Lemons grow on trees and are a hybrid of citron and lime. Being very tart, they are not eaten on their own but have many culinary uses, from lemonade to garnishes. They are high in Vitamin C, Vitamin B6 and potassium.

One of the most versatile of the shapes, I can be almost anything you want - a full stop, a ball to play with, a berry, a coloured light, part of an eye... the list is endless!

Simple, classic and elegant, I work as a frame for artwork, a colour mask, or a mount within an outer frame.

I'm a heart - what's not to love? Obviously I'm essential for your Valentine scenes, but there's so much more to me than that. You need me to play cards, for instance. Turn me upside down and add a vertical line to make the spade, and make the diamond by overlapping two of me, one upside down. The only suit I can't make is the club. Clever, eh?

When you need to draw the line, I'm always ready to assist. Use me on my own or with my friends as part of a border or more complicated structure; very few shapes are more versatile than I am.

When you need to draw the line, I'm always ready to assist. Use me on my own or with my friends as part of a border or more complicated structure; very few shapes are more versatile than I am.

I am happy to join my shape friends. I am an oval, a slightly squashed version of a circle. I don’t roll well, but I make great cat eyes. You can use me to create eggs or holes in the ground, be careful you don’t fall in. I am also great as a plate; you can decorate me around the edges or the middle and place yummy treats on me. Play with me, and pair me with other shapes to make your art slides fun and unique.

I am happy to join my shape friends. I am an oval, a slightly squashed version of a circle. I don’t roll well, but I make great cat eyes. You can use me to create eggs or holes in the ground, be careful you don’t fall in. I am also great as a plate; you can decorate me around the edges or the middle and place yummy treats on me. Play with me, and pair me with other shapes to make your art slides fun and unique.

I am jumping in to join my shape friends. Don’t I look terrific? I am a pentagon, and I have five sides and five corners. Your pets can have so much fun fitting me together to form unusual art. A single pentagon looks like the silhouette of a barn or house. Put a few of me together, and I make good paving stones or wall decorations. Play around with me and see what new animals or fun buildings you can create.

I am jumping in to join my shape friends. Don’t I look terrific? I am a pentagon, and I have five sides and five corners. Your pets can have so much fun fitting me together to form unusual art. A single pentagon looks like the silhouette of a barn or house. Put a few of me together, and I make good paving stones or wall decorations. Play around with me and see what new animals or fun buildings you can create.

We have puzzle shapes, but I have come to join in the fun as they were a bit lonely with no connecting puzzle pieces to join up with. Now you can finish a whole puzzle. When you are done having fun joining me up with my pals, you and your pets can decide on what picture should be on me if you want a picture.

We have puzzle shapes, but I have come to join in the fun as they were a bit lonely with no connecting puzzle pieces to join up with. Now you can finish a whole puzzle. When you are done having fun joining me up with my pals, you and your pets can decide on what picture should be on me if you want a picture.

You can, of course, also use any of the plain coloured backgrounds as a rectangle, but I still have my place; my proportions are different. I'm somewhere between the background rectangle and the square. Because, you know, not all rectangles are equal.

Yes, I'm a square, but I'm not as square as you might think! I'm actually very cool and some even call me hot. You see, some of my colours are 'cool' (green, blue and purple) and some are 'hot' (red, orange, and yellow). I am definitely the hippest square you have ever seen!

I'm a five-pointed star, one of the more complex shapes the penguins make. Use me on my own or as part of a repeating pattern. I'm a particularly fun addition to the top of a Christmas tree or a piece of festive bunting.

Thin lines are great. Some of my best friends are thin lines. But for when you need something just a bit more substantial, I'm here to help. I may be plain and basic, but I'm as versatile as your imagination, and remember I come in the same shades as the plain backgrounds so you can also use me as a colour mask.

I'm a neat equilateral triangle, perfect for all manner of artistic compositions. Take six of me and you can build a hexagon, either in a single colour or any scheme of your choice.

One of the world's earliest significant inventions, I'm now even more useful than I was when I was first thought of. I'm essential if you want to build your own transport, from a unicycle to a juggernaut. I think I look particularly good on a pram, though I do say so myself.

Australia's Aboriginal flag is one of three official Australian flags. Its background is black for the aboriginal people and red for the red earth and ochre used in traditional ceremonies, with the sun in the foreground.

