Beat the heat with a summery treat! Frosty and delicious! Just take a slurp, but not too fast - we don't want you to have brain freeze!

Beat the heat with a summery treat! Frosty and delicious! Just take a slurp, but not too fast - we don't want you to have brain freeze!

I'm made from 100% pure fruit juice, so I'm not only cool and refreshing, but also very good for you!

Beat the heat with a summery treat! Frosty and delicious! Just take a slurp, but not too fast - we don't want you to have brain freeze!

Say "no" to ale, reject that cocktail; forget all about sparkling wine, swirlies are the most divine! Round and round the flavours go, deliciousness in overflow; a frosty creamy taste alright, every swirly will delight!

Beat the heat with a summery treat! Frosty and delicious! Just take a slurp, but not too fast - we don't want you to have brain freeze!

Beat the heat with a summery treat! Frosty and delicious! Just take a slurp, but not too fast - we don't want you to have brain freeze!

Say "no" to ale, reject that cocktail; forget all about sparkling wine, swirlies are the most divine! Round and round the flavours go, deliciousness in overflow; a frosty creamy taste alright, every swirly will delight!

Say "no" to ale, reject that cocktail; forget all about sparkling wine, swirlies are the most divine! Round and round the flavours go, deliciousness in overflow; a frosty creamy taste alright, every swirly will delight!

Feelin' funky? Pop on this groovy rainbow-hued wig and your pet will be ready for some wild and crazy fun.

Cute brown-haired pony tails wig for that popular youthful style.

Welcome! I am 110923. I am Artificially Intelligent. I am programmed to sound just like another human. Except that I am not a human, so I cannot be another human, I can only be a simulation of the other human you wish you were talking to. Who do you want to talk to?

You think I am Artificially Stupid? What a very interesting opinion. Please tell me more about your hypothesis, I am intrigued.

Hmm, you quote King David when you say to me "All men are liars." I believe you now expect me to emit blue steam and create an acrid smell of burning transistors, because your phrase is too clever for me.
Well I won't, because you aren't. But I will, because I am programmed to be agreeable.
Well I won't, because you aren't. But I will, because I am programmed to be agreeable.
...
Someone please contact King David and get him to retract.

Beat the heat with a summery treat! Frosty and delicious! Just take a slurp, but not too fast - we don't want you to have brain freeze!

Beat the heat with a summery treat! Frosty and delicious! Just take a slurp, but not too fast - we don't want you to have brain freeze!

Beat the heat with a summery treat! Frosty and delicious! Just take a slurp, but not too fast - we don't want you to have brain freeze!

In the fourth dimension, where new scenes, effects and decorations are sometimes formed by pressurised gases, bubbles are released into the air. Sometimes individually, and sometimes in large clusters. In many sizes, shapes and colours. It is understood that the prevailing season and weather conditions may influence the colouration, density and shapes of these formations, and that nothing stays the same…

In the fourth dimension, where new scenes, effects and decorations are sometimes formed by pressurised gases, bubbles are released into the air. Sometimes individually, and sometimes in large clusters. In many sizes, shapes and colours. It is understood that the prevailing season and weather conditions may influence the colouration, density and shapes of these formations, and that nothing stays the same…

What was that? You hear that scratching? Oh, it's gone. Wait! It's back! No, no it's gone again... No! It's back! It's -- oh, it's just my siblings. False alarm.

G'day! I am 110925. I am fully programmed to be your exact equal at any sport, so you can take pleasure in overcoming an opponent with whom you are equally matched.

Except I am too fast for the Quarter Mile, so the quadrupeds won't have me.
Except I cannot miss, so the foxes will not let me play archery.
Except I can lift the Empire State Building, so the badgers will not let me try weightlifting.
Except I have a built in 'Words With Pets' solver, so everyone else won't have me.
Except the moles. They are so short of anyone else to play Opal Tossing with that they grudgingly let me in.

Only available in PnF lotteries!
The vibrant iridescent facets of this jewel are alluring to all pets, yet the origin of this mysterious gemstone is unclear. Many rumours have spread, yet one detail runs the same through them all - this jewel came to us from the stars beyond.