Who can resist a face like this? Looking up at you with sweet lil puppy dog eyes in standard bulldog stance. You just have to give in. Feed me it says. Treat me! Maybe some scones or jelly babies?

It is really hard being this cute but sometimes I must get up and strut my stuff. I tuck away my monocle and my tea and let everyone know how adorable I am waddling past them letting my cute lil tail wag in their face. A quick smile and I know I am certain to get a treat.

Nope! Not telling you. My lips are sealed. I did nothing. Or if something did happen maybe blame it on the cat. You cannot trick me into saying anything. Only I know the truth. You know you wanna trust this sweet innocent face. Really, nothing to see back there. Nothing at all…