There is a constant interaction between elements, for example, when fire forms earth by way of volcanoes and ash. Some species of plants and trees actually need fire for their seeds to sprout. In this collection of images, we can see both parts of this cycle, plus celebration candles and fireworks, a soothingly earth-toned residence and dramatic pictures of Planet Earth!

A graceful mansion house in buttercup yellow, with an imposing portico and adorned with red, white and blue flags.

The world watches, holds its breath, and collectively hopes and prays for peace in a troubled area. The symbolism of the sunflower and wheat, both staples of life, entwined with a blue ribbon reminds us that we are all connected and share a common desire for peace and unity.

The flag of the Kingdom of Sweden is a yellow Scandinavian cross on a blue background. The exact age of the Swedish flag is not known, but the oldest recorded pictures of a blue cloth with a yellow cross date from the 16th century. The design of the Swedish flag is probably taken from the Danish flag, and its blue and yellow colours probably originated in the 14th century, when the Swedish coat of arms with three gold crowns on a blue background was created. The flag has been in use since 1521; however the current design was not officially adopted until 1906.

Bright yellow flowers like little suns beckon you to lay down and relax.

Once I sense the air change, I travel to nearby homes to warn pets to take cover and help the elderly pets reach safety. As I finish my rounds I begin the dangerous portion of my job, tracking the storm as it travels across the terrain.

Once I sense the air change, I travel to nearby homes to warn pets to take cover and help the elderly pets reach safety. As I finish my rounds I begin the dangerous portion of my job, tracking the storm as it travels across the terrain.

Once I sense the air change, I travel to nearby homes to warn pets to take cover and help the elderly pets reach safety. As I finish my rounds I begin the dangerous portion of my job, tracking the storm as it travels across the terrain.

Ugh, what's a wormie to do? I was minding my own business munching a tender green leaf then some pet plucked me up and tossed me into a bucket. I landed hard on the bottom and now I'm a little woozy. I have a bad feeling about this! I think I'm about to become some pet's lunch.

Well hello there! What am I doing, you ask? Ummm, nothing, just hanging out in this cozy little worm hole. Am I eating fruit? No, not me! Some other yellow worm did though. I would never do such a thing to this sweet, yummy fruit. Ooops, I didn't mean to say that. I better go now. Bye!

Nunavut is Canada’s newest territory and the Nunavut flag was created by a local artist in 1999. It features a red Inukshuk, a traditional stone formation made by the territory’s Native peoples. In the top right corner sits the North Star, another traditional symbol of northern Canada.

Designed as part of a province-wide contest in 1969, the Saskatchewan flag displays a stylised depiction of the prairie province’s flat landscape, with the provincial crest in the top left corner and the provincial flower, the red lily, on the right.

Perfect to add to a little drizzle any salad or bread arrangement.

Let your imagination take you away to a field of tall sunflowers, warm sun rays, and gentle breezes.

Let your imagination take you away to a field of tall sunflowers, warm sun rays, and gentle breezes.

Let your imagination take you away to a field of tall sunflowers, warm sun rays, and gentle breezes.

Beautiful autumn-hued maple leaves on a dramatic black background are ready to frame your next artistic creation.

As the seasons change and summer comes to an end, the lush green grasses turn crisp and golden. The passing of time and changing of season…what a beauty to behold.

Sometimes there’s too much of a good thing, and sunshine and rain are just those things. Pop your awning out during the heat of the day, or the last thunderstorm, and instant cover!

As ships take gallantly to the sea,
Buoys mark rock or shallow reef.
All ships on the course take warning,
Be it common raft of jungle leaf.
As owl boards his pea-green boat
And dolphins slap their tails,
The buoy waves alert along the course
As the northeastern breeze prevails.

As ships take gallantly to the sea,
Buoys mark rock or shallow reef.
All ships on the course take warning,
Be it common raft of jungle leaf.
As owl boards his pea-green boat
And dolphins slap their tails,
The buoy waves alert along the course
As the northeastern breeze prevails.

As ships take gallantly to the sea,
Buoys mark rock or shallow reef.
All ships on the course take warning,
Be it common raft of jungle leaf.
As owl boards his pea-green boat
And dolphins slap their tails,
The buoy waves alert along the course
As the northeastern breeze prevails.

As ships take gallantly to the sea,
Buoys mark rock or shallow reef.
All ships on the course take warning,
Be it common raft of jungle leaf.
As owl boards his pea-green boat
And dolphins slap their tails,
The buoy waves alert along the course
As the northeastern breeze prevails.

