Love the water, but afraid you might just float away? PnF’s very own stingray inflatable will keep you safe! Just hop on in to the center ring and hang on. You’ll enjoy months of fun kicking and paddling your way across the water.

Lean closer and have a sniff of this sweet-smelling flower.

Squirt.

Haha, you could see that coming a mile away. One of the oldest pranks is a squirting flower, only this flower is real and if you get too close it will squirt out a splash of water.

Walking through the early morning garden, you hear a giggle. It was probably one of your pets out romping amongst the flowers. You hear the giggle again, but it does not sound like one of your pet’s voices. Peering closer at the flower bed, you see an unusual bloom. A flower waving in the breeze with a tiny mouth wide open, making the cutest giggle. It is so funny that you start laughing as well.

Nom Nom, here I come! You could play some fun pranks with these shoes. Put them on and stand behind a shrub with just the shoes peeking out. Ahhhhh! Run, it’s a crocodile. April Fools!

The soft fluffy catkins on the pussy willow tree are some of the first signs of spring; a welcome sight that one cannot resist touching. Why not snip a few branches to dry for a flower arrangement?

Clinging to green stems is this flower with the face of a monkey. A barrel of cuteness. If you observe it closely, you may see the flower move from stem to stem. What a fascinating flower to find in the garden.

Brr! If you like cold drinks, this cooler will chill you. Maybe you have been working in the garden getting it ready for spring planting and need to rest with something to sip that will cool you off. This is the drink for you.

Tweet, Twitter! I know you can’t join me unless you have a pair of wings you can put on. You don’t? Oh, that is sad, but I won’t be long. I am going to fly around and see what I can find that is interesting. I have decided to take up watercolour painting, and I need inspiration.

Maybe I will find a flower that I would like to paint, or maybe one of the nests has baby birds in it that would be fun to depict on canvas. A bird has to stretch their wings and imagination now and then. Tweet! See you soon.

Tweet, Twitter! I know you can’t join me unless you have a pair of wings you can put on. You don’t? Oh, that is sad, but I won’t be long. I am going to fly around and see what I can find that is interesting. I have decided to take up watercolour painting, and I need inspiration.

Maybe I will find a flower that I would like to paint, or maybe one of the nests has baby birds in it that would be fun to depict on canvas. A bird has to stretch their wings and imagination now and then. Tweet! See you soon.

Juicy sweet melon with tart pomegranate juice makes a light refreshing drink. So many layered drinks give off the sunset or sunrise vibe, that is a good relaxing vibe to have.

Haha! I am just clowning around. I found this top hat, red nose and curly wig and decided it was perfect to use as a costume to celebrate April Fool’s Day. What do you think? Would I fit in that little car with all the other clowns?

Brr! If you like cold drinks, this cooler will chill you. Maybe you have been working in the garden getting it ready for spring planting and need to rest with something to sip that will cool you off. This is the drink for you.

Sweet strawberry blended with ice to create the most luscious and delicately scented lip-smacking drink. If one is good, two would be perfect.

Walking through the early morning garden, you hear a giggle. It was probably one of your pets out romping amongst the flowers. You hear the giggle again, but it does not sound like one of your pet’s voices. Peering closer at the flower bed, you see an unusual bloom. A flower waving in the breeze with a tiny mouth wide open, making the cutest giggle. It is so funny that you start laughing as well.

A cat, a fish, a catfish. Haha! I am a cat that can swim like a fish and a fish that can sneak like a cat. I think that is the best of both worlds. You can cuddle me under a tree while reading a good book or take me into the bubble bath; I promise I won’t get all soggy.

Wow! Who put the spring bling into these amazing sunglasses? Why, Bob did, of course. These delicious sunglasses are the newest offering from Bob PnF’s creative genius.

There has been a lot of buzz around town about what Bob may have been working on, and now it has been unveiled. I would not wait too long to scoop up a pair or two of these delightful sunglasses. All your pets will be clamouring to wear them to celebrate the coming of spring.

Lean closer and have a sniff of this sweet-smelling flower.

Squirt.

Haha, you could see that coming a mile away. One of the oldest pranks is a squirting flower, only this flower is real and if you get too close it will squirt out a splash of water.

This is a hat that most everypet knows, even if it is just from stories about the long ago. It is a hat that symbolizes common sense and honesty dispensed entertainingly.

The traditional Jester Hat was made of soft, colourful cloth, mixing patterns and colours to give a vibrant look. Three long floppy points fell from the hat's crown, and bells were sewn onto the end of those points. Which of your pets will wear the Jester Hat?

Nom Nom, here I come! You could play some fun pranks with these shoes. Put them on and stand behind a shrub with just the shoes peeking out. Ahhhhh! Run, it’s a crocodile. April Fools!

There is nothing cuter than a wiener dog dressed up as a hot dog. You asked, we delivered. Well, maybe you did not ask but we still went ahead and did it anyhow because who can resist the temptation? Give this lil one a squeeze. They are sure to please.

