Episode 1/22

@ Serene Expanse
Hammy-Screech begins his tour of "London" by downloading a map of specially chosen locations!
Map of England, London and East
The pets enjoy a tranquil Hertfordshire landscape before moving south towards London. They see the Royal Botanic Gardens at Kew and then move on to central London to visit iconic sights. Mind the Gap—they take a trip on the Tube to Baker Street, home of the legendary Sherlock Holmes! They see a typical London pub and see some friendly bobbies guarding the Palace. The pets will then head east to visit a football ground and the scene of a yearly pop festival before finishing the tour in the tranquil surroundings of a mediaeval cathedral city.
Serene Expanse
Our pets began their London excursion by first enjoying the calming vista of Hexton, a small village outside of the bustling city. Being here on the way to the royal city is like taking a deep breath of fresh air before plunging into all of the sights and sounds they are about to experience.

Episode 2/22

@ Not An Ugly Duckling
"Did you know the London Underground has its own corporate font, Blossom?" asked Hammy-Screech.
"What's it called, Blossom?"
"Johnston, after its designer. All the enamel Tube names and signage is in the same font. It was also licensed for use for the hospital signage in House."
Not An Ugly Duckling
Another stop before entering the royal city is at the Royal Botanic Gardens in Kew. While this beautiful swan is peaceful to look at, one can hear the sounds of the city not too far away.

Episode 3/22

@ Palace Police
"Cor, I thought for a moment somepet had half-inched my last Lady Godiva!" declared Hammy-Screech.
"Done what?" enquired Moo.
"Pinched my last fiver," translated Hammy-Screech.
Palace Police
One can't be in the royal city of London and not visit the Royal Palace. Unlike the palace guard, these "bobbies" are smiling and don't carry guns. The presence of security helps our pets feel secure.

Episode 4/22

@ Time for a Parade
"Let's practise our Cockney rhyming slang, Graham!" said Hammy-Screech. "So that human over there is wearing a whistle, a Peckham Rye, almond rocks, a titfer, ones and twos, his round the houses are held up with Ascot Races, but he has no tomfoolery."
"Do you mean the human hailing a sherbet?" enquired Graham innocently.
Time for a Parade
Our pets are just in time for a parade of the Horse Guards down the Mall. What a sight of pageantry along with the mighty sounds of many hooves. [Horse Guards riding down Mall, near Victoria Monument]

Episode 5/22

@ Totally Tourists
"Let's practise our Cockney rhyming slang, Puffy named by Stella!" said Hammy-Screech. "So that human over there is wearing a whistle, a Peckham Rye, almond rocks, a titfer, ones and twos, his round the houses are held up with Ascot Races, but he has no tomfoolery."
"Do you mean the human hailing a sherbet?" enquired Puffy named by Stella innocently.
Totally Tourists
Our pets know all of the places to see while in London, including Westminster Bridge and Big Ben! They decide to wait until the clock hands reach the top of the hour to hear the loud resonating chimes.

Episode 6/22

@ Sunset Over a Palace
"How's it going, me old China?" enquired Hammy-Screech on meeting Foxy.
"What did you call me, Hammy-Screech?" asked Foxy cautiously.
"It's rhyming slang, Foxy! China = China plate = mate!"
Sunset Over a Palace
Our pets have spent the day seeing lots of sights, and are now treated to the sight of the Palace of Westminster silhouetted against the evening sun.

Episode 7/22

@ An Evening Experience
"Perhaps we'll see where the Canaries play, Mrs. Dylan," remarked Hammy-Screech with a quizzical grin.
"I'm not falling for that again!" said Mrs. Dylan. "It's where a football team plays, right?"
"Correct! Norwich is in the 2nd division of the thingamijig. And they're called 'Canaries' not because their kit is yellow, but because the area was once famous for breeding canaries."
An Evening Experience
Our pets are hungry and a bit weary, and so they make their way to the famous Coach and Horses Pub. Established in 1744, it boasts being true "pub-keeping" as it serves fine ales and true pub food in a setting that takes you back in time. Truly a great place to unwind for our pets after a busy day!

Episode 8/22

@ In the Tube
"How's it going, me old China?" enquired Hammy-Screech on meeting Morenth.
"What did you call me, Hammy-Screech?" asked Morenth cautiously.
"It's rhyming slang, Morenth! China = China plate = mate!"
In the Tube
The next day our pets are off again on a day of touring London, starting with using "the tube" (Americans call it the subway) to get to their first destination. This "tube" station is located under Baker Street, where the famous Sherlock Holmes resided just above!

