Dancing Queen went to visit N2P2C2 to ask about a problem with PnF software. But to her horror, the robot's house was full of bugs. BUGS! The thing N2P2C2 most hates!
"I feel outmoded," said N2P2C2. "I must either get an upgrade, or the developers will leave me to rust in pieces."
"Don't you mean 'rest in peace'?" asked Dancing Queen.
"I meant what I said," the robot replied.
Dancing Queen thought for a bit, then said, "follow me, I've got an idea!"
While following the magic beans, you met Nutsy Mouse.
Dancing Queen shook paws with Nutsy Mouse the Caffiend Clean Mouse. They both received one silver mole!
Nutsy Mouse gave you 1 "Short Haired Guinea Pig Begging" size 7
"I found this trail of magic beans earlier today," said Dancing Queen. "Magic beans must lead to somewhere magical, where someone can conjure you an upgrade!"
"Does not compute," replied N2P2C2.
"Have you got any better options?" asked Dancing Queen. The lights on N2P2C2's body flickered furiously, but he made no reply. "Then I guess you'd better follow me!" said Dancing Queen.
While following the magic beans, you met LoyaLloyd.
Dancing Queen shook paws with LoyaLloyd the Black Great Dane. They both received one silver mole!
LoyaLloyd gave you 2 "Purple Marble (Magic Bean)" size 7
The trail continued over the horizon in both directions. "My randomiser says we should go left," said N2P2C2.
"My left or your left?" asked Dancing Queen, turning to face the robot.
N2P2C2 bleeped again. "The randomiser says 'your left'."
Dancing Queen was about to set out, then paused. "My left before or after I turned round?" she asked. N2P2C2 decided it was better to move than get Dancing Queen even more confused, so he set off, and soon they were in a truly weird landscape neither of them had ever seen before.
While following the magic beans, you met DAISY.
Dancing Queen shook paws with DAISY the Strawberry Milky Moo Cow. They both received one silver mole!
DAISY and you found 5 "Green Beanstalk Branch" size 4.
Eventually the trail led to a beach, where they found Billy. "I've been invited to the Oscars!" he said excitedly. Then he stopped prancing and looked crestfallen. "The trouble is, I don't know the way."
"Are the Oscars magical?" asked Dancing Queen. "Kinda," said Billy. "Then follow us!" said Dancing Queen. "The magic beans know the way!"
While following the magic beans, you met b-rok.
Dancing Queen shook paws with b-rok the Dauntless Dolphin. They both received one silver mole!
b-rok gave you 1 "Short Haired Guinea Pig Begging" size 7
Dancing Queen, N2P2C2 and Billy followed the beans. "Did you try any other routes to the Oscars first?" N2P2C2 asked Billy.
"When I was spawned, Mother said all you had to do to get to big events was follow the crowd, so I did," Billy replied. "But I ended up in Walmart, so I went home."
"There are some very big webs over there," said Dancing Queen. "And the beans are headed that way."
While following the magic beans, you met Heleena.
Dancing Queen shook paws with Heleena the Fox’Maid (Ariilina) . They both received one silver mole!
It was no great surprise to find Boris lurking in the giant webs, but he found them just as daunting as everyone else did. "I don't know where these came from," said Boris. "They seem to go right round the world. I would love to follow them wherever they lead, but I am too small. I keep dropping through the gaps. I wish I was bigger, then it would be easy."
"Come with us!" said Billy. "There's magic at the end of the bean trail!"
While following the magic beans, you met Raju.
Dancing Queen shook paws with Raju the Snow Leopard. They both received one silver mole!
The landscape became more pleasant. The group met some other travellers coming the other way.
"Lion - scarecrow - robot - girl - dog," said N2P2C2. "Does not compute."
"Try 'tin man'," said Dancing Queen.
The other group was also looking for magical help. The two groups agreed to carry on in the same direction. Surely one group would find something at the end of the trail of beans!
While following the magic beans, you met Hansi (Icky Bird Who Can't Fly).
Dancing Queen shook paws with Hansi (Icky Bird Who Can't Fly) the Playful Penguin. They both received one silver mole!
Hansi (Icky Bird Who Can't Fly) and you found 2 GOLDEN MOLES!
The journey would have been more fun if Billy had not been so darned excited. "A starfish at the Oscars!" he said. "Stars and starfish are natural companions!"
"Have you thought of living in the sky?" asked Boris.