Clinging to green stems is this flower with the face of a monkey. A barrel of cuteness. If you observe it closely, you may see the flower move from stem to stem. What a fascinating flower to find in the garden.

Hey! Hi! I love to jest. What? Even poop wants to get in on the fun of playing tricks on April Fool’s Day. I love my hat with the tinkly bells.

Hey! Hi! I love to jest. What? Even poop wants to get in on the fun of playing tricks on April Fool’s Day. I love my hat with the tinkly bells.

Oh my bear-y love, will you be mine? Until the end of time? Say you will! My heart flutters every time you're near! I DO!

Just…let…me…get…my…legs…! There we go. Sorry, I am a young giraffe, and sometimes my legs go in different directions. It can take me a few minutes to gather them up—so they are going in the same direction. I don’t suppose you have that problem; two legs must be much easier to control, and your legs are not as tall as mine.

I am pleased to meet you. I am trying to learn new dance steps; someone said dancing brings joy. It is also a great way to train your legs to find the beat. Dancing can help with balance, too. I need help in that department.

So, do you want to go for a walk? I am feeling snackish, and I know where there are some nice Acacia trees over that way. Oh, no, the thorns don’t bother me. There are some berries there that you may enjoy.

Oops! There go my legs again. Thump. Well, this is a pickle; it is harder for me to get up; if you would give me a hand. There, all set, off we go.

Just…let…me…get…my…legs…! There we go. Sorry, I am a young giraffe, and sometimes my legs go in different directions. It can take me a few minutes to gather them up—so they are going in the same direction. I don’t suppose you have that problem; two legs must be much easier to control, and your legs are not as tall as mine.

I am pleased to meet you. I am trying to learn new dance steps; someone said dancing brings joy. It is also a great way to train your legs to find the beat. Dancing can help with balance, too. I need help in that department.

So, do you want to go for a walk? I am feeling snackish, and I know where there are some nice Acacia trees over that way. Oh, no, the thorns don’t bother me. There are some berries there that you may enjoy.

Oops! There go my legs again. Thump. Well, this is a pickle; it is harder for me to get up; if you would give me a hand. There, all set, off we go.

I know who this is. This is a bear all dressed up in a bunny costume. It seems that this bear really wanted to join in the fun of hiding eggs for Easter. I think that any pet who would like to should be able to participate in that particular fun. After all, the more hidden eggs, the more fun and eggs for the seekers.

Look how cute the bear is, a fluffy bunny costume with room for the bear’s ears to stick out so they can hear what is going on, and it even comes with a basket.

If you catch a flash of long ears on Easter, you will not be sure if it is this little bear or the Easter bunny. What fun!

I know who this is. This is a bear all dressed up in a bunny costume. It seems that this bear really wanted to join in the fun of hiding eggs for Easter. I think that any pet who would like to should be able to participate in that particular fun. After all, the more hidden eggs, the more fun and eggs for the seekers.

Look how cute the bear is, a fluffy bunny costume with room for the bear’s ears to stick out so they can hear what is going on, and it even comes with a basket.

If you catch a flash of long ears on Easter, you will not be sure if it is this little bear or the Easter bunny. What fun!

Apply this nutty, spicy almond fragrance infused with sage and every pet will know that you like things that are a bit on the wild side.

Sitting at your desk at work and trying to focus on all those charts and emails is difficult when your heart longs to be surfing. The sound of the crashing waves, the feel of the spray on your face, the taste of salt on your lips, and working on your surfing moves in your head is just way more exciting! I guess I'm just a beach bum at heart.

Beautiful, colorful starfish amongst swirling waves adorn this funboard. This board is perfect for beginners because it is wide and stable. It is also suitable for heavier surfers and people who just want to enjoy surfing without working too hard to catch waves. It is much easier to maneuver than the longboard.

Cowabunga Pet Dudes, this chick stick is fully sick! It’s the sweetest board for manoeuvrability in the green room, cutting back, carving, or for hanging a three-sixty! Whether your gurfer is a grommet or a gidget, they’ll totally rip it charging the waves on this beautiful board! (Translation: a highly manoeuvrable surfboard for girls of all ages.)

Hop right in and check out this adorable new Pet! This caramel coloured kangaroo is unique to PnF Land! Like the Great Kangaroos of Australia, it is a large marsupial that carries its young in its pouch. Prolific breeders, kangaroos can suckle joeys (baby kangaroos) of different ages at the same time, with milk that has a different nutritional content for each. Unlike it’s Australian counterparts, however, the Caramel Kangaroo is also proficient at playing the didgeridoo!!!

Hop, jump, and leap aboard your amphibious transportation for an up-close and personal tour of fascinating aquatic environments. Froggie Floatie will carry you across ponds fringed with cattails and appliquéd with water lilies. Under the water, you will see myriads of fish and tadpoles swirling amongst arrowhead and sedge roots. Skimming across the water’s surface with acrobatic precision are water striders, dragonflies, and damselflies. As Froggie Floatie swims to the pond’s edge, you can watch a family of beavers doing maintenance work on the gracefully curved dam that keeps the pond intact.

I'm a sturdy brass-bound oaken chest, packed with a fortune's worth of shiny gold Pirate Mole doubloons and a few beautiful cut gems too. Yo ho ho, me hearties!

Arr, me hearties! I'm a really solidly built oaken sea chest, brass-bound for additional strength, with a lock and two convenient carry handles. Just the place to stash away all your pirate treasure securely. Remember where you put the key, though!

These are 100% vegan horns. No animal was harmed in the manufacturing of this helmet. We promise. Though while sporting it atop your head maybe you can channel your inner goat and plow into some things. CHARGE!

The soft fluffy catkins on the pussy willow tree are some of the first signs of spring; a welcome sight that one cannot resist touching. Why not snip a few branches to dry for a flower arrangement?

A traditional woven Easter egg basket filled with paper grass, ready to cradle any Easter eggs your pets find. A bow matching the basket colour is tied to the handle. This basket is pretty enough to give as a gift, filled with eggs, of course.

Indistinct yet familiar, spring is a scent which is different for every person, yet always well known. The alluring mystery of this fragrance comes wrapped in an elegant, timeless bottle.

This little French Bull Dog plush is a great companion. The plush Bull Dog is all dressed up in a blue striped shirt, a blue beret and a red bandana—a sweet gift for a dear pet or yourself.

A little bird told us that there is something new in the town of PnF. A designer. This is exciting news. You know how things happen; someone catches sight of something and starts to investigate and ask questions. Before you know it, the whole town is abuzz with rumours.

This delightful and stylish new bag is large enough to carry all your snacks and needfuls, and it is the first item to be offered to the pets of PnF by the talented Bob écailleux, designer. I am sure we are all excited to see what other items Bob will tempt us with.

The perfect bed to tuck your dolls into. You may find a small pet curled up on this bed too, that is ok, pets always find the best place to nap.

I’m a red squirrel, short and stout Here’s my bushy tail and here is my snout When I get a hunger up, then I shout Feed me a nut or I won’t hang about!

I’m a red squirrel that likes to store nuts All spring and summer, I piles them up Because I know in winter I’ll need to sup Especially when I’m carrying a squirrel pup!

Sir Trollelot patiently stands guard beside the Bronze Age Fruit Machine, the only portal to the wonderful prizes available to his Pet clan from other Pet Lands! Our diligent little Pet guard, Sir Trollelot, does not covet the wonderful prizes that materialise in the Bronze Fruit Machine Portal at all. He just stands to attention, daydreaming of the day when a fair Troll Maiden will step up to the Portal, and win his bronze heart…

From the perfectly pointed petals to the iridescent centre, this beautiful yellow waterlily will bring the bloom of Spring and the Promise of Summer to anypet’s water, rainforest or garden scenes! Enjoy the beauty of its everlasting bloom and unique explosion of fresh scent all year round!

I'm a sturdy brass-bound oaken chest, packed with a fortune's worth of shiny gold Pirate Mole doubloons and a few beautiful cut gems too. Yo ho ho, me hearties!

Super-stretchy blue spandex band without the tutu, sized to fit even the fullest figures.

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Aw, were you expecting a neat little beaker whose raison d'être is to keep your toothbrush standing upright waiting to be taken out twice a day? What a dull life some mugs lead! If a toothbrush were to be propped up in me, let’s just say—interesting things might happen to it, heh-heh. Especially when steam is rising from my murky brew. That’s always a danger signal. Oh—one final warning. Do not get too close to my teeth. It took them hours to clean up the mess last time...

If I only had a brain? Let me tell you, my brain is just fine! The problem isn't what I've learned through my escapades, it's recalling the information! I have storage issues! I think my brain is overly full, and sometimes the new stuff pushes out the old... otherwise, why wouldn't I remember where my car keys are?

Hello, all my dear friends. Glad you could join me on this crisp winter day. I brought my skates, and I see you have yours too. Skating is a popular wintertime sport. Nowadays, with indoor rinks– can you imagine such a thing–you can skate all year round. But I prefer to be outside, and this pond is large enough and smooth enough to provide a lot of fun for all to skate.

I am going to warm up a bit— always a good idea—stretch those muscles and then do some pirouettes. I have been practicing some double axels I have a problem with the second one. After we have skated for a while, how about we play some hockey? Then we can enjoy some hot chocolate and cookies at my house.

Fences can be used as decorative pieces on the land. A single fence with flowers and maybe a potted plant or two, an old watering can, and you have a lovely art installation that can welcome guests to the ranch. This fence has been covered in cheerful, sunny sunflowers. What a lovely sight.

Just a simple jack pine, narrow and tall, reaching for the sky covered in fluffy white snow.

No other rose is as deeply fragrant as a purple rose. Fill a bowl with these freshly dried rosebuds and turn any room into a soothing spa.