G’day! The surf looks fully sick today! I hope you brought your sunscreen! You don’t want to burn to a crisp on your first day soaking in the sun! We’ll be grabbing some boards and heading to the waves soon! Crikey! I almost forgot, be sure to keep an eye out in the surf for the jellies, and sharks! What’s that? Does sunscreen repel sharks? Ho! HO! HO! That’s a good one.

G’day! The surf looks fully sick today! I hope you brought your sunscreen! You don’t want to burn to a crisp on your first day soaking in the sun! We’ll be grabbing some boards and heading to the waves soon! Crikey! I almost forgot, be sure to keep an eye out in the surf for the jellies, and sharks! What’s that? Does sunscreen repel sharks? Ho! HO! HO! That’s a good one.

G’day! The surf looks fully sick today! I hope you brought your sunscreen! You don’t want to burn to a crisp on your first day soaking in the sun! We’ll be grabbing some boards and heading to the waves soon! Crikey! I almost forgot, be sure to keep an eye out in the surf for the jellies, and sharks! What’s that? Does sunscreen repel sharks? Ho! HO! HO! That’s a good one.

It’s nearly the end of the month. I’m gonna miss everybody. Yesterday there were massive swarms of bugs like me all over the place, but suddenly they’re much harder to find. How can I have a proper conversation with under a thousand bugs at once? Sensitive? SURE I’m sensitive! Do you think those curly little things on my head are there to look cute? Have you any IDEA how many other bugs I can IM at once with these? It’s so quiet now with just a hundred to listen to at once – fifty – twenty ---

I’m exhausted. I’ll just go and lie down with my legs in the air. Never tried it before. Has to be a first time for everything ---

It’s nearly the end of the month. I’m gonna miss everybody. Yesterday there were massive swarms of bugs like me all over the place, but suddenly they’re much harder to find. How can I have a proper conversation with under a thousand bugs at once? Sensitive? SURE I’m sensitive! Do you think those curly little things on my head are there to look cute? Have you any IDEA how many other bugs I can IM at once with these? It’s so quiet now with just a hundred to listen to at once – fifty – twenty ---

I’m exhausted. I’ll just go and lie down with my legs in the air. Never tried it before. Has to be a first time for everything ---

It’s nearly the end of the month. I’m gonna miss everybody. Yesterday there were massive swarms of bugs like me all over the place, but suddenly they’re much harder to find. How can I have a proper conversation with under a thousand bugs at once? Sensitive? SURE I’m sensitive! Do you think those curly little things on my head are there to look cute? Have you any IDEA how many other bugs I can IM at once with these? It’s so quiet now with just a hundred to listen to at once – fifty – twenty ---

I’m exhausted. I’ll just go and lie down with my legs in the air. Never tried it before. Has to be a first time for everything ---

It’s nearly the end of the month. I’m gonna miss everybody. Yesterday there were massive swarms of bugs like me all over the place, but suddenly they’re much harder to find. How can I have a proper conversation with under a thousand bugs at once? Sensitive? SURE I’m sensitive! Do you think those curly little things on my head are there to look cute? Have you any IDEA how many other bugs I can IM at once with these? It’s so quiet now with just a hundred to listen to at once – fifty – twenty ---

I’m exhausted. I’ll just go and lie down with my legs in the air. Never tried it before. Has to be a first time for everything ---

You say my children will be WHAT? Well it’s true, I don’t remember so well what I used to be. I crawled out of this nice comfortable cocoon, because it was getting a bit warm in there, and ever since then my life has been filled with purpose every waking hour. Busy busy busy! But I swear I don’t remember being a caterpillar. That’s just not possible. They are so gross! But I do like those bushes they crawl all over. They look like a great place to lay my eggs! What happens to eggs, again? I just like leaving them everywhere.

You say my children will be WHAT? Well it’s true, I don’t remember so well what I used to be. I crawled out of this nice comfortable cocoon, because it was getting a bit warm in there, and ever since then my life has been filled with purpose every waking hour. Busy busy busy! But I swear I don’t remember being a caterpillar. That’s just not possible. They are so gross! But I do like those bushes they crawl all over. They look like a great place to lay my eggs! What happens to eggs, again? I just like leaving them everywhere.

You say my children will be WHAT? Well it’s true, I don’t remember so well what I used to be. I crawled out of this nice comfortable cocoon, because it was getting a bit warm in there, and ever since then my life has been filled with purpose every waking hour. Busy busy busy! But I swear I don’t remember being a caterpillar. That’s just not possible. They are so gross! But I do like those bushes they crawl all over. They look like a great place to lay my eggs! What happens to eggs, again? I just like leaving them everywhere.

