Even with 18 sports already established in PnF, there were plenty of pets who just couldn’t hope to compete in any of them. Naturally that made them all feel very, VERY left out. So they held a meeting to work out what to do. Some said they wanted to compete with hula hoops, others wanted to fly kites, but no suggestion made had enough possible competitors to make it into a sport instead of a solo demonstration.
One of the pandas, who was really fed up, decided to vent her feelings. “This is unacceptable!” she said. “Incomprehensible! Insufferable!”
“Unsatisfactory!” rumbled a Yeti.
“Exceptionable!” scowled a starfish.
“Inconcssssssseivable!” added a garter snake.
Everyone looked at the snake.
“I heard it in a film,” he explained.
“With that many esses?” asked a hermit crab.
“Well that’s the way snakes spell it,” said the snake. “And it scores better with more esses in it.”
Then he had to explain about scoring in “Words with Pets”, and since everyone present seemed to be able to use long words to explain how bad it was that they had no sport to play, soon they were all playing “Words with Pets”.
Purple Zombie Cake
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