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Episode 1: "Ahoy mateys! Kreeft is landlocked today, and will be guiding your way! Artsy farsty art is what we'll be looking at today, rolling with the hoi polloi and like a rock gathers no moss, we'll be rolling along and along. There's plenty to see, look, a squirrel! Oh my, look at that cute tail! Where was I? Oh yes, art. Yes, it's all about art today. A hedgehog, too? Why, isn't this the cutesiest tootsiest widdle thing? What? Can we begin the tour? Why, of course! And what are we touring today? ART? In an art gallery, why, of course it's art! Who's the guide? ME? Heh heh heh, of course it's me I was just seeing if you were paying attention!
All right, let's go!"

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Episode 2: "The simple title Tea Time seems quite suitable to this piece," Kreeft explained.
ØFFER appreciates the enlightening descriptions, but sometimes it is nice to just look and enjoy...

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Episode 3: Kreeft asks his tour group of very young pets to guess the name of this famous PnF work of art, hinting that its name has two words, and the second word is time? One little pet suggests Quarter Time, because it's one quarter through 24 hours. The littlest pet excitedly shouts out Full Time, because this is the time that pet school ends for the day! But clever ØFFER comes up with the right answer, On Time because this art is about time itself!

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Episode 4: "The Sideboard is one of the Musee's more famous still lifes," Kreeft tells ØFFER and the group. ØFFER likes the look of the miniature apples, and thinks how mouthwateringly bite-sized they would be for a small pet..seeing as it MUST be getting close to lunchtime by now?

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Episode 5: "Oriental Fans is a delightful piece," Kreeft exclaims, as ØFFER steps in for a closer look.
Kreeft is busily describing "the charming lady in red" while ØFFER and several others are discussing the significance of the tiny pets, and how cute they are!

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Episode 6: Kathy’s Autumn Reflections is a fine example of this PnF artist’s mastery of colours and hues! This beautiful scene perfectly encapsulates the beauty of a PnF autumn, and also reflects it back at the viewer in its clear, still waters! With autumn just around the corner in PnF Land, ØFFER is delighted to receive such a beautiful scene to use in the weekly art challenge!

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Episode 7: This piece of art, entitled D is for Dance was created by one of PnF's most talented artists! Kreeft points out the elegant foot line portrayed by the artist, and the clever shell design on the dancer's pointe slippers. ØFFER and the tour group are mesmerised by how lifelike this image is, so much so that ØFFER almost thinks they can hear dance music playing...

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Episode 8: Kreeft points to Pictures Within Pictures, creatively done by an up and coming artist at the Musee. "One can only imagine laying your head upon your pillow and dreaming of a birthday party, and conjuring up these delightful presents".

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Episode 9: "And now for a touch of whimsy," announces Kreeft, directing the attention of ØFFER and the tour group to this beautiful art created by one of PnF's awesome artists! ØFFER sighs wistfully, wishing there was a pet fairy available for adoption in PnF...

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Episode 10: Rose Shantung Dress
From the Pauli Hoh collection
This elegant rose-pink dress is made from organic “Peace” shantung, woven from fallen, empty cocoons following completion of the lifecycle of the silkworm. It is a luxurious, textured yet crisp fabric with a wonderful lustre. Further embellishments are provided by crewel-work shoulder straps, delicate lace insets and the whole is brought to vivid life by sparkling baubles in violet and fuchsia. This is the crème de la crème of posh frocks for the fashion-conscious pet with aspirations!

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Episode 11: "Sweet Dreams is a sticky homage to the dreamy fluff of cotton candy! See here, where the artist uses gobs of pink, sticky sugar?"
ØFFER piped up in the back of the crowd, "It's a flamingo!" And shook with mirthful delight at setting the pompous tour guide straight.
Kreeft muttered, "Indeed, indeed, it is a flamingo! I must be hungry..."

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Episode 12: One can almost hear the calls of the children in this fun painting, appropriately entitled, Trick or Treat
Can't you hear the charming cries, the rustle of leaves, and the soft pad of a cat as it slips quickly by?

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Episode 13: Amusement Park is a delight to any pop art fan, showcasing the fun and adventure to be had in everyone's favourite pet game. Come join the fun!

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Episode 14: Kreeft loves this piece, because ØFFER and the other pets in the tour group each see a different song when they view this artwork! Some of the pets imagine rock n roll, while others are convinced that it is disco, but ØFFER reckons the lady in red is Dolly Parton, so maybe it is country and western instead? Whatever it is, the lady in red certainly seems to be having a foot tapping good time!

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Episode 15: ØFFER is chuffed to receive a print of Maria's Whispering Trees! This colourful landscape delivers a conservation message for the viewer, from the ageless Grandmother Trees. Please care for and renew our PnF forests, so that they will be here for generations of pets to enjoy into the future!

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Episode 16: Kreeft presents one of the gallery's collages to ØFFER and the tour group, for their viewing pleasure. As it's close to lunchtime, ØFFER is feeling just a tad peckish, and begins salivating imagining that shiny gems are really boiled sweets... "No, ØFFER!" Shouts Kreeft, only just managing to stop ØFFER from taking a bite out of the collage!!!

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Episode 17: Out of the belly of the raging flames, was born this flaming fiend. Everypet is drawn to the painting, well, like a moth to a flame. Heat palpably radiates off the canvas, and reminds everypet at the same time not to play with matches!

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Episode 18: ØFFER thinks how funny it is to see the tour group divide up at paintings like this. All the spider lovers move to the front, while a few get as far away as possible!
Kreeft is pointing out the mother/child bond displayed, but ØFFER wonders if the baby in that egg is just afraid of heights!

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Episode 19: Nukhet’s Waterside is a playful work of art, reminiscent of summertime family beach holidays, complete with flip-flops, sandcastles and refreshing fruit treats. The warm sun on the water creates a soft haze, which hovers just above the water in the gentle sea breeze… ØFFER is delighted to receive a print of this beautiful art, but gazes at it wistfully, secretly hoping that their hooman will take them to this wonderful place one day!

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Episode 20: "Dance! is a pop art favourite" Kreeft explains.
ØFFER likes this one. It really makes you want to join the party!

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Episode 21: As Kreeft begins describing Kitty and Friends ØFFER's mind begins to wander a bit, wondering how the artist ever got all those mice to pose like that, without eating their strawberries?

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Episode 22: "Here we have Classic Refreshment, a reference to a well known pop culture icon" Kreeft explains, waving a claw dramatically and giggling at his play on words.
ØFFER appreciates the enlightening descriptions, but is suddenly thirsty. Where is that vending machine they passed earlier?

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Episode 23: "The Dancer is a lovely portrayal of the dedication of this young woman, preparing for her first performance," Kreeft explains.
ØFFER can't help but agree, it is lovely...

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Episode 24: " Castle Island Visitor pays homage to the idea of pet pitted against nature in an epic battle, while putting a face to the foe, who isn't so scary after all?"

Kreeft flounders a bit in his prepared speech, while ØFFER gazes at the painting, wondering if it would be possible to visit this place?

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Episode 25: After viewing all of the inspiring works in this section of Musee d’Art de Cannelle, ØFFER is feeling a little sad to have to return to a gourd house that looks exactly the same as every other gourd house in PnF Land, which is not terribly exciting...because if you've seen one gourd house, you've seen them all!

But suddenly ØFFER stumbles upon a cozy home, which looks very similar to one in a Van Gogh masterpiece...
"A present for me?" asks ØFFER, hardly daring to hope!