Gimme Five! Ok, so I don't really have five, but smack the paw! Let's make it our special pawshake by adding some fun, up high, down low, around the globe and spirit claws! Er, um, maybe we better practice a little more.

Sit back, curl into a comfy ball and get ready for a story, I have bunches of them to tell! Did I ever tell you about the time I sat outside and kept ringing the hooman's doorbell? (laughing) They kept coming to see who ding dong ditched them, and I meowed innocently!

That was punny! Oh tell me another one! *giggle* Oh! Oh! That was a good one, my sides are starting to ache from laughing so hard. A good belly laugh is almost equal to 100 crunches. Just don't make me laugh so hard my tears run down my legs!