You say my children will be WHAT? Well it’s true, I don’t remember so well what I used to be. I crawled out of this nice comfortable cocoon, because it was getting a bit warm in there, and ever since then my life has been filled with purpose every waking hour. Busy busy busy! But I swear I don’t remember being a caterpillar. That’s just not possible. They are so gross! But I do like those bushes they crawl all over. They look like a great place to lay my eggs! What happens to eggs, again? I just like leaving them everywhere.

I am so tired! You say I have one month to live my life. Wow, 30 whole days? A day seems like forever to me. You live HOW long??? Sheesh, your wings will wear out WAAAAY before that. My friends’ wings are frayed already. I take care of mine, but I got a real shock when I tweaked one of my antennae the other day and realised if it breaks I won’t be able to get Fox News any more. I mean, I like foxes. They taste great! And my antennae can tell me where a fox is from a mile away. Lose that and I’ll end up bothering squirrels, and they taste AWFUL. And they jump about so much when you’re settling down for a good drink. Gotta go, there’s a vixen 820 yards away, um, thataway ---

I am so tired! You say I have one month to live my life. Wow, 30 whole days? A day seems like forever to me. You live HOW long??? Sheesh, your wings will wear out WAAAAY before that. My friends’ wings are frayed already. I take care of mine, but I got a real shock when I tweaked one of my antennae the other day and realised if it breaks I won’t be able to get Fox News any more. I mean, I like foxes. They taste great! And my antennae can tell me where a fox is from a mile away. Lose that and I’ll end up bothering squirrels, and they taste AWFUL. And they jump about so much when you’re settling down for a good drink. Gotta go, there’s a vixen 820 yards away, um, thataway ---

I am so tired! You say I have one month to live my life. Wow, 30 whole days? A day seems like forever to me. You live HOW long??? Sheesh, your wings will wear out WAAAAY before that. My friends’ wings are frayed already. I take care of mine, but I got a real shock when I tweaked one of my antennae the other day and realised if it breaks I won’t be able to get Fox News any more. I mean, I like foxes. They taste great! And my antennae can tell me where a fox is from a mile away. Lose that and I’ll end up bothering squirrels, and they taste AWFUL. And they jump about so much when you’re settling down for a good drink. Gotta go, there’s a vixen 820 yards away, um, thataway ---

I am so tired! You say I have one month to live my life. Wow, 30 whole days? A day seems like forever to me. You live HOW long??? Sheesh, your wings will wear out WAAAAY before that. My friends’ wings are frayed already. I take care of mine, but I got a real shock when I tweaked one of my antennae the other day and realised if it breaks I won’t be able to get Fox News any more. I mean, I like foxes. They taste great! And my antennae can tell me where a fox is from a mile away. Lose that and I’ll end up bothering squirrels, and they taste AWFUL. And they jump about so much when you’re settling down for a good drink. Gotta go, there’s a vixen 820 yards away, um, thataway ---

I may be slow, but you've got to admit I'm pretty. Where else could you find a snail with colours like mine?

Are you going to finish that spinach? No? I'll take it! *munch munch munch* Thanks, I needed that! If I don't get enough calcium my shell will get soft, and no snail needs that. This hard shell helps to protect me from all sorts of things, and helps me to carry items around - I am really strong and can carry up to ten of me! Isn't that impressive? Whoa, look at the time! I've got to get home before the sun comes up or I won't get a full day of sleep.

I may be slow, but you've got to admit I'm pretty. Where else could you find a snail with colours like mine?

Are you going to finish that spinach? No? I'll take it! *munch munch munch* Thanks, I needed that! If I don't get enough calcium my shell will get soft, and no snail needs that. This hard shell helps to protect me from all sorts of things, and helps me to carry items around - I am really strong and can carry up to ten of me! Isn't that impressive? Whoa, look at the time! I've got to get home before the sun comes up or I won't get a full day of sleep.

I may be slow, but you've got to admit I'm pretty. Where else could you find a snail with colours like mine?

Are you going to finish that spinach? No? I'll take it! *munch munch munch* Thanks, I needed that! If I don't get enough calcium my shell will get soft, and no snail needs that. This hard shell helps to protect me from all sorts of things, and helps me to carry items around - I am really strong and can carry up to ten of me! Isn't that impressive? Whoa, look at the time! I've got to get home before the sun comes up or I won't get a full day of sleep.

I may be slow, but you've got to admit I'm pretty. Where else could you find a snail with colours like mine?

Are you going to finish that spinach? No? I'll take it! *munch munch munch* Thanks, I needed that! If I don't get enough calcium my shell will get soft, and no snail needs that. This hard shell helps to protect me from all sorts of things, and helps me to carry items around - I am really strong and can carry up to ten of me! Isn't that impressive? Whoa, look at the time! I've got to get home before the sun comes up or I won't get a full day of sleep.