While following the magic beans, you met Foxy.
Dancing Queen shook paws with Foxy the Arctic Feisty Fox. They both received one silver mole!
Before they could leave, a badger arrived. "Looking for magic?" he asked. "You must be barmy. Sky Trolls live at the top of that beanstalk. You won't last fifteen minutes if you go up there."
"My 15 minutes of fame!" shouted Billy. He began to climb the beanstalk as fast as he could.
While following the magic beans, you met Chevy.
Dancing Queen shook paws with Chevy the Grey Playful Kitten. They both received one silver mole!
At the top of the beanstalk they met a fox'maid. She frowned. "I am the Good Witch. I was expecting a group led by a girl with a dog," she said.
"Where are the Sky Trolls?" asked Dancing Queen, who wanted to avoid them.
"On the far side of this cloud," replied the Good Witch. Before Dancing Queen could stop them, Billy, Boris and N2P2C2 had set out as fast as they could.
While following the magic beans, you met Chance.
Dancing Queen shook paws with Chance the Panda Cub. They both received one silver mole!
The cloud was very slippery and coloured by the sunlight. "Follow the yellow slick road!", shouted Billy, who was clearly losing it.
"Castle ahead. SKY TROLLS. Hello? Are none of you scared?" shouted Dancing Queen. But the others were determined to reach the castle. Dancing Queen went with them. "You need people of intelligence on this sort of Mission ... Quest ... Thing!” she puffed, struggling to keep up.
While following the magic beans, you met Pinky Tuscadero.
Dancing Queen shook paws with Pinky Tuscadero the Strawberry Milky Moo Cow. They both received one silver mole!
Running from the goose, they lost their way. The next thing they knew, they ran into a witch cat with a lot of food. "Aren't you the Wicked Witch of the West?" asked Dancing Queen. "No, I work for GrubHub," she said. "I was able to fly all this food up here, but now I'm knackered. If you help me deliver it to the castle, you can have my tip."
While following the magic beans, you met Innes.
Dancing Queen shook paws with Innes the Green Beautiful Unicorn. They both received one silver mole!
"I have travelled far to get magical help," said Billy. "No can do," said the Troll. "I want magic too," said Boris, turning to the witch. "Well don't look at me," she said. "I've got food to deliver." "You have a wand. Does not compute that you cannot do magic," scowled N2P2C2.
"Now you're talking!" said the Troll. "I don't do 'magic'. I can only grant three wishes, no more, no less!"
While following the magic beans, you met Choose a name.
Dancing Queen shook paws with Choose a name the Tabby Cat. They both received one silver mole!
Choose a name and you found 5 "Stardust Wand" size 4.
"I was invited to the Oscars, but I couldn't find the way when I followed the crowd", said Billy. "Nobody watches them any more, that's why," said the troll. "Think again."
"Then I want to be a star instead of a starfish!" said Billy.
"Easy," said the Troll, and turned Billy into a sloth. "There's lots of jobs for sloths in Hollywood these days. Go and talk to my two guests about it."
While following the magic beans, you met Fidelis.
Dancing Queen shook paws with Fidelis the Black Feisty Fox. They both received one silver mole!
Outside the castle was an ENORMOUS Sky Troll. The witch cat was scared to death and flew away at once to deliver ice cream to eskimos.
"Will you be looking after the baby?" asked Dancing Queen, trembling.
"No, I AM the baby," explained the Troll. "When daddy gets smaller, I get bigger. Now I get the wand. I need to shrink! It will be years before I grant enough wishes to get inside the castle again. Would you like to stay here and take care of daddy?"
Dancing Queen had to admit this was a better home than any she had lived in before. So she agreed.
While following the magic beans, you met Sebastian.
Dancing Queen shook paws with Sebastian the Bashful Badger. They both received one silver mole!
Billy, Boris and N2P2C2 left, their hearts at ease.
"Where did that witch cat go?" asked the Troll. "She's gone without her tip."
"She said we could have it for helping her," said Dancing Queen.
"Well you're the only one here who has made nothing out of this adventure, so I'll give it to you," said the Troll. Dancing Queen had to jump about to dodge the rain of gold coins that the Troll dropped from far above her head! Dancing Queen has completed the quest! Please select another pet as visitor, so it can also take part!
While following the magic beans, you met Fflam.
Dancing Queen shook paws with Fflam the Welsh dragon. They both received one silver mole!
Dancing Queen has completed the quest of
