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Uncle Robert
Howdy, folks! Yee-hah! Don't forget to come and post your Wild West-themed limericks on my page! Here's one I penned myself:
A formidable Wild West dragon
Had crocodiles hitched to his wagon!
He had such a thirst
In the saloon bar he burst:
Growling "Bartender! Fill up this flagon!”

http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/how-to-write-a-limerick/
Here’s the LIM-er-ick’s ME-ter in SUM: [REST]
Da Da DUM, Da Da DUM, Da Da DUM. [REST]
With a MID-dle that’s TIGH-ter,
The LIM-er-ick WRI-ter
Keeps BEAT like a DI-sci-plined DRUM. [REST] (from above website)