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Uncle Robert
Dear Diary …I try so hard to be good, but I fear I am doomed to failure, because of my very nature? It all began when I was conceived, and this fine mind was thrust into the body of a wet fish! And not even an attractive wet fish at that! Giving me self-esteem and body-image issues from the outset. And if that wasn’t enough to depress me, imagine being stuck in NPC Central with so many beautiful and glamorous NPC’s (with one or two notable exceptions) all around me?
Woe is me!