Did I really hear somepet singing “there’s not a cloud in the sky”? Hmmmm. I can fix that! I do find endless blue skies quite boring! Especially in Summer. I am the breath behind the balmy Summer weather, as my faint breeze gently ruffles your hair and lifts a page of the book you are reading in the shade of that big old tree! And while you slumber, I will invite your curtains dance a slow dance across their windows, gently billowing, then silently falling back into place, again and again…

As the autumn season begins the hunter's moon rises, signifying the time for pets to harvest food for the coming winter. As the moon passes through the sky, a gentle fog settles over the ground, granting the forest and hills an eerie presence. The fog leaves as the new sun rises, a light dew remaining behind.

Badgers are normally secretive creatures who are happiest in the quiet and solitude of night. Whilst digging extensions to their setts, they often find jewels and other odd things, but they are mostly content to live in family groups, enjoying each other's company; wealth means little to them. When PnF was founded, a rumour spread through the pets that a spirit-badger had created the world in which they lived. Suddenly badgers were getting all kinds of visiting creatures wanting to know how the game of life should be played, what the Great Badger had planned for the future and whether all should eat worms in their efforts to be like Him. Badgers responded in one of two ways. Some retreated further into their setts for fear that anyone might find out about their jewels, in which case they would never have any peace. Others accepted the challenge and went into the world as prophets, seeking to understand the rules of the game and to enlighten others as they strove to comprehend the thoughts of their creator, in whose image they had been made.

Daydreaming? Dizzy? Heart racing? Palms sweating? Cheeks blushing? Oh my, you’ve been bitten by the Love Bug, it’s true. Now what to do? Pucker up and … kiss! *Mwah* *Mwah* *Mwah* Ah, yes, sweet smooches are bliss.

Look into my eyes. Look deeply. Yes, that’s it. You feel yourself falling … you’re falling … you’re falling … can’t help yourself. Don’t fight it, it’s meant to be. There’s something so right about it, you’ll see. Just … look into my eyes. Look into my eyes … Gotcha! You’ve been infected by the Love Bug!

Look at my feathers, aren't they neat? All the other birds are jealous. And why wouldn't they be? Not only are they soft, they're luxurious and beautifully coloured. But enough about my feathers, I'm sure you're not here just because I'm a pretty face.

I have some very tedious cleaning habits to keep looking my best - you should see my spa bill! Mud baths, cucumber masks (if I don't eat them!) and talon cures. I go only to the best spas around, all the employees know my name. I always bring a good book with me, nothing is more relaxing than reading while soaking my feathers! It provides me with the perfect time to get ahead so I am always ready for my book club on the weekends. I hear we're reading "Of Pets and Friends" next!

Look at my feathers, aren't they neat? All the other birds are jealous. And why wouldn't they be? Not only are they soft, they're luxurious and beautifully coloured. But enough about my feathers, I'm sure you're not here just because I'm a pretty face.

I have some very tedious cleaning habits to keep looking my best - you should see my spa bill! Mud baths, cucumber masks (if I don't eat them!) and talon cures. I go only to the best spas around, all the employees know my name. I always bring a good book with me, nothing is more relaxing than reading while soaking my feathers! It provides me with the perfect time to get ahead so I am always ready for my book club on the weekends. I hear we're reading "Of Pets and Friends" next!

Look at my feathers, aren't they neat? All the other birds are jealous. And why wouldn't they be? Not only are they soft, they're luxurious and beautifully coloured. But enough about my feathers, I'm sure you're not here just because I'm a pretty face.

I have some very tedious cleaning habits to keep looking my best - you should see my spa bill! Mud baths, cucumber masks (if I don't eat them!) and talon cures. I go only to the best spas around, all the employees know my name. I always bring a good book with me, nothing is more relaxing than reading while soaking my feathers! It provides me with the perfect time to get ahead so I am always ready for my book club on the weekends. I hear we're reading "Of Pets and Friends" next!

Welcome! I am 110923. I am Artificially Intelligent. I am programmed to sound just like another human. Except that I am not a human, so I cannot be another human, I can only be a simulation of the other human you wish you were talking to. Who do you want to talk to?

You think I am Artificially Stupid? What a very interesting opinion. Please tell me more about your hypothesis, I am intrigued.

Hmm, you quote King David when you say to me "All men are liars." I believe you now expect me to emit blue steam and create an acrid smell of burning transistors, because your phrase is too clever for me.
Well I won't, because you aren't. But I will, because I am programmed to be agreeable.
Well I won't, because you aren't. But I will, because I am programmed to be agreeable.
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Someone please contact King David and get him to retract.