If life hands you a lemon, make lemonade... and if you've got enough, why not sell it? I'm a handy little stand showing just what you have to offer.

Hey, I'm a bale of hay! Keep me dry and I'll even let your pets eat me, but let me get wet and I'll be extremely bale-ful!

Rainforest rivers are the arteries and veins of the jungle that connect villages and towns. These massive rivers, which are fed by hundreds of tributary streams, flow for thousands of kilometers into vast deltas. Heavy river traffic, with so many water vessels, honking horns, and flashing lights, overwhelms smaller rainforest creatures who want to travel. Fortunately, the clever Mimetic Macaw designed the deft and swiftly moving banana sail boat to float along the river banks and avoid the busy shipping lanes. Fully equipped with a large cargo hold and comfortable seating, the banana sail boat enables little mice, birds, frogs, and insects to safely navigate rainforest rivers.

The most query-filled pose possible - can a fish swim with no side fins?

Providing the sassiest fin on non-hip around.

Helping to give the signature query stance an added level.

A swish and a flick will get you moving, or questioning.

Hi. My name is Scaredy Cat. If I looked scared, it's probably because I am. But often, when I'm scared, it's because I don't always do well with things outside of my comfort zone. And the main reason for that is because I was diagnosed as having Autism Spectrum Disorder. I am the first cat to have autism.
I am learning how to cope with the unknown and with things that make me nervous or afraid. I have a super support network - including my BFF, Bob the Blue Scaly Monster. Yes - he's my BFF and I am thankful for him.
I'm learning some coping skills so that I when I'm facing new situations, I don't get so upset or want to run and hide. One of the things that helps is my service dog, JJ. She is always there when I really need some reassurance.
I do like to go on adventures, despite the fact that they can be scary sometimes. If you join me, maybe we can support each other in those scary moments and find a way to have a great time!

Hi. My name is Scaredy Cat. If I looked scared, it's probably because I am. But often, when I'm scared, it's because I don't always do well with things outside of my comfort zone. And the main reason for that is because I was diagnosed as having Autism Spectrum Disorder. I am the first cat to have autism.
I am learning how to cope with the unknown and with things that make me nervous or afraid. I have a super support network - including my BFF, Bob the Blue Scaly Monster. Yes - he's my BFF and I am thankful for him.
I'm learning some coping skills so that I when I'm facing new situations, I don't get so upset or want to run and hide. One of the things that helps is my service dog, JJ. She is always there when I really need some reassurance.
I do like to go on adventures, despite the fact that they can be scary sometimes. If you join me, maybe we can support each other in those scary moments and find a way to have a great time!

Hi. My name is Scaredy Cat. If I looked scared, it's probably because I am. But often, when I'm scared, it's because I don't always do well with things outside of my comfort zone. And the main reason for that is because I was diagnosed as having Autism Spectrum Disorder. I am the first cat to have autism.
I am learning how to cope with the unknown and with things that make me nervous or afraid. I have a super support network - including my BFF, Bob the Blue Scaly Monster. Yes - he's my BFF and I am thankful for him.
I'm learning some coping skills so that I when I'm facing new situations, I don't get so upset or want to run and hide. One of the things that helps is my service dog, JJ. She is always there when I really need some reassurance.
I do like to go on adventures, despite the fact that they can be scary sometimes. If you join me, maybe we can support each other in those scary moments and find a way to have a great time!

Hi. My name is Scaredy Cat. If I looked scared, it's probably because I am. But often, when I'm scared, it's because I don't always do well with things outside of my comfort zone. And the main reason for that is because I was diagnosed as having Autism Spectrum Disorder. I am the first cat to have autism.
I am learning how to cope with the unknown and with things that make me nervous or afraid. I have a super support network - including my BFF, Bob the Blue Scaly Monster. Yes - he's my BFF and I am thankful for him.
I'm learning some coping skills so that I when I'm facing new situations, I don't get so upset or want to run and hide. One of the things that helps is my service dog, JJ. She is always there when I really need some reassurance.
I do like to go on adventures, despite the fact that they can be scary sometimes. If you join me, maybe we can support each other in those scary moments and find a way to have a great time!

Raindrops after a summer shower sit on flowers' petals, reflecting the sun like a soft lazy haze.

