A favourite beverage in all of the PnF colonies, this caffeine-free True Blue Tea Bag is flavoured with rare blue rose petals and gold dust, to enrich your palette and put some glitter in your gullet! Steep one first thing in the morning and you'll be infused with energy for the entire day!

Milk, but not just milk - what could be cooler on a hot day? I even have a cherry on top!

Milk, but not just milk - what could be cooler on a hot day? I even have a cherry on top!

Milk, but not just milk - what could be cooler on a hot day? I even have a cherry on top!

Milk, but not just milk - what could be cooler on a hot day? I even have a cherry on top!

Milk, but not just milk - what could be cooler on a hot day? I even have a cherry on top!

Cowabunga! Under the teeth and over the tongue, this is the best moo juice under the sun! That beetroot flavour is superb! And my new purple tongue is really quite becoming… I’ll be producing milk now until the cows come home! If I moo loudly enough and long enough, would you give me some more please?

Cowabunga! Under the teeth and over the tongue, this is the best moo juice under the sun! That beetroot flavour is superb! And my new purple tongue is really quite becoming… I’ll be producing milk now until the cows come home! If I moo loudly enough and long enough, would you give me some more please?

Cowabunga! Under the teeth and over the tongue, this is the best moo juice under the sun! That beetroot flavour is superb! And my new purple tongue is really quite becoming… I’ll be producing milk now until the cows come home! If I moo loudly enough and long enough, would you give me some more please?

Cowabunga! Under the teeth and over the tongue, this is the best moo juice under the sun! It tastes of dewy grass and freshly cut hay all in one, and the aroma is simply divine! I’ll be producing milk now until the cows come home!

Cowabunga! Under the teeth and over the tongue, this is the best moo juice under the sun! It tastes of dewy grass and freshly cut hay all in one, and the aroma is simply divine! I’ll be producing milk now until the cows come home!

Cowabunga! Under the teeth and over the tongue, this is the best moo juice under the sun! It tastes of dewy grass and freshly cut hay all in one, and the aroma is simply divine! I’ll be producing milk now until the cows come home!

Cowabunga! Under the teeth and over the tongue, this is the best moo juice under the sun! It tastes just like a night at the open air movies with my favourite bull! I’ll be producing milk now until the cows come home!

Cowabunga! Under the teeth and over the tongue, this is the best moo juice under the sun! It tastes just like a night at the open air movies with my favourite bull! I’ll be producing milk now until the cows come home!

Cowabunga! Under the teeth and over the tongue, this is the best moo juice under the sun! It tastes just like a night at the open air movies with my favourite bull! I’ll be producing milk now until the cows come home!

Guaranteed to put fur on any pet's chest (whether they want it or not!), this Amber Fluid was traditionally brewed in the PnF Art Gallery for your enjoyment!

Guaranteed to put fur on any pet's chest (whether they want it or not!), this Amber Fluid was traditionally brewed in the PnF Art Gallery for your enjoyment!

Guaranteed to put fur on any pet's chest (whether they want it or not!), this Root Beer was traditionally brewed in the PnF Art Gallery for your enjoyment!

Guaranteed to put fur on any pet's chest (whether they want it or not!), this Root Beer was traditionally brewed in the PnF Art Gallery for your enjoyment!

Guaranteed to put fur on any pet's chest (whether they want it or not!), this Cola was traditionally brewed in the PnF Art Gallery for your enjoyment!