HI! I'm Dillon Emmet Barker! I want to share the love story of the ages, my grandparents! Jack and his best buddy Fluke and the fun they had with getting my grandmother to say YES!
While swimming around, you met Rose.
Dillon Emmet Barker shook paws with Rose the Strawberry Milky Moo Cow. They both received one silver mole!
Rose gave you 1 "Teal Sea Glass Half Moon" size 10
Here's some great photos of them, during their dating years. They were quite the party goers and enjoyed traveling to new places and seeing new things.
While swimming around, you met Morri.
Dillon Emmet Barker shook paws with Morri the Arctic Feisty Fox. They both received one silver mole!
Grams got into the big scrapbooking craze, so there's lots of photos printed and mounted! Let me tell you their love story! Or better known as "How I Met Your Grandmother"
While swimming around, you met Bill.
Dillon Emmet Barker shook paws with Bill the Bashful Badger. They both received one silver mole!
"Hey! Jack! Look at this new PNFAP, it's called GO Fish! It's a dating AP, and pets post their photos and if you want to meet them, you swipe right on their photo, and if you aren't you flip them to the left. What do you think of this one?" "Well, Fluke, she's a hottie, but I think she'd have some trouble breathing under water".
While swimming around, you met Brown Bobby.
Dillon Emmet Barker shook paws with Brown Bobby the Brown Funky Monkey. They both received one silver mole!
Jack and Fluke had a knee slapping good time looking at profiles, and Jack saw one he thought might be "the one", and invited her to have coffee with him and she said yes. Jack, nervous about it all asked Fluke to be his "wingman", which may or may not have been a good idea, narrated Dillon Emmet Barker
While swimming around, you met Bindy.
Dillon Emmet Barker shook paws with Bindy the Brown Funky Monkey. They both received one silver mole!
However, when my Grams swum into that coffee shop, Grandpa said his heart was all twitterpated. I wasn't sure what that meant until the new girl at school sat next to me at lunch..", Dillon Emmet Barker continued the story.
While swimming around, you met lady ciganko.
Dillon Emmet Barker shook paws with lady ciganko the Yellow Lovable Labrador. They both received one silver mole!
lady ciganko and you found 5 "Seaweed, Blue" size 4.
Grandpa and Grandma had a pretty good time getting to know each other, talking about the weather, and some family connections, realizing that Grandpa's aunt Tilly and Grandma's cousin Sue were friends.
While swimming around, you met Moondancer.
Dillon Emmet Barker shook paws with Moondancer the Regal Andalusian Horse. They both received one silver mole!
"Well, Fluke, we can uninstall that PNFAP, she's the one! She's perfect in every way! Her eyes sparkled with the light of a thousand diamonds, and the way the water swirled around her fins...." Jack sighed with infatuation. "I'm glad it went so well, Jack! When will you see her again? Soon?"
While swimming around, you met Miss Mousse.
Dillon Emmet Barker shook paws with Miss Mousse the House Mouse. They both received one silver mole!
Fluke had a wonderful idea that Jack should try that move from that movie, where the guy stands under the girl's window with a Boom box, and serenades her. So of course Grandpa, wanting to be sure to impress Grandma, was happy to try anything! Dillon Emmet Barker continued the story.
While swimming around, you met Iolanthe.
Dillon Emmet Barker shook paws with Iolanthe the Tabby Cat. They both received one silver mole!
Iolanthe gave you 1 "Pink Sea Glass Triangle (Shark Fin)" size 10
"WELL, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU CAN'T CARRY A TUNE IN A BUCKET!" yelled Fluke, when Jack bolted to the ocean's surface to have a cry over the disaster of the idea. "She'll never see me again after that! *sob* *sob* She said I sounded like a lawn mower! I wasn't even sure what that was, but she showed me the video of one on TicketyTock, and *sob* *sob* she's right!" cried Jack, adding more salt to the ocean
While swimming around, you met Enterbeauty a name for this pet.
Dillon Emmet Barker shook paws with Enterbeauty a name for this pet the Green Beautiful Unicorn. They both received one silver mole!
Enterbeauty a name for this pet and you found 5 "Seaweed, Blue" size 4.
Grandma told us all later that Grandpa really didn't sound that bad, but that it wasn't good! LOL! So she decided that she would give Grandpa another date. Grandpa always listened to Fluke's dumb ideas, and Fluke dressed up as their waiter, so he could whisper advice to Grandpa on the date. But even Fluke missed the impending disaster that this date would be.... narrated Dillon Emmet Barker
While swimming around, you met Badger.
