Snuffle snuffle, grunt grunt, pokedy poke poke poke… Yeehaaar! I found one! And it’s a beauty! Gobble gobble, hmmmm… a rare Aquamarine Mushroom! Tastes like heaven on a stalk! Subtle but sweet lingering flavours. I wonder if there are anymore of those around here?

Nibble nibble, sniff sniff, sigh sigh… It’s like eating three courses in one! The softly textured petals. The chewy stamen. And the tender juicy sepal. This Tropical Fruit Flower tastes just like mango, paw paw and pineapple! It transports me to a majestic waterfall hidden deep within a lush, damp, shady rainforest. Wheeeeee…

Nibble nibble, sniff sniff, sigh sigh… It’s like eating three courses in one! The softly textured petals. The chewy stamen. And the tender juicy sepal. This Summer Sky Flower tastes just like the breeze, moonlight and summer rain! It transports me to the wind currents in the open skies of a balmy summer evening. Wheeeeee…

Crunchy bones flavored with real salmon, tuna, and beef, and broth, sourced from the finest bits of meat left on the butcher’s block and off the great trawlers that fish the deepest seas.

After working out a deal with the butcher, tricks for treats, the dog with a passion for food collects the choicest bits of scrap meats, combining them with other wholesome ingredients found at the local PnF farmer’s market to create every dog’s favorite after dinner treat – two honey-sweetened pumpkin cookies sandwiching a filling of fresh ground beef.

Every dog’s favorite man, the butcher, saves his biggest, heartiest soup bones for the ever-faithful and hard-working dogs of PnF. Real, raw, marrow-filled, these bones provide hours of gnawing fun and meaty good taste.

Squeeeeals of delight! Dolphin loves loves loves sushi! So pretty too, I don’t want to eat it! Yes I do!!! Hmmm, fishy face, crabby ears, algae stripes, and the very finest seaweed… I wonder how many of these I can eat before I burst? Burp!

The epitome of desserts, only the most discerning owls can create this magical butterfly-based croquembouche. This delicate tower of pastries is sourced from the wilds of the rainforest, utilizing only the most deliciously rare butterflies in existence, more than three in each mouthwatering bite. Lightly fried, drizzled with raw honey, and decorated with the prettiest marzipan butterflies, there’s simply no denying the owl’s croquembouche rules the PnF pastry world.

Every mole has a different recipe on how best to serve up this family favorite, a little browned butter and garlic, sashimi style, and even straight from the source with little fuss. No matter how the mole serves his worms, he’s sure to tell you the very best place to find them is that little stretch of verdant grass tucked between the rich white sands of the ocean and the thick, impenetrable foliage of the rain forest or in the well-kept garden of a PnF pet who understands things like pH balance and fertilizer. Mm mm, good.

Every mole has a different recipe on how best to serve up this family favorite, a little browned butter and garlic, sashimi style, and even straight from the source with little fuss. No matter how the mole serves his worms, he’s sure to tell you the very best place to find them is that little stretch of verdant grass tucked between the rich white sands of the ocean and the thick, impenetrable foliage of the rain forest or in the well-kept garden of a PnF pet who understands things like pH balance and fertilizer. Mm mm, good.

Yummmmy! Finely crafted, and highly flavoured, this intoxicating blueberry blowfly really should be nibbled slowly, to savour the full flavour… But heck, as every hungry little dragonfly knows, it’s much too delectable to linger over… Munch munch, crunch crunch!

Finely crafted, and lightly flavoured, this intoxicating aniseed mosquito really should be nibbled slowly, to savour the full flavour… But heck, as every hungry little dragonfly knows, it’s much too delectable to linger over… Munch munch, crunch crunch!

Yip yip yippie yi yay! No need to raid the chook house today!
This egg, over easy, to my tummy tum tum, is very pleasy!
Empty shells tossed over the shoulder with reckless abandon, while the whites roll over the tongue as the teeth they surround
But it’s the golden yoke that wins the day, as with me forever these delicious flavours will stay!

Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about! Fish, pickled in aspic and snap frozen for freshness. Pinch me, because I think I just died and went to penguin heaven! Oh my, after eating this, I’m getting high on the fumes of my own fishy breath!

Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about! Krill, marinated in lime and chili and snap frozen for freshness. Pinch me, because I think I just died and went to penguin heaven! This would have been perfect to share with my penguin friends…burp…if I hadn’t already scoffed it all myself…

Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about! Inky stinky squid, stuffed with sardines and snap frozen for freshness. Pinch me, because I think I just died and went to penguin heaven! Oh my, it’s equally delicious eaten whole, or floated in a seafood cocktail…. More please?

What is this? A PnF art submission in a stemmed bowl? No matter, I’ll eat it anyway!
Interesting… There weren’t too many critters in there…but I’m still laying on my back kickin’ my legs in the air after delicately lickin’ up the most delightful mousse I have ever tasted in my entire life!
As you undoubtably know, dairy is pretty much my undoing, good dairy anyway…is there any more of this by any chance? Just a little more perhaps? Pretty please? And thank you?

Those are the most delicious organic golden oats I have ever tasted!! Such crunchy goodness!! I can taste the golden sunshine in every scrumptious bite! I can't wait to tell all of my cow friends where to get the best food in the land! Nomm, Nomm!! Mmmm, Mmmm!! Moooo, Mooove over so I can eat the whole bucket of oats!! On second thought, forget the bucket, just turn me loose in the field! You have no idea how much of this stuff it takes to give me 'super-cow' strength to jump over the moon!!

Us PnF dogs are mean - too mean to spend our silvers on foods from Frank! The ingredients for these chewy scrapballs were sourced from our best friend, the butcher, and blended with consummate skill to create a feast fit for the most discerning puppy palate! And although it is unlikely there will be any leftovers, if there are, they may just be bouncy enough for a rambunctious post dinner game of ball…woof!

Us PnF dogs are mean - too mean to spend our silvers on foods from Frank! The ingredients for these chewy scrapballs were sourced from our best friend, the butcher, and blended with consummate skill to create a feast fit for the most discerning puppy palate! And although it is unlikely there will be any leftovers, if there are, they may just be bouncy enough for a rambunctious post dinner game of ball…woof!