Episode 9/22

@ From the Tube to the Tower
“Ooh, it's just starting to get a bit cold, Hammy-Screech!” said Foxie. “Can you hold my itinerary while I dig out my gilet?"
Hammy-Screech good-naturedly took charge of Foxie's possessions while she emptied her rucksack of sandwiches wrapped in greaseproof paper, a Thermos flask, a pair of galoshes, a bag of wine gums, a paperback novel, a bottle of mineral water, an address book, some postage stamps, an assortment of different coloured biros, a bottle opener, a couple of old train tickets, a reel of thread, a handful of golden and silver moles, a door key, some shopping receipts, a screwdriver, a bottle of multivitamins, a lottery ticket and a selection of rather battered sachets of salt, sugar and tomato ketchup before locating the gilet right at the bottom. This she donned and then Hammy-Screech helped her put everything back in her rucksack.

From the Tube to the Tower
Our pets next make their way to Tower Bridge, the largest and most sophisticated bascule (seesaw) bridge ever completed, built in the late 1800s and opened by the Prince and Princess of Wales in 1894. A walkway stretching between the two towers above the road, not only flies both the Union and England flags, but at one time, had the Olympic rings suspended from it as well!

Episode 10/22

@ Infamous Tower
“Pass me the binoculars, Hammy-Screech!” said Esmeralda. "I think that's a sparrowhawk just taking off over there!"
Infamous Tower
Our pets next find themselves at the infamous Tower of London, which has served as a fortress, a palace and a prison. It has also been home to the Royal Mint, the Royal Armouries and even a zoo! Its history dates back to the 1070s and William the Conqueror. Here the Crown Jewels are protected, while millions of tourists, including our pet friends, hear of traditions, ghost stories, and terrible tales of torture and execution.

Episode 11/22

@ The Bell Tolls
"How's it going, me old China?" enquired Hammy-Screech on meeting Spearmint.
"What did you call me, Hammy-Screech?" asked Spearmint cautiously.
"It's rhyming slang, Spearmint! China = China plate = mate!"
The Bell Tolls
Our pets make their way back towards Big Ben and Westminster Bridge as a storm approach and night falls. It has been a long but enjoyable day!

Episode 12/22

@ Need a Lift?
"I love this gift shop! I'm going to buy this souvenir," declared Pricilla. "Hey, Hammy-Screech, can you lend me a few silver moles in case I'm a bit short?"
"Sorry, I'm boracic," said Hammy-Screech, then burst out laughing. "It's more rhyming slang, Pricilla. 'Boracic' is short for 'boracic lint' and means 'skint'."
Need a Lift?
Our pets catch a lift with one of London's black cabs, whose drivers go through extensive training, called "doing the knowledge" before they are licensed to drive these "hackney carriages."

Episode 13/22

@ A Different Kind of Subway
"Did you see the Baked Bean when we went past the Palace, Hammy-Screech?" asked Eric.
"Isn't that a tad disrespectful, Eric?" queried Hammy-Screech.
"Hey, Her Majesty has a sense of humour. We're hardly likely to be hauled off to the Tower of London!"
A Different Kind of Subway
The pets then make their way on foot and find a subway - only it's not the American kind of subway, and we know the London-kind is called a tube. So what is this subway? Like so many unique British terms, this means a pedestrian underpass - one that goes beneath a road!

Episode 14/22

@ A River View
“If there's time at the end when we get back to our accommodation, I might do some initial sketches of this for a watercolour painting," Choose a name said, offering Hammy-Screech a wine gum from the bag and then unwrapping one for herself.
“That sounds like a good plan, Choose a name!" said Hammy-Screech.
A River View
From walking under the road to catching a bird's eye view of the River Thames with a number of its bridges, our pets have had some amazing experiences today!

Episode 15/22

@ London Rain
"Hello, Raena, where have you been?" asked Hammy-Screech.
"I've been stocking up on sweets at the newsagent's over there," said Raena. "I've got licorice allsorts, Pontefract cakes, jelly babies, sherbet dabs, pear drops, Crunchies, Double Deckers and wine gums!"
London Rain
After a good night's sleep, our pets awaken to another one of London's "sights and sounds" - that of the seemingly ever-present rain! They were able to catch this view on an enclosed double-decker bus!

