Drifting slowly down
Gently gliding down into
Your arms, awaiting

“Caw … caw! Say, doll, Johnny’s droppin’ dimes on a bit at Petrikers Island … caw! Spare some change? Meet me at midnight behind the ol’juke joint.” - Meet the crow who’s really a raven, and that ain’t no lie. This bird, I heard he’s one of Mitten the Kitten’s eyes and ears, and he don’t miss a thing. So, just remember, when you think you’re on the drop, you’re always being watched. This bird will turn you in for a handful of seed and an Atta’boy!

The gentlest of giants, the space whale drifts and dances through the universe, singing a song of love and harmony. A creature of peace, the space whale grows large enough hold a million pets inside its stomach and still have room for more. It swims through darkness in search of its one true love and will never give up the desire to find him or her. And, when their mate is found, the space whale signals its joy with the creation of new galaxies, fine clouds of intergalactic beauty that will one day hold new stars and planets.

*Seeking Permanent Playmate*
Must Like: Sunshine, short walks through my sandbox, chasing balls across the floor, occasional hat wear, long naps, nectarines, avocado toast and ABBA.
Turn Offs Include: Loud noises, meat-eaters, figs (I just can’t with you), the color puce, and country music (except Johnny Cash. The man in black is acceptable.).
Qualified applicants should send their CV to my owner at SweetheartIguanasButler@PnFLand.com - Good Luck!

"Nobunny love me! Everybunny hates me! I'm gonna go eat some gummiworms!" *Peeks around* Is it working yet? Are you ready to take pity on me and bring me some cake? Carrot cake? And some hot cocoa? HMPF! *Resumes tail treatment* "Nobunny loves me...."

My lover is mine and I am his. Now we shall never be apart, and sing duets of love all our lives!

When you think of a Griffin you may think of a mythical beast that is quite terrifying and guards treasures. I don’t believe I would terrify anyone, I am far too pink and cute. Instead of standing around guarding things, which sounds so dreadfully boring, I think it would be much better if we played some games and enjoyed some tasty snacks.

Eek! A mouse! There's a mouse in the house! Quick! Run! Oh wait...that's just my reflection in the mirror!

I'll make a deal with you. Give me a nice home like those hamsters are getting, and I won't gnaw my way through your walls. Is that fair? Please don't leave me alone outside, as there are lots of animals that would like to eat me!

Just make sure my living space is clean, and provide me with food, and I'll provide you with all the love you need! But if you don't like that idea, I'll just live inside your walls and eat things when you least expect it. Come on, isn't it better to fuss over me than chase after me?

Welcome to my abode. You will find no danger here, unless my herd is threatened. Though I stand as protector, wise keeper of this forest, my benevolence to strangers is well known throughout the lands. My elegance seldom matched. Please, walk with me. My home has been decorated to display my herd's rich heritage. This statue, for instance, depicts my ancestors, pulling the coaches of Romans during their hunting festivals. One of their goddesses, Diana, is often depicted with one of our kind beside her. You have been eyeing my antlers. I take no offense. Though they are majestic I can feel it in the wind...in the way the ground hardens and softens, they are beginning to fade. Soon new pedicles will take the place of these antlers, and their old velvet will provide strong nutrition for the benefit others. Do not worry, as every day has a new dawn, so we, too, begin anew each spring. Now, come. Let us bask in the grace of the undisturbed moonlight.

Welcome to my abode. You will find no danger here, unless my herd is threatened. Though I stand as protector, wise keeper of this forest, my benevolence to strangers is well known throughout the lands. My elegance seldom matched. Please, walk with me. My home has been decorated to display my herd's rich heritage. This statue, for instance, depicts my ancestors, pulling the coaches of Romans during their hunting festivals. One of their goddesses, Diana, is often depicted with one of our kind beside her. You have been eyeing my antlers. I take no offense. Though they are majestic I can feel it in the wind...in the way the ground hardens and softens, they are beginning to fade. Soon new pedicles will take the place of these antlers, and their old velvet will provide strong nutrition for the benefit others. Do not worry, as every day has a new dawn, so we, too, begin anew each spring. Now, come. Let us bask in the grace of the undisturbed moonlight.

Happy New Year! It's time for the Mochitsuki ceremony! A delicious way to celebrate the new year is with our multicoloured rice cake treats called 'mochi'. Try our 'Daifuku' (great luck) options in four different flavours: 'Ichigodaifuku' (strawberry), 'kusa mochi' (green), Blueberry (blue), or 'kagami mochi' (mirror mochi). Our outsides are simple and colourful, but it's our insides that hide a special surprise! Will you get sweet red bean paste or fruit or even ice-cream? Mochi may look too pretty to eat but trust us, they're worth it!