Raindrops after a summer shower sit on flowers' petals, reflecting the sun like a soft lazy haze.

I like to pretend my bike is just like a submarine, you know? Gliding silently in an underwater world, exploring new sights and animals! Did you see that whale over there? No? Sorry you missed it!

I like to pretend my bike is just like a submarine, you know? Gliding silently in an underwater world, exploring new sights and animals! Did you see that whale over there? No? Sorry you missed it!

I like to pretend my bike is just like a submarine, you know? Gliding silently in an underwater world, exploring new sights and animals! Did you see that whale over there? No? Sorry you missed it!

After the tractor rolls through the fields, mowing down the tall grass for raking and baling, the air is ripe of earthy smells.

Hear that sound of the tractor puttering along the field? And the solid thunk as a new bale of bound hay hits the field. Time to scoop up that bale and toss it into the wagon, for a great work out. Then off to the barn and load up the hay mow!

Round and round, tight and tied! Hay bales come in all shapes and sizes. Standing guard over the field, what are they doing out there? Did you see the ones with the sheets of white encasing them? Looks like they got chilly and needed a jacket! Stacked and standing, making a cheerful pyramid to cheer you on as you drive on past. Countless stories can be told about the hay bales, but they’re only limited by your imagination.

This gem comes complete with side baskets and a polite little horn beep, perfect for your every day pet errands. The sleek design is streamlined to keep you upright in traffic and is a breeze to park at your local PetBucks, while you grab your Mocha Frap. But don’t let this gem fool you, it’s got the spunk it needs when you need to get there quick!

This gem comes complete with side baskets and a polite little horn beep, perfect for your every day pet errands. The sleek design is streamlined to keep you upright in traffic and is a breeze to park at your local PetBucks, while you grab your Mocha Frap. But don’t let this gem fool you, it’s got the spunk it needs when you need to get there quick!

This gem comes complete with side baskets and a polite little horn beep, perfect for your every day pet errands. The sleek design is streamlined to keep you upright in traffic and is a breeze to park at your local PetBucks, while you grab your Mocha Frap. But don’t let this gem fool you, it’s got the spunk it needs when you need to get there quick!

This gem comes complete with side baskets and a polite little horn beep, perfect for your every day pet errands. The sleek design is streamlined to keep you upright in traffic and is a breeze to park at your local PetBucks, while you grab your Mocha Frap. But don’t let this gem fool you, it’s got the spunk it needs when you need to get there quick!

This gem comes complete with side baskets and a polite little horn beep, perfect for your every day pet errands. The sleek design is streamlined to keep you upright in traffic and is a breeze to park at your local PetBucks, while you grab your Mocha Frap. But don’t let this gem fool you, it’s got the spunk it needs when you need to get there quick!

This gem comes complete with side baskets and a polite little horn beep, perfect for your every day pet errands. The sleek design is streamlined to keep you upright in traffic and is a breeze to park at your local PetBucks, while you grab your Mocha Frap. But don’t let this gem fool you, it’s got the spunk it needs when you need to get there quick!

Squee! Bright and yellow, I’m a happy fellow. Bounce, bounce, bounce, that’s what I live to do, bounce me all the day, and you’ll be happy, too!

First invented by the Chinese, these eating utensils have been around for millenia and are used throughout eastern Asia. But if you have never used chopstcks before, you must give it a try! It's not hard to learn. Before your next visit to your favorite Oriental restaurant, go online and look up on PetTube for instructional videos.

First invented by the Chinese, these eating utensils have been around for millenia and are used throughout eastern Asia. But if you have never used chopstcks before, you must give it a try! It's not hard to learn. Before your next visit to your favorite Oriental restaurant, go online and look up on PetTube for instructional videos.

Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom…eeeek…hack, spit, shudder… That is so sour my hair is standing straight up and my mouth has puckered like a prune! That’s not the Halloween treat I was expecting! I am going to spit pips all over the homepage of the Pet that gave me that!

The colours of autumn leaves, as seen through frosted glass.

A superb blend of mango, papaya and other tasty exotic jungle fruits, this invigorating elixir is sure to pump your pets up and have them ready for their events in no time. When your pet needs a pick me up, pick this drink.

Everyone knows that monkeys like bananas. So it makes total sense that their drink of choice to help them swing better in swinging contests would be a drink made out of bananas!

For the connoisseur who has not made the bold and brazen move toward the roses, we offer up a traditional stem of golden bubbly. Precisely designed to ensure optimal carbonation and the all important bubbly to air ratio. Science, math and engineering all found in one tiny glass.

Deep in the asteroid belt nestles a planet of rare beauty resplendent to behold. But this beauty came at a cost, as the planet’s gravity was so strong it tore apart passing asteroids, comets and space junk, and drew them into its orbit in the forms of rock and ice, creating a halo-like sunshine yellow coloured ring around itself. Intrepid pet space travellers are warned! For things of rare beauty are oft times also things of rare danger, to be admired from a distance, but avoided at all cost!

Hard. Plain. Cheese. Nothing exciting about that name, but they say never judge a book by it's cover. Once you have taken a bite you'll wonder why it's overlooked by many for those fancy titled cheeses.

Nectar of the gods, harvested for centuries, now available with reckless abandon on any local grocery shelf. The only food that will never spoil, you can hang onto it until the bees come home again!

Nectar of the sunbeams flowing from the sky, do you think it will taste like sunshine? Grab your napkin and dig in, the first bite is a juicy one!

For those moments when you need a really luxuriant moustache, I'm the ideal candidate. I come in a range of colours, I'm pre-combed for convenience, and my tips are waxed to perfection so that they keep their shape. Just right for all your theatrical performances!

Slurp, slurp, s-l-u-u-u-r-p…burp, burp, b-u-u-u-r-p! Okay peeps, we all know that our cocktails are delightful, enchanting, and incandescent, but, do any of them taste delicious??? You really don’t know, do you? Well, that’s what I’m here for! The taste tests!
But pulease don’t think you can just plonk me in any old drink! I do have standards to maintain! So, I really must insist upon colour coordination, and fortunately for you there are enough of me facilitate such niceties! So let’s get to burp…ah…work!

Slurp, slurp, s-l-u-u-u-r-p…burp, burp, b-u-u-u-r-p! Okay peeps, we all know that our cocktails are delightful, enchanting, and incandescent, but, do any of them taste delicious??? You really don’t know, do you? Well, that’s what I’m here for! The taste tests!
But pulease don’t think you can just plonk me in any old drink! I do have standards to maintain! So, I really must insist upon colour coordination, and fortunately for you there are enough of me facilitate such niceties! So let’s get to burp…ah…work!

Once you have taken enough lessons and the instructor of Brown Owl's Flight School thinks you are ready you will be given a golden wings pin to symbolize that you now have learned everything there is to learn about flying. The sky is the limit to where you can go! Please take me with you as I would love to see what my house looks like from up there!

I’m a tasty golden delight for Storia Chie and her fellow caterpillars. One might be alarmed by nibbles taken from them but not me! Every spring I am ready to burst forth and be as beautiful as can be. Look closely and you may find the perfect hiding place for many more caterpillars and ladybugs. I’m not scared like that silly green leaf. Instead, I am dazzling and brave!

BUZZZZZZ!!! BUUZZZZZZZZ!!!!! BUUUZZZZZZZZ!!!!!! Look up! Look waaaaaaay up! That cloud you see is a grist of bees swarming to get in. It’s time to eat. Time to make more honey! If you are brave you are more than welcome to try to harvest some for yourself. The bees may share if you are nice…..

Legend has it that each Sun Drop Gem is the tiny bead of twinkling light that that a sunbeam carries down to the water. And, as the moon rises, the night winds come in their rippling currents and gather up the precious drops of sun, carrying them away to the highest mountaintops, dropping them deep into caverns where the dark craves the light. It is only the luckiest of pets who can stumble across these precious stones and carry them back out to the grateful sunlit day once more.

The pencil sharpener is whirring as we stand in line to sharpen our pencils. Mrs. Owl says we have to practice our printing. That mean boy stabbed the girl who sits in front of him with a sharp pencil. She went crying to the nurse, and Mrs. Owl sent him to the principal’s office. I will be very careful with my pencil and print nice, neat letters. A a, B b, C c.

It was written by the earliest pets, those whose names are whispered in the winds of time, that the first Pet Games were attended by pets of every known nation at the ‘Meeting of the Waters’. Pets came from as far away as ‘The Empty Woods’ and the berry covered hills of the ‘Candy Coated Valley’. Boasts of superhuman strength, speed, and fabled prowess had drawn together the greatest champions of the lands to see who was best of all. The games were played long into the night and need of a flame was called for. But, not just any flame. The flame of the fairies living in the shadows of the storied ‘Woodland Scene’. The greatest artists of the time banded together to design the cauldron that would bear the hallowed flame for the length of the games, a testament to the determination and grit of those competing, set upon a high altar for all to see, a beacon in the days and nights of great champions and exhausted warriors who had given their all. Today we honor this ancient tale with our PnF Games flame, treated with the same reverence. Its beauty and enduring light during the PnF Games is without a doubt one of the most memorable and cherished rituals in Pets 'n' Friends history.

It was written by the earliest pets, those whose names are whispered in the winds of time, that the first Pet Games were attended by pets of every known nation at the ‘Meeting of the Waters’. Pets came from as far away as ‘The Empty Woods’ and the berry covered hills of the ‘Candy Coated Valley’. Boasts of superhuman strength, speed, and fabled prowess had drawn together the greatest champions of the lands to see who was best of all. The games were played long into the night and need of a flame was called for. But, not just any flame. The flame of the fairies living in the shadows of the storied ‘Woodland Scene’. The greatest artists of the time banded together to design the cauldron that would bear the hallowed flame for the length of the games, a testament to the determination and grit of those competing, set upon a high altar for all to see, a beacon in the days and nights of great champions and exhausted warriors who had given their all. Today we honor this ancient tale with our PnF Games flame, treated with the same reverence. Its beauty and enduring light during the PnF Games is without a doubt one of the most memorable rituals and cherished in Pets 'n' Friends history.

Use these banners to celebrate a victory, anniversary, birth, or promotion. Whatever your event, these banners will display your excitement!

I’ve been hanging around since 1767, but I usually have a pretty picture painted on me. What were those Artists thinking? What good am I to anyone plain and boring? I’m even too small and stiff to be useful for toilet paper…But hello, David has found a new use for me, in the Fruit Machine, where I am the best prize on the wheel, because I unlock all manner of wonderful mystery prizes!!! And now I am so popular that I’ll probably stick around for another 250 years!

I’ve been hanging around since 1767, but I usually have a pretty picture painted on me. What were those Artists thinking? What good am I to anyone plain and boring? I’m even too small and stiff to be useful for toilet paper…But hello, David has found a new use for me, in the Fruit Machine, where I am the best prize on the wheel, because I unlock all manner of wonderful mystery prizes!!! And now I am so popular that I’ll probably stick around for another 250 years!

I am certainly the premium shape, because I am both decorative and symbolic, so I have the most responsibilities! All year round, I may be used to tie back a little pet’s hair. But I really come into my own at certain times of the year, when I am used as a pale yellow awareness raising ribbon, for some very important causes, such as: endometriosis; spina bifida; bone cancer/oesteosarcoma; craniofacial acceptance; Black Saturday Bushfire victims and the 2014 Hong Kong Protests (to name just a few). If you know of other causes that I represent, I would love to showcase them in your art!

I am certainly the premium shape, because I am both decorative and symbolic, so I have the most responsibilities! All year round, I may be used to tie back a little pet’s hair. But I really come into my own at certain times of the year, when I am used as an awareness raising ribbon, for some very important causes, such as: suicide; military support; Qld (Aust) rural fire services and Hong Kong pro-democracy (to name just a few). If you know of other causes that I represent, I would love to showcase them in your art!

Tastes of honey and bee stings! You won't know whether to yell or smile!

Whether you know me as a bulrush or a cattail, you can find me decorating your local lakes and ponds. Wetlands are my jam.

The perfect flower for the border of your garden. Its tall, sturdy stem reaches high into the blue sky, offering its tasty seeds to critters galore... and it's beautiful sunny color brightens your day.

The perfect flower for the border of your garden. Its tall, sturdy stem reaches high into the blue sky, offering its tasty seeds to critters galore... and it's beautiful sunny color brightens your day.

We're a bunch of fresh, ripe bananas, not too hard, not too soft. They say we are mellow yellow. Eat me whole or sliced, you choose!

All right, you found the end of the rainbow. You get a pot of gold. Then you do a book signing tour, and appear on Oprah surrounded by a bunch of professional Irishmen saying 'Begorrah! at random intervals and kids dressed as leprechauns singing 'when Irish eyes are smiling'. Are you really sure it was worth it? Oh, all right. There's a sack truck just over there --- I was hoping to be left in peace.