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Alexander Mus
Mouse in Trousers is practicing his acceptance speech in front his adoring crowd. Suddenly he realizes that he is the only one in in the room wearing pants. "Oh my gosh" he thinks, "why did I not notice this before?" "For Pete's sake, pets, have some decency!" he pleads. "Put on some pants!" Sadly, he remembers that none of the other candidates wear pants either. "We need to make PnF Land great again. Trousers for everyone!", he shouts. Teal Bug is aghast. "No one tells me what to wear! Pfft. I'll tell him what to do with his pants. Weirdo, she says under her breath. Maybe I need to vote for someone else. Does that fish want everyone to cover up?" So she flits off to find out. Meanwhile, the crowd is chanting "trousers, trousers. trousers!!!" What an uproar. Mouse in Trousers smiles at his pants-less admirers. Tomorrow will be a splendid day.