Episode 16/22

@ Colorful Sight
"Cor, I thought for a moment somepet had half-inched my last Lady Godiva!" declared Hammy-Screech.
"Done what?" enquired BUZZ.
"Pinched my last fiver," translated Hammy-Screech.
Colorful Sight
As our pets begin to leave the streets of London for its outskirts, they catch sight of a colorful "pet" whom they say looked very friendly - but alas, it was one of a number of pieces of street art they have seen in their three days in London.

Episode 17/22

@ Ancient Stones
Patches was studying the itinerary. "What's Norwich most famous for, Hammy-Screech?" she asked.
"It's actually most famous for its mustard, Patches! Colman's Mustard has been produced there for over 200 years. They grow the mustard seeds there and everything."
"A strange thing to be famous for, Hammy-Screech!" remarked Patches.
Ancient Stones
One's tour of London and its surrounding areas wouldn't be complete without seeing ancient stones that make up very aged castles.This one is Hadleigh Castle, first begun in 1215, and once a favorite residence of the aging King Edward III during its refortification during the 100 Years War. Our pets are delighted to tour this towering piece of history that overlooks the Essex Marshes.

Episode 18/22

@ Sporting About
"Hey, I bought a cone of soft ice cream from a kiosk earlier and it came out of the machine in stripes of red, white and blue!" said Hammy-Screech.
"I expect you paid double the price for that patriotic effect," said Pookey darkly.
"Oh well, we're on holiday, Hammy-Screech!"
Sporting About
Our pets discover where the Ipswich Football Club practices and plays, where else but in Ipswich! However, their "football" isn't American football, but what the Yanks call "soccer!" Our pets get to have fun kicking back by kicking about this round "football!"

Episode 19/22

@ Enjoying A Bit of Latitude
"What's the next stop, Beatrice?" asked Hammy-Screech.
"Hang about, I'll have a butcher's at the itinerary," said Hammy-Screech proudly. "Oh, Beatrice, I love this Cockney rhyming slang!"
On being pressed for explanation, Hammy-Screech said that "butcher's" was short for "butcher's hook", meaning "look".
Enjoying A Bit of Latitude
As the day draws to a close, our pets get to enjoy the Latitude Festival in Southwold where more than just music is at the venue. It is a one of kind experience DJs are hidden in the woods and colorful sheep roam the tufty fields. There's opera on the lake, film debuts, clowns, actors, ales, and dance troupes, along with a huge children's area. Our pets had no lack of things to enjoy!

Episode 20/22

@ Spiritual Castles
"What's the next stop, Zen?" asked Hammy-Screech.
"Hang about, I'll have a butcher's at the itinerary," said Hammy-Screech proudly. "Oh, Zen, I love this Cockney rhyming slang!"
On being pressed for explanation, Hammy-Screech said that "butcher's" was short for "butcher's hook", meaning "look".
Spiritual Castles
As the day ends, and our pets' tour of London and its surrounding areas draws to a close, they get to see one more iconic London landmark before settling in for the night: that of the majesty and peacefulness of Norwich Cathedral. It is truly a treat to enjoy as it's the most complete Norman Cathedral in England - one of the nation's finest.

Episode 21/22

@ Wonder of Worship
"Okay, how do we fit in while in London?" asked Hammy-Screech.
Butterscotch glanced at the itinerary. "When on the Tube, avoid eye contact, don't smile and, unless absolutely essential, don't speak to any other pet. They will assume you are completely mad," he intoned.
Hammy-Screech looked dismayed. Then realisation dawned. "You just made that up!" he accused.
"Well, I might have embellished what's here just a tad," grinned Butterscotch.
Wonder of Worship
Our pets wind down by walking among the rows of pews where worshipers expressed their awe of God and His grace. They can almost here the chants and other expressions of exaltation being lifted to the Almighty.

Episode 22/22

@ Walking in a Vault
As Hammy-Screech's tour of "London" comes to an end, he rests under a shady tree and looks back on a perfect day.
Crimson Dusk Beech Tree
The vivid leaves of this tree reflect the setting of the sun, alluring the neighborhood pets to spend hours playing among the many branches.
Walking in a Vault
The amazing construction of Norwich Cathedral's vaulted ceilings leave our pets impressed at such handiwork that dates back more than 900 years! As the end of the walkway yawns before them, our tired touring pets also find themselves yawning after another wonderful day. They lay their heads down with many images dancing about in their thoughts as sleep comes swiftly and sweetly.
Hammy-Screech has completed their tour of "London"! Please select another pet as visitor, so it can also tour part of "The British Isles"!