Sh! Please don’t tell anyone that you have seen me. I stay hidden in the shadows, concealed in the underbrush of the forest. My feathers, in dappled shades of brown, offer camouflage amongst fallen autumn leaves – a boon to be sure. For some strange reason that still bewilders me, those strange two-legged things always try to hunt me in the fall. The life of a fugitive is not easy. Always on the run, ever vigilant for danger, never settling into a comfortable home of my own. The upside of my clandestine life is that I have formed alliances with burrowing animals, who are also no friends of the two-legs. I dwell in badger setts, rabbit warrens, and mole tunnels. Aren’t birds supposed to live in the sky?

Happy New Year! It's time for the Mochitsuki ceremony! A delicious way to celebrate the new year is with our multicoloured rice cake treats called 'mochi'. Try our 'Daifuku' (great luck) options in four different flavours: 'Ichigodaifuku' (strawberry), 'kusa mochi' (green), Blueberry (blue), or 'kagami mochi' (mirror mochi). Our outsides are simple and colourful, but it's our insides that hide a special surprise! Will you get sweet red bean paste or fruit or even ice-cream? Mochi may look too pretty to eat but trust us, they're worth it!

Also available as a rare gift from the NPCs!

Thief? Wha'? Not me! I'm just a wittle kit, I couwdn't steawl anyfink. My witter mates abe wunning awound somewherwe, we neve' stray far fwom our cowzy t'wee home. 'Den' Mama calls it. She saids we gonna start swimmin' lessons soon. I can' wait ta swim! It sounds fun! But Mama saids not ta get too cawwied away, thewe's a wot of scawy monstas awound. She tells me not ta wowwy, she does. Says I'll just steawl theihr heawts away!

Also available as a rare gift from the NPCs!

Pounce!!!!! I got you bug! I’m going to grow up to be a great hunter! All birds, lizards, and eggs better watch out for me! For now, my dad says to start small, like with bugs. He also tells me not to play with my food…I can’t help it though! Look at that cute little beetle! I’d rather play hide and seek with him, than eat him. It’s hard for me to EAT the bugs I play with, so I let my parents find me dinner for now. I’m already great at pouncing, so I know I’ll be a good hunter! Are you ready bug? It’s my turn to hide! You count to ten and then come find me! Ready..GO!

I am a unique little reptile. My skin can change colors for many reasons; my emotions, the temperature, and the amount of light available, but it is a common misconception that it changes color based on my surroundings. The brighter my color, the more attractive I am (sorry, I'm cute and I know it... and you know it too!). My tail is great for wrapping around the branches of trees and bushes to steady myself as I wander throughout the rainforests and savannas I live in, but if you don't mind, I can also wrap it around your heart and be your forever friend.

Boing! Boing! Boing! That’s the sound I make everywhere I go – jump, slide, jump - it’s just so much fun! Even if I trip a little, I get right back up and Hop! Leap! Run! I may be small, but I’m a feisty little ‘kid’. I like to nose around your pockets for treats and play every single hour of every single day. Well, unless I’m sleeping or having my dinner, but even then I can’t stop wiggling! I can’t wait to go home with you and meet all of my new friends. I promise to be on my best behavior, or my second-best! Okay, I can be a little naughty, but just look at this face!

Meow. I mean, ROAR! I mean - oh I don't know what I mean! I'm the largest of cat species and recognized everywhere by black stripes on my reddish-brown fur. I'm quite talented and have learned all sorts of tricks that humans have made me perform in circuses...but I really don't like performing. I much prefer to spend my time bathing in a river, or stalking my dinner.

I may be adorable (yes, I know I AM adorable!) but I'm not the cuddly kitten you might be looking for. My paws are huge and I wouldn't want to accidentally hurt you...so admire me from afar!

Meow. I mean, ROAR! I mean - oh I don't know what I mean! I'm the largest of cat species and recognized everywhere by black stripes on my reddish-brown fur. I'm quite talented and have learned all sorts of tricks that humans have made me perform in circuses...but I really don't like performing. I much prefer to spend my time bathing in a river, or stalking my dinner.

I may be adorable (yes, I know I AM adorable!) but I'm not the cuddly kitten you might be looking for. My paws are huge and I wouldn't want to accidentally hurt you...so admire me from afar!

Meow. I mean, ROAR! I mean - oh I don't know what I mean! I'm the largest of cat species and recognized everywhere by black stripes on my reddish-brown fur. I'm quite talented and have learned all sorts of tricks that humans have made me perform in circuses...but I really don't like performing. I much prefer to spend my time bathing in a river, or stalking my dinner.

I may be adorable (yes, I know I AM adorable!) but I'm not the cuddly kitten you might be looking for. My paws are huge and I wouldn't want to accidentally hurt you...so admire me from afar!