Dillon Emmet Barker shook paws with Badger the Bashful Badger. They both received one silver mole!
OH NO! WHAT DID WE DO?, both Jack and Fluke were sobbing, dinner was a disaster! Fluke wasn't paying attention when Jack ordered dinner, which unfortunately, turned out to be a distant cousin to the love of his life! Do you think she'll ever forgive me? Oh FLUKE, what am I going to do? She's stolen my heart!
While swimming around, you met Mandy.
Dillon Emmet Barker shook paws with Mandy the Brown Funky Monkey. They both received one silver mole!
Mandy and you found 5 "Tubular Sponge, Pink" size 4.
Dillon Emmet Barker continued the story, "For some reason, Grandma said it was an honest mistake and that she would be delighted to go out again with Jack, much to his surprise and delight! So Grandpa, and Fluke thought going to the PNF world champion water polo game might be fun, and you know what, it was!"
While swimming around, you met Candee.
Dillon Emmet Barker shook paws with Candee the Kissy Fish. They both received one silver mole!
Jack, that was finally a great date! I'm so happy for you! cried Fluke after and Jack was just as excited, he had a really good feeling about how things were shaping up!
While swimming around, you met lily monet.
Dillon Emmet Barker shook paws with lily monet the Majestic Monarch Butterfly. They both received one silver mole!
lily monet and you found 5 "Seaweed, Blue" size 4.
Dillon Emmet Barker said things went well for a while, so Grandpa decided to invite Grandma home for a meal he cooked. After setting the lighting, and struggling to find the right music mix on his PTunes, Grandpa was pretty happy! That is, until Grandma sat down on the sofa only to find crumbs in the cushions, and a dirty sock stuck to her pants! Grandpa always said that his bachelor's pad was always a disaster, up to that day!
While swimming around, you met Choose a name.
Dillon Emmet Barker shook paws with Choose a name the Tabby Cat. They both received one silver mole!
Choose a name gave you 1 "Teal Sea Glass Circle" size 10
UGH, cried Jack, Why didn't I clean the house? Fluke, why didn't you tell me? Well, Jack, I've never cleaned my apartment, why would I think you needed to clean yours?.
While swimming around, you met Firefly.
Dillon Emmet Barker shook paws with Firefly the Green Rapid Dragonfly. They both received one silver mole!
Well, Grandpa thought Grandma might have been too grossed out by how poor his housekeeping skills were, but Grandma confessed many, many years later that her skills were lacking as well! They continued to go out, and Grandpa and Fluke, always in tow, went to see the new blockbuster. Dillon Emmet Barker related the story.
While swimming around, you met Lady.
Dillon Emmet Barker shook paws with Lady the Black Lovable Labrador. They both received one silver mole!
Grandma was getting a little tired of Grandpa always bringing his best friend Fluke on every date, so the two friends plotted ahead of time to figure out a date for the two of them, and Grandpa's confidence level was enough to see it through without input from Fluke.
While swimming around, you met Peridot.
Dillon Emmet Barker shook paws with Peridot the Green Rapid Dragonfly. They both received one silver mole!
Grandpa decided that he'd had enough of Fluke's advice, and went out on his own, and emptying his special seaweed plucking savings account, went to Tuffiny's and picked out the biggest, shiniest, sparkliest ring he could find. Grandpa always said that he was as nervous as a fish in a shark tank, asking Grandma the big question!
While swimming around, you met Ted.
Dillon Emmet Barker shook paws with Ted the Dark Chocolate Bear. They both received one silver mole!
Grandma didn't want a long engagement, and Fluke as the best man, gave the greatest toast: "May your heart be warm and happy with the lilt of loud laughter every day in every way, and forever and ever after."
While swimming around, you met maddie moo.
Dillon Emmet Barker shook paws with maddie moo the Strawberry Milky Moo Cow. They both received one silver mole!
maddie moo gave you 1 "Zen Lavender Axolotl" FULL SIZE
Through all the years of love, laughter, burned up meals (Grandma never confessed until after their marriage she couldn't boil water, let alone cook!), kids, pets and life in general, they made it through it all, these "kids" have enjoyed 35 years together! Grandma did finally learn one special dish, have one for yourself! What? OH, Grandma's name? Why, Diane! Just like the song, Jack and Diane! Dillon Emmet Barker has completed the quest! Please select another pet as visitor, so it can also take part!
While swimming around, you met Dominion.
Dillon Emmet Barker shook paws with Dominion the Brown Lovable Labrador. They both received one silver mole!
Dominion gave you 1 "Twosday Special (22222 FnC)" FULL SIZE