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Episode 1: Scary Night
Bob, the scaly monster, is the last of his kind. He makes a living carving decorative pumpkins. Each year he makes a delivery to his biggest customer, Doctor Pawshake, who lives in 'Castle Pawshake'. Pawshake has rented the castle for decades. In this remote location, he can perform his 'scientific' experiments without scaring everyone else to death. He has few visitors, and every time Bob visits him, he wishes he did not have to be one of them! Worst of all, he is running late, and arrives during what looks like being a very scary night.

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Episode 2: The Pumpkin Collector
Bob is scared of Pawshake's thunder hound, but he knows how to cover fear; look scary yourself. Bob spends half his life frightened of something or another, but nobody ever notices because they can't tell between a scared monster and a scary monster.

Doctor Pawshake admires Bob's offerings and says he would like to buy all of them. But unfortunately his landlord, Skeezle, has raised the rent, and he has nothing left to pay Bob with.

"What would you accept in payment instead of sweets?" asked Pawshake.

"Nothing you can give me," replied Bob. He only understood payment in sweets.

"Try me," said Pawshake.

Bob looked embarrassed. "I am the last of my kind. I desperately want a wife to live my life with me, but you can't get me what doesn't exist."

Pawshake stroked his chin, then stroked his thunder hound. "I can provide you with a living bride if you can bring me suitable parts from which she might be made."

Bob was at once terrified and strangely excited. This seemed wrong - but this might be the only way he could ever be happy. “But there aren’t any parts in these parts,” he said. “You can’t get parts for parts sake. I would have to scour the whole Forest of Bob to find parts of former Bobs.”

“Were you all called Bob?” asked Pawshake, patting the head of his thunder hound as he asked.

“Well, there was my dad Bob, and my mom Bob, and my father’s brother was Bob, and if any of their ancestors had different names, I never knew.”

“And where is the Forest of Bob?” asked Pawshake. “There aren’t many trees around here.”

“Oh, pretty much everywhere,” replied Bob. “We chopped down most of the trees to grow pumpkins, but all of us lived in what used to be the Forest of Bob when it had trees in it.”

If Bob had owed Pawshake rather than the other way round, Bob would have been out of the door by now, but Pawshake needed a plan. “To redeem my debt,” he said, “I will make you a bride if you can find me the parts. I suggest you put together a team, give them some reason to help you, and bring the parts back to me.”

“I could only pay them in sweets,” said Bob. “But what if you can’t make me a bride?”

“Then I will give you back one pumpkin and you can try again,” said Pawshake.

Bob didn’t think Pawshake could do it, but he had nothing to lose but sweets. “And I’m down to my last million sweets,” he moaned to himself as he left the castle.

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Episode 3: Team Bob!
Bob and Guiscard check the to-do list, only to discover that they are running out of time to canvas the neighborhood for the annual Bob Body Part Drive. Bob hopes that he can convince the others to help him find what he needs by handing out gobs of sweets.

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Episode 4: Team Bob on the Move!
While searching the Forest of Bob for parts of former Bobs, Guiscard and the team come across a sentient monster eating tree. Fortunately the sentient monster eating tree's eyes are light sensitive, so Bob averts potential disaster by shining his torch into its eyes while the team escapes!

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Episode 5: Team Bob Makes a Find!
Calamity! Even though it's not, the body part Guiscard and the group has found looks startling like a Bob part, but after taking a taste of the part, Bob thinks that it just might work. Aye-Aye is a little disgusted that Bob would put that thing in his mouth, and Guiscard might have thrown up a little after watching. But the collection of parts is getting bigger!

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Episode 6: The Call of Cthulwho!
Guiscard and the team were searching the cave riddled limestone ridge in the Forest of Bob when the Cthulwho landed outside their cave! The Cthulwho called out for Bob. But, in fear of their very lives, Guiscard and Bob took off at blistering speed, running straight down the rocky escarpment to escape from the Cthulwho!

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Episode 7: Team Bob on the Move!
On their way through the Forest of Bob, Guiscard and the team hitch a lift on the market train, piling in on top of this week's produce. However, Teal Bug takes his life in his own hands when he endeavours to prevent Bob from eating all of the fresh produce they are travelling with!

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Episode 8: Team Bob Makes a Find!
Scaling new heights in the highest reaches of the forest of Bob, Guiscard and the crew are suffering under the thin air. But Bob is quite used to the altitude and is happy to help carry his friends. Daft Green Spider is excited to not only find future wife parts, but to see some long lost relatives and catch up on the family gossip!

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Episode 9: Team Bob Makes a Find!
In an old treasure chest hidden away in a secret tidal cave, Guiscard and the team find a pirates' cache of gruesome body parts...although none appear to be the body parts of former Bobs... Even if Dr Pawshake can make a bride for Bob from parts of other monster species, Bob would not expect such a creation to be especially hale or hearty!

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Episode 10: Team Bob Makes a Find!
When Guiscard and the team find one of Holey Moley's abandoned burrows in the Forest of Bob, they immediately begin excavating, because they know how much Holey Moley likes to borrow things that don't strictly belong to him... And, finding Holey Moley's secret cache of body parts, they take a leaf from Holey Moley's book, and borrow his wheel barrow to transport them back to Dr Pawshake, much to Aye-Aye's amusement!