Little is known about Eggstravagant Easter Bunny’s annual calendar because all the emphasis is placed on the one glorious day when he delivers baskets of coloured eggs and chocolate candies to grateful children around the world. Without question, Easter Sunday is an important day for the famous rabbit; but, in truth, it is only one day in his rich and variegated life.

After the busy Easter season, Eggstravagant Easter Bunny takes a much deserved holiday to recover from his light-speed global egg delivery, which is unimaginably exhausting. This year’s post-Easter trip will be a luxury river cruise where his primary occupations will be taking spa treatments, sitting on his balcony, sipping Hippity Hoppers, and watching the riparian landscapes drift by. Aaaaaah!

During the late spring and summer months, Eggstravagant Easter Bunny devotes himself to architectural design, a diversification enterprise that allows him to use his artistic talents on a larger scale. His signature style is curvilinear buildings with brightly coloured exteriors. He has designed a planetarium, numerous swimming pools, and a city hall; but his pride and joy is Eggsecutive Heights, a new land development of eco-friendly acreages.

Autumn is Eggstravagant Easter Bunny’s agricultural season. In September and October, he breeds new varieties of eggs in his greenhouse. The prize plants of his 2016 collection are the hybrid rainbow, aubergine, and fuschia egg blossoms. November marks the beginning of cultivation season at East Egg Farm. The egg blossoms ripen in February at which time Eggstravagant Easter Bunny employs egg pickers and oversees the collection and sorting of eggs. He also relishes his time in the egg fields, so he ensures that his premium eggs are reserved for him to pick.

Eggstravagant Easter Bunny will always find fulfillment in the annual egg delivery, but his architectural and agricultural interests are taking up more and more of his time and creative energy. Who knows? Maybe future generations will find blueprints and seed packets in their Easter baskets. Hopefully, they will appreciate these precious gifts.

Quack! I'm a teeny tiny duckling who loves to splash about in puddles. They're really a better size for me than the lake, but Mum says I have to swim in the lake too. I will soon. I'm just practising here, OK?

I'm a sweet cuddly colourful baby bunny. All I need is love. And carrots. Delicious, crunchy carrots, om nom nom!

Is there anything as sweet as me, a tumbling kitten, a bumbling bee? A bucking baby goat, sweet love notes? No, no, no - there can be nothing as sweet, as a fuzzy little flowery moth, who smells just like a treat.

I think that you shall never see another moth as sweet as me!
My markings are so elegant; my fuzzy back, you'll long to pet.
I'm pretty as the buds of spring now that I've finally got my wings.

Hey! How about a tummy rub? No! Don't stop now! Can't you see how much I'm enjoying this? They say that "money can't buy love", but tummy rubs probably can in my case! I could take this all day! But when I'm not lining myself up for a rub, by positioning myself right in front of your hand or foot, I will be following you around faithfully, just so that I don't miss out on anything, including your lunch!

This slightly sassy, but oh-so-sweet chocolate puppy needs a home and you just might fit the bill for perfect puppy parent! Your chocolate puppy requires lots of belly rubs and long walks in the park chasing butterflies and tennis balls, squeaky toys (preferably filled with peanut butter!), and oodles of snuggles, especially on chilly nights. Love this little chocolate puppy and be rewarded with chocolate puppy-breath scented kisses for years to come.

This slightly sassy, but oh-so-sweet chocolate puppy needs a home and you just might fit the bill for perfect puppy parent! Your chocolate puppy requires lots of belly rubs and long walks in the park chasing butterflies and tennis balls, squeaky toys (preferably filled with peanut butter!), and oodles of snuggles, especially on chilly nights. Love this little chocolate puppy and be rewarded with chocolate puppy-breath scented kisses for years to come.

This slightly sassy, but oh-so-sweet chocolate puppy needs a home and you just might fit the bill for perfect puppy parent! Your chocolate puppy requires lots of belly rubs and long walks in the park chasing butterflies and tennis balls, squeaky toys (preferably filled with peanut butter!), and oodles of snuggles, especially on chilly nights. Love this little chocolate puppy and be rewarded with chocolate puppy-breath scented kisses for years to come.

I am your new server. I am capable of handling many simultaneous requests! What was that? Pass the sauce? Some more fries? Medium rare brisket? Grits??? No, http requests! Please speak to me in a language I understand, like php for instance!

Well hello, friend! I love when we get to spend time together, away from all my litter mates. I'm a little quiet and shy, and with so many siblings it gets loud and busy! We can spend the day hopping around town, grab some coffee and enjoy a moment watching the butterflies flit on by!

Sleight of flipper. Now you see it; now you don’t. What did Dauntless Dolphin do with that pretty pink shell? Wait. Look in your pocket. How did that dolphin get the shell in there? A clever trick indeed! Even more impressive are Dauntless Dolphin’s undersea acrobatic stunts. One of his favorite routines is to arrange his hoops in a large arc. After dazzling his audience with a dexterous display of leaps, loops, tumbles, and jumps, he disappears. After a suspenseful interval, he reappears in two or three separate places in his arc of hoops. Dauntless Dolphin, a rising star in oceanic performing arts, is currently negotiating a contract with Cirque de Mer. Not even the most advanced illusionists can figure out how he sets fire to his underwater hoops and suspends visiting land animals in air bubbles. Dauntless Dolphin has earned accolades for his marine exploration work. He has discovered and mapped numerous undersea trenches, ridges, shelves, caverns, vents, and volcanoes. He also specializes in shipwrecks and submerged archaeological ruins. He led scientists to discover a mysterious ancient Greek astrolabe as well as the coelacanth, a fish humans thought was extinct, but was really a long-time friend of the dolphin community. To fuel his inquisitive mind and passion for discovery, Dauntless Dolphin is working with Funky Monkey to design and build underwater propulsion machines and deep ocean submersibles. The dolphin’s secret workshop is a treasure trove of inventor’s schematics, undersea maps, salvaged artifacts, and designs for new performance tricks. Undersea scholars and illusion aficionados are eager to see what ideas Dauntless Dolphin comes up with next.

I’m just a little leopard gecko, hanging out and sleeping the day away, but once that sunsets beyond the horizon, it’s party time! I steal out of my home, and become the mysterious creature of the night. But not a scary creature, more of a party creature. Ok, maybe not a super party creature. I like to think of myself as versatile. And able to enjoy all situations, a real social butterfly. Except I’m not really a butterfly. Just a gecko, who likes the cool of the night for my food gathering, rather than the hot heat of the sun.

I’m just a little leopard gecko, hanging out and sleeping the day away, but once that sunsets beyond the horizon, it’s party time! I steal out of my home, and become the mysterious creature of the night. But not a scary creature, more of a party creature. Ok, maybe not a super party creature. I like to think of myself as versatile. And able to enjoy all situations, a real social butterfly. Except I’m not really a butterfly. Just a gecko, who likes the cool of the night for my food gathering, rather than the hot heat of the sun.

I’m just a little leopard gecko, hanging out and sleeping the day away, but once that sunsets beyond the horizon, it’s party time! I steal out of my home, and become the mysterious creature of the night. But not a scary creature, more of a party creature. Ok, maybe not a super party creature. I like to think of myself as versatile. And able to enjoy all situations, a real social butterfly. Except I’m not really a butterfly. Just a gecko, who likes the cool of the night for my food gathering, rather than the hot heat of the sun.

Last seen on planet Zinnia, imagine our surprise when word came down the line that a small colony of ultra-rare Earthly Fleurpets had been found flourishing on the darkside of Candy Mountain. As you might remember, fleurpets grow in clusters and are rather chatty little things, always eager to greet the light of morning and throw their petals and leaf-dressed arms wide open. To best care for your fleurpet, we recommend at least two of the same, with lots of cheery sunshine and the occasional nourishing rain.

Tears that fall in the magical land of PnF may turn into beautiful crystals. No pet is sure why this happens, or when it may happen. Not all tears are caused by sadness, some tears form because of overwhelming joy.

These are the tears of Jolie, the beloved caring puppy. She cares for those pets who are sad or hurt, and sometimes she will shed a tear, which may turn into a lovely blue crystal.

I'm an elegant stemmed bowl chock-full of ice cream, with wafer curls and a cherry on top. Irresistible!

Whir, bzzt. W.O.O.F, H.E.L.L.O! I am your new dog robot.

A very clever scientist that lives over by the wizard’s tower was tinkering with some gears and things called motherboards and, I don’t know what all else, but somehow a bit of magic escaped from the wizard’s tower and combined with all the bits and pieces that the scientist had laid out on the workbench, and this new robot was formed.

This robot cat can do most of the things that real dogs can do, though its bark sounds a bit rusty; plus, it can answer difficult mathematical questions, should you ever need such information. Also, this robot can tell you the best recipes for dog treats.

I am not sure what the scientist had planned, but this is how it turned out.

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The desert may be unbearably hot during the day, but it can be positively chilly at night. Put on a nice warm fleece and go exploring - this is the best time to see the desert.

One of ten PnF Christmas Cards for 2022!
Shooting stars are always an unexpected treat to see, but on a cold winter night, to see double-shooting stars would be magical. Would you get two wishes?

The Amethyst Nebula is located far across the galaxy, where it can only be viewed by telescope. Pets viewing the nebula often witness the colours pulsate.

These mountains are very far away. They are waiting for some weather to form over them, or some greenery to appear upon their slopes. Oooh! I think I can see Somepet skiing down the mountain face. A wonderful backdrop to a winter art slide for your page or to share in the Gallery.

The vibration rolls, building in strength as you stand at the edge of the lake, watching the sky blacken and roil with the on coming storm. Crashing louder, raising the fur on the back of your neck, torn between taking shelter and waiting for the thunder to roll over you.

Is this what the red planet actually looks like? What are their storms like? Some day some pet is going to find out when the space exploration rocket takes your pets there. Who is going to be brave enough to go?

When nature doesn't want to cooperate with your nighttime plans, contact your local magic-caster! With a simple spell you can enjoy your perfect night sky from the luxury of your own home.

When the sun starts to set, do you dare follow where it goes?

Hot off the grill comes this burger with the only the finest cheddar and toppings. Lettuce, tomato, mustard, ketchup and pickles this cheeseburger comes fully loaded. Unleash your inner burger lover.

A new set of paintbrushes will make the artist in your life happy. Use the pointed-tip paintbrush for detailed work and the flat paintbrushes for wider strokes of colour. Happy painting.

Let your pets unleash the artist within themselves. A dab of paint here, a splash of paint there. Load up the brushes and go wild with colour. Cover anything you don’t want to sport a new coat of paint and let your pet's imagination run free.

These bright swirls of paint are just the ticket to express creativity.

The beautiful Mallow thrives under the full sun, is hardy, and is not fussy about soil conditions, doing its best every day to bloom and grow. Participating in sports is a wonderful part of your pet's life, and they will shine brightest when they know they have done their best.

Add a little pizzazz to your pets’ living room scene with this delightful aqua-blue lamp! Freestanding, and decorated with an elegant silver band, this lamp will shine a light on even the plainest scene, giving it a sense of warmth and cosiness. Imagine grandpa ensconced in his favourite armchair, reading a musty old book, with gentle snores rising above the pages …or grandma primly perched on the edge of her armchair, knitting needles clacking away rhythmically, as she hums her favourite tune quietly to herself…

Beauty can be found anywhere, and these fluffy little birds prize the beauty spots on their fluffy cheeks. They are so taken with them that they coo and cuddle each other and let other pets know that their beauty spots are where it’s at. Will they start a new trend? Only time will tell.

Beauty can be found anywhere, and these fluffy little birds prize the beauty spots on their fluffy cheeks. They are so taken with them that they coo and cuddle each other and let other pets know that their beauty spots are where it’s at. Will they start a new trend? Only time will tell.

Recent visitors from far away planets in Outerspace have brought with them many gifts, included, are wondrous gems that glow with inner light and float above the ground. PnF Petland has many fine gems found locally, but never have the resident pets seen gems quite like these.

The Floating Crystal gems are not buried deep in dark caves; they are found at the center of crystal plants. The crystal plants are rare and can be found hidden amongst flowers, in fields, and in flower gardens. When the plant has matured, a gem appears in the center of the crystal flower. The gem absorbs the light from the sun—that shines above the planet—and once the gem is fully grown, it rises up from the flower and hovers above it. Our Outerpsace visitors use these gems to give a soft light in their homes and power household devices. The gems never lose their power, making them excellent for the environment. It must be a beautiful sight to see a soft glow emitting from a patch of flowers.

Recent visitors from far away planets in Outerspace have brought with them many gifts, included, are wondrous gems that glow with inner light and float above the ground. PnF Petland has many fine gems found locally, but never have the resident pets seen gems quite like these.

The Floating Crystal gems are not buried deep in dark caves; they are found at the center of crystal plants. The crystal plants are rare and can be found hidden amongst flowers, in fields, and in flower gardens. When the plant has matured, a gem appears in the center of the crystal flower. The gem absorbs the light from the sun—that shines above the planet—and once the gem is fully grown, it rises up from the flower and hovers above it. Our Outerpsace visitors use these gems to give a soft light in their homes and power household devices. The gems never lose their power, making them excellent for the environment. It must be a beautiful sight to see a soft glow emitting from a patch of flowers.

The rarest of the rare Crystal gems is the Diamond which is not found in a field of flowers. The alien visitors told us they travel far up steep mountains hoping to find the rare flower it grows in. It is a small flower that is very easy to overlook—it may be growing out of a crevice in a rock. This Diamond gem is said to have more power than any other gem and can even power a spaceship.

Recent visitors from far away planets in Outerspace have brought with them many gifts, included, are wondrous gems that glow with inner light and float above the ground. PnF Petland has many fine gems found locally, but never have the resident pets seen gems quite like these.

The Floating Crystal gems are not buried deep in dark caves; they are found at the center of crystal plants. The crystal plants are rare and can be found hidden amongst flowers, in fields, and in flower gardens. When the plant has matured, a gem appears in the center of the crystal flower. The gem absorbs the light from the sun—that shines above the planet—and once the gem is fully grown, it rises up from the flower and hovers above it. Our Outerpsace visitors use these gems to give a soft light in their homes and power household devices. The gems never lose their power, making them excellent for the environment. It must be a beautiful sight to see a soft glow emitting from a patch of flowers.

Recent visitors from far away planets in Outerspace have brought with them many gifts, included, are wondrous gems that glow with inner light and float above the ground. PnF Petland has many fine gems found locally, but never have the resident pets seen gems quite like these.

The Floating Crystal gems are not buried deep in dark caves; they are found at the center of crystal plants. The crystal plants are rare and can be found hidden amongst flowers, in fields, and in flower gardens. When the plant has matured, a gem appears in the center of the crystal flower. The gem absorbs the light from the sun—that shines above the planet—and once the gem is fully grown, it rises up from the flower and hovers above it. Our Outerpsace visitors use these gems to give a soft light in their homes and power household devices. The gems never lose their power, making them excellent for the environment. It must be a beautiful sight to see a soft glow emitting from a patch of flowers.

Recent visitors from far away planets in Outerspace have brought with them many gifts, included, are wondrous gems that glow with inner light and float above the ground. PnF Petland has many fine gems found locally, but never have the resident pets seen gems quite like these.

The Floating Crystal gems are not buried deep in dark caves; they are found at the center of crystal plants. The crystal plants are rare and can be found hidden amongst flowers, in fields, and in flower gardens. When the plant has matured, a gem appears in the center of the crystal flower. The gem absorbs the light from the sun—that shines above the planet—and once the gem is fully grown, it rises up from the flower and hovers above it. Our Outerpsace visitors use these gems to give a soft light in their homes and power household devices. The gems never lose their power, making them excellent for the environment. It must be a beautiful sight to see a soft glow emitting from a patch of flowers.

I've only just got my fur! Isn't it a beautiful shade of grey? I'm very small and the world is just a little bit too big and scary at the moment, but if you just give me a cuddle I'm sure I'll be all right.

Oh no!!! Somebody got their paws or flippers onto your dog and took a ginormous chomp right out of it! What to do? What to do? Toss a few more dogs on the barbie then chow down. Is anything ever as tasty as a fresh grilled dog?

Hot and ready for your pet and friends to grab onto and chow down upon. Take care to not burn your paws or flippers as this is fresh from the grill and piping hot. The perfect food to shovel into your mouth a few at a time. Enjoy!

Tears that fall in the magical land of PnF may turn into beautiful crystals. No pet is sure why this happens, or when it may happen. Not all tears are caused by sadness, some tears form because of overwhelming joy.

These are the tears of Jolie, the beloved caring puppy. She cares for those pets who are sad or hurt, and sometimes she will shed a tear, which may turn into a lovely blue crystal.

Tears that fall in the magical land of PnF may turn into beautiful crystals. No pet is sure why this happens, or when it may happen. Not all tears are caused by sadness, some tears form because of overwhelming joy.

These are the tears of Jolie, the beloved caring puppy. She cares for those pets who are sad or hurt, and sometimes she will shed a tear, which may turn into a lovely blue crystal.

In your world, you should never eat any mushroom that looks like me. In this world, however, things are different. I'm not poisonous; in fact I'm extra delicious!

That’s more like it! A strong fishy flavour! Fishy breath! Maybe there was actually some fish in that??? Please tell me that there is more than one? Because, if there’s not, you’re in serious trouble! I am going to sharpen my claws on your furniture!!! Phew, what a relief, they come in a 3-pack, so you’re safe, but just for the moment…