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Episode 11: Team Bob Makes a Find!
Prison Break! Guiscard remembers those scary few days of lock up...but that's a different story for a different day. Bob thinks that there actually might be Bob parts buried at the jail, because sometimes dark, strange things happen in prisons. The group is a little grossed out, these parts have been fermenting under ground, where the worms have been crawling in and out of them for some time. But every part they collect is one more to creating the Bob wife!

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Episode 12: Team Bob Makes a Find!
While Teal Bug and Guiscard supervise, Bob and Aye-Aye come up with a creative way to gather dangling body parts. Which one of these parts can be converted to Bob's wife? Only Dr. Pawshake can tell, so there's no leaving any behind! Bob needs a mate!

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Episode 13: Team Bob Makes a Find!
Already weary of their search for the body parts of former Bobs, Guiscard and the team visit the cold centre of the Forest of Bob, which is also known as the dead centre! Here, they unsuccessfully attempt to recruit Puddle, Purp and Sir W, who are hiding in the ruins of the old castle behind them nattering away to Guiscard, while Bob and the rest of the team harness a few more body parts.

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Episode 14: The Call of Cthulwho!
While searching for body parts in the ruins of Bob City in the Forest of Bob, Guiscard and the team hide in an alleyway to avoid a Cthulwho who is wandering through the alleys calling out for Bob. When Guiscard asks why they are hiding and what the Cthulwho wants, Bob informs the team that Cthulwhos are probably responsible for eating most of the monsters of Bob's race, accounting for how few remaining Bobs there are in PnF!.

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Episode 15: The Call of Cthulwho!
Guiscard and the team thought the abandoned cave in the Forest of Bob a logical place to find parts of Bobs. And indeed it was! So logical, in fact, that the Cthulwho surprised them there, forcing them to duck for cover to avoid being caught! The Cthulwho shouted out for Bob, wanting who knows what? But Bob remained hiding, together with Guiscard and the team! What does this wizened old villain want with Bob? No pet seems to know. Perhaps this is because no pet is brave enough to face the Cthulwho?

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Episode 16: Team Bob Makes a Find!
Neither rain, nor sleet nor dark of a cave with poisonous air can deter Bob and the crew from wandering everywhere in the forest of Bob for parts! Guiscard is pretty sure that helmet is leaking tough, and a sea horse just wafted by being chased by a jellyfish...or maybe it was a few too many sweets?

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Episode 17: Team Bob on the Move!
While searching for body parts, Guiscard and the team chance upon a box of inflatable pool toys. As Guiscard is full of hot air, they are nominated to blow up the toys, but the rest of the team floats away while Guiscard is still trying to get enough breath back to blow up their own toy!

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Episode 18: Team Bob Makes a Find!
As night falls in the Forest of Bob, Bob finds a gruesome green arm. Bob examines it closely, wondering if Dr Pawshake can use the body parts of other species of monsters to make a bride for him? "Hey Bob", shouts Guiscard, "there is also a mouldy old mauve leg leaning against that tree over there!"

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Episode 19: Return to Castle Pawshake
While traveling the steep and winding road to Castle Pawshake, Bob clutches his extra Bob parts for the experiment, but there are nefarious things afoot in the woods! EEEERIE fog seeps over the land, scaring Bob when he thinks he sees Aye-Aye's head floating above the grave yard! Daft Green Spider's hair has been standing on end, the electrical currents zapping in the air....... and the pumpkins in the patch are twitching! Bob is determined that no matter how scared he is, he will make to the top of Castle Pawshake, HE WILL!

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Episode 20: The parts are laid out.
Guiscard takes in all the strange attic holds, watching as the Bob parts on the table begin to wiggle and jiggle, feeling the bile rise in the back of the throat, and begins to wonder if all those sweets were worth it. In a strangely sick and twisted way, Guiscard thinks that maybe this is where the expression heads will roll came from.

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Episode 21: Dr Finkensen, I presume?
It's ALIVE! What have we done? Dr Rat Finkensen has created a new realm of existence, and Guiscard isn't sure this is something to be a part of any more. Crazy amounts of electrical currents zipping around the room, and body parts animating on the table! Oh the CALAMITY! Bob and Dr Rat Finkensen are the only ones in the midst of the melee that appear excited!

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Episode 22: Finkensen's Monster!
As the lightening disperses, the body parts transform into Rat Finkensen's latest monster! Oh my, could this wicked experimentation account for the rows of fresh graves in the field below? Guiscard and the team flee the room, mortified, with Bob vowing never to marry this roly-poly purple monster! But, in their wake, Rat Finkensen transforms back into the gentle Dr Pawshake, who quietly sleeps off the effects of his taxing transformation...

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Episode 23: Pawshake redeems a pumpkin
When Pawshake awakes, Bob reminds the good doctor that he cannot marry a different species of monster, only another Bob! Fortunately, Guiscard volunteers to foster the adorable little monster! As promised, Pawshake also returns a pumpkin to Bob, and agrees to keep trying to make a bride for Bob, if the team can provide more body parts? Hoping that Guiscard will forget how many sweets he already owes them, Bob gives Guiscard the coveted purple pumpkin!

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Episode 24: The madness
All the world is queer save thee and me, and even thou art a little queer! For as Guiscard stumbles blindly home, clinging desperately to what remains of their sanity, you sit there imagining you see monsters and ghosts and golden moles? What's this? Guiscard talking to themself and answering themself too? No matter! It's time for Guiscard to return to their Petspage and send another Pet out on this